Sunday, December 13, 2009

wham, bam, thank you ma'am

oh god, ive been a busy person this entire month.

click to zoom.

do attend guys

sheryl and eunice. my partners in the exhibition thats gonna happen soonsx this friday. do come over and check out our works. we got food, wine, and my awesome art for all the troubles coming down.
oranje. she looks purdy all the time.
yingwen.
zhiwei and shakalobaba. everyone dress the same thing in this flea. the same dress, same belt, same make up, same gladiators sandals. its as if its 2008 all over again..
some nights back in mambo. milkshake in supperclub was terrible! music was awesome tho, but the crowd(satanicly tight), bar (i wonder how does clubs make money when the bartender shows off his shit on every other drink and delay the payments of the lined up paying patron. chop chop fucker) all in all it was rubbish.

some UFO shit in zouk
drank at caramel 1 (the cafe in dhoby beside cathay) . courtesy of bruce
trying on the Yahoo santa suit
elevators in bedok. get a load of this lift man hahahaha. imagine staying on the 3rd floor and goin to work everyday..
my sister making some carmella simisai pudding. i know theres a nicer word for it.



the best of 2009 japaneselumberyardhell post coming soon. checkemout in a week or so.

Sunday, December 06, 2009

arr!! captain davie jones

yea niggaz i got them pet hermit crab.

video

Thursday, December 03, 2009

so sick brah

such an accurate parody of an mtv/much music show...i LOL'D till I DIE'D. you will too. seriously, slam a turbo fuel and watch them both. in part 2 they have the talk about tattoos and it's sick brah... you HAVE to watch it till the end




Wednesday, December 02, 2009

chiongsuadiecockstand no way MLIA

i've been dota-ing lately. and i feel like shit..
and i think im gonna flunk my assessment. shitfuckballz.xzxzx... time management goes out of hand. consistency is paramount next year..

seriously, its an all time low now. ha. ive been eating alot lately, im goin to zoukout which means i would look like a fat hooker, i watched tv too and the last time i remembered turning the tv on was like 2 years ago? no srsly. and i find miley cyrus party in the USA and that jesse mccartney body language song awesome.. somethings fucking wrong. MLINA.







(my life is not average)








DCS.










(diecockstand)


a fat symphony
bryan tay over at the stan chart meet.
jonathan participated too. fulll marathon ROFLLMAOLOLHAHA!!
francesca
night riding convoy
new g-spots

east coast skate bowl
shinman bought a new motorbike. get a load of this guy. wearing the t-pain glasses jacket and honda wave and all.

qing daaa

went out with seline that night
streets at clarke quay. nabeh, the service charge percentage is BIIGG!



side project
















to be continued. lookin very O levels standard now.




haha, on the bright side, if this goes on, i'd be FUCKING humorous during conversations.

the fat boss.
NUS

50th anniversary of the grannies
my retarded sister making a speech


some underground event rightclicka had over at the former singapore coast guard. you can meet every kind of peoples from the creative industry right her. good thing heineken green room invited me over. (though i hated beer) i never felt so chi chi.

diulei LOMO hai
jason ho

dubstep dubwise
giant moth



over at evelyn's place. we celebrated alina's birthday.
SHIRLEY!!!
alina 21

pudding and custard. i watched brainiac series.(courtesy to mio tv). and one of them featured that you could walk on custard.
the lion
warren buffet
rabbit peoples. tsk tsk danya.

why does everyone has to do the animal hand gestures. and wtf kind of animal does a peace sign?
my creations of balloons. you can see why they're proudly showing them off..
shao wei and pong pong. haha (im just making shit up)
pong pong, yuan yuan and mou mou
ramen buffet


jeff!
robin
shermiee
was joking the other time when i said: wanna cut hair uh? go qb house lor! hahalolol. and they actually did. :(.
abstract photography
best figure drawing
best drawing 3
fastest everr



sex on a bar
and check out grace's space..

check out her iPallette

slowest painting everr
i spilt beer over in the studio. was stumbling over back with shirley after some gallery opening.

this two were fighting in the photography darkroom when i came over:


cheese scam.
ZHIWEI IS THE CUTEST CREATURE ON EARTHH!!! someone tuk my cloth. arr rawr. wlao supercute la.
angela. NABEH U UNTAG MY IMAGE ARR RAWRR!!!

seacrest out/

Friday, November 06, 2009

peanut skipper






halloween night

3rd year going to a club for halloween, agreed to the general consensus that during halloween, singaporeans.are.not.creative. they say halloween is an excuse for girls to dress slutty, guys to dress in drag, to be creative or go as a pop culture celebrity figure just to do a cool impression all night. i dont seee it, or maybe i waan't out in clubs where outstanding and artsy indie people go. you know, home club or maybe butterfact. but most of the artsy outstanding fashion kind you know in singapore are just plain CMI(cantmakeit) when it comes to this. i only found cool and funny ones from white peoples/international school kids that talks with an accent. i dont know, but after seeing like 40 micheal jacksons that kinda sums up clarke quay's crowd that night.

with seline yun. she's dressed as gaga i think.

zouk.
oh, and i let an unicorn go again. if you'er a chic, 1.5/6m and was (TASTEFULLY) dressed as a zombie over at zouk, directly by the DJ booth somewhere round 2-3am, YOU HAVE TO FIND ME!!.

velvet underground, yaw:
PK! guy's back from camp and was so stoked for alcohol.

me and my minion. i secretly would like to join the 501st legion. i dont know if this is a sick joke, but if tudong lady could join, something is fucking wrong! i should be inside, r-else id feel inferior mang. i dont know why.
assile
her bro in pyramidhead (some silent hill character)
some asshole who didn't dress up's head blocked out my shot of a guy who dressed as YouTube. he was carrying a large board over his head and it had the movie interface and all drawn on it. he looked so fucking hilarious

had the white angel over at some hong kong cafe in clarke quay
robin
ghouls night out
for some reason i liked the exorcist chic face. i had to take this.
fat kid's neck. took this on one of the AMKSS mural painting day. was there on the lastest day, and they told me to remember their school uniform motifs/pattern and have it implemented. so i grabbed a fat kid by the collar, he had six layers of fats on his neck and was like yelling like some michelin man logo. and took this for reference.
ayu

some random night
look who i found
jeffrey
qingdarr
wingman
breakneck

over at da: ns over at esplanade, they have a workshop on mambo. pretty cool. usually they have contemporary/ ballroom cultural dance thingy goin on.




the still-life for my semestral final painting. cant believe i spent a day setting this up:


the gang ride

xue ling
best/coolest drinking game ever.

simpang bedok


ju painting on the semestral collabo' work
with his dreads
familiar stamp
ben presenting his dish. he came in front of the class with a plate full of sand and plastic forks and all. and started eating it. and then started yelling "zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnn!!" over a period of roughly 2 mins. a 'power' gesture. performance art student.

man u vs liverpool match. big hype supposedly. watched it in some coffeehouse somewhere over where the domus used to be. they got the match projected over some massive screen the size of an entire wall


edmund's. commissioned work
ivory black acrylic + chinese ink on stretched canvas. working on a proper seal

over at Ang Mo Kio Primary School.
grace with our incomplete ''Mo Mo" (theres 6 bubblets creature called Ang Ang, Mo Mo, Kio Kio and so on.)

the nafa painting team working on the mural.

primary school's piss bowl suddenly went reeeal low. your dick needs to be like hung reeaaalll low.
horse stance


forgot her name. she's cute
forgot his name. he's not cute
ah lian
jason tan
kenrick

more next week.