geylang serai demolished!!! habis!!!!!!





taken on hari raya eve. most prolly wont see this place anymore.. theres me in my dad shop. fucked up hair, specially enlisted to work there on that special day .. hair was seriously fucked up.

whatever.... i got paid mad cash after that day... memoirs of geylang


so yesterday's wierd news:

1) saw a guy wearing LCUK t-shirt(lol)

2) one ah pek got an eminem mp3 ringtone that goes "you can suck my dick if you dont like my shit"... and i was like is this guy for real?


3) speed riding on the back of my dads motorbike and ate a KFC Bandito!

4) saw the hot cashier chic... shes always wearing adidas.. and i am a nike man!

5) this new girlfriend is so cute, i messaged her till i cracked my hp touch padside

6) i quit my job.

7) my damn aunt forced my mum to get a math tutor till they really quarrel

i love my new girlfriend, shes so sweet...
i become very angry when shes mad
then i evolve to an ah beng form, but then, i like being soft after she makes me happy:

... i got a gangster boyfriend says:
i put 100% trust in my dear
. GANGSTER BOYFRIEND! says:
i love you
... i got a gangster boyfriend says:
i love u too

what the fuck??? my littlest brat sister found this site out:

dragostea fucking din tei parody shit


what the fuck... seriously... last part when the mia hee thing goes, it nearly killed me....


and today, i did a 10k again man... i sweat the shit outta myself... woo hooo..

track list for today?
aerodynamic - daft punk...
the predatory wasp of palisades are out to get us! - sufjans stevens
high of '75 - relient k(old stuff)
overprotective - britney spears (lao chee boiye)
and finally:

shut hup - mr karamjit

yeap made that one up...
whatever...

so im like on a hunt for a newer hot chic... things just went totally flipside yesterday..
will never apologise!
making a first ever tv programme presented by, The Sexydragon himself:

The Ice Hot Chic 2006

time to screw the old one, and to tha future!!!
current temporary hot chic:tiffy. (just not to make you feel sad because i feel sad. watever, dunno how to rephrase what that dappie say.)
another hot chic... really cute...

aww so so cute...

if you find the new chic cute, or you think you got better?
vote by an sms CHIC followed by and your name heheimsocuteya69
and then send it to 999
or call,
6241-0-241
or fax it to the box office in china: 2523542-523523523-523542354-2535325-2532-34
or maybe send your vote to my pager number: 1800-CALL ME BABY IM SO HOT -90210
and just in case you wan tto make this quick, call the hotline: 6235-35-35
and then ask an order for a spicy anchovie pizza and a bottle of pepsi to:
plaza singapura, level 3, mens toilet

haha... everyone know what kinda taste im in man... so stfu. my eyes are "lasercut sharp cool".

besides that, i went to bless myself... just now...
and its time for a new bah-gen-nnningg!(exclaimation mark)

and

went to vanessa house in a felicopter! was a "short" ride .haha im so gonna get beaten up because of this. did absolutely nothing!!! but introduce them the chinese new year mega prank...
hiya... thats just another reason/evidence that the source which infers that RON IS GAY!!!
whatever... hes pissed off today. hope his asthma gets okay.

fucking gay... why am i consoling his ass?

GTFO!! i got more to tell today: but forgot...
oh yea... Vanessa
got a
Sexydragon Gold Star Award...
for making me super pissed after im pissed.
she said: hey why so sad?? you got that im-so-sad-because-(-toot-)-didnt-pick-me-for-fine-dining-on-tuesday look... really! its written all over your face!!

Class..... you are so so lucky that you are one of my best frens... or else...
oh yea... i found your brothers blog...
hahah.... such an avid power ranger fan!
same here too..

todays is the worst fucking day of my year.
Fuck the post yesterday... todays the fucking opposite. its a near suicide situation.
eh salihin, why u look so sad?? stupid question... hopeless tools..
fuck all. fortunate to have tiffanie. or else i would like lose myself.

The Question


Then i was like: wooooooooooo- gasp -oooooo hoooOOooooo!! yay... she accepted it man...
Christy earlier told me to get a damn partner already becos of the fine-dining thing is like by couples. So she told me to get a partner ASAP!!
It was in the "Cool Peeps Table" (an exclusive table in the canteen where only prospective ahead of timers, the whos-who and genuine certified cool peeps sits, a privilege if u get ur ass on that bench for only a few secs.) where all this takes place,everyone was like there and was like hey who u rolling with??? Are you sure? and discussion on the table was never in this degree of heat before....
Okay, Sexydragon, you need to get your ass there, to that table and ask her out.
Faster, before shes taken... Whoah... that word, 'taken' really scares the fuckkoutta me...
so i walked my ass to the table where the cutest chic ever was sitting with Vanessa only with her bottle of green tea and her red Coach wallet... plus, a cute smile...
i went there, everyone from the cool table follows to check out the whole scene. With great eagerness to hear the announcement... the outcome...
Will She Reject Sexydragon(haha)?? Or not?? Stay Tuned to Find Out!

Commercial:

Sunday Movie Block Buster....


Directed by a critically acclaimed Grammy Nominee,
The Sequel You Have Been Waiting For....
Based On The Book That Hasnt Been Written
By The Author That Hasnt Been Born..


The Spectral Faceless Dude and The Chic With Tutu Skirt.


Specially Brought To You By:



OH MA GAARD!!


Taufik!! Taufik!!
I dream!!! Put your back against the wall!! Mrs Jones!!
OH MA GAARD

Switches to MTV:




Back to the show:
i walked my ass there, and i get a stage-fright feeling. I wanna back out already. I hardly talked to her literally but the only way i communicate to her is either by call or sms or signs.... Its like utter awkwardness... Just like breaking my hymen or something even though i dont have one.... Such rarity we seen talking to each other. Its just that are we that too shy or nervous?? If i can calculate all the time we talked
to each other real time for 5 years, i must say we only talked for only 10minutes odd. Yes, that "frequent". I almost walked off until JONATHAN TEO CHOON EN(haha. here publicity) gave me a reverse psychological: Aww dude, you dont have to if u dont wanna.... so i was feeling like :
Cut the crap, anything goes, unbearable thoughts looms me : if someone else takes her later. WONT LET THAT HAPPEN... so, asked her out.

Hey err... i was thinking of er.. would you be my partner for the fine dining???


then she just gasped with her mouth filled with cold Pokka green tea.


everyone was looking forward for the damn answer...


She swallowed her green tea...


I stared her lips..


My ear was near ultrasound strength dying to hear what she wanna say...
So she said:




"Okay lor, anything you want... hehe..."


Ka-ching~ score - whatever-

The End!


Waaaah lan neh... Lai Dat only???
Waste my time!!(checks her original Blinged-out Marc Ecko watch)
I Wanna Swee Jiao Liao!!

wooo hoooo...

guess what??? i just found out this page and its so kicking ass!!!!

http://kevan.org/nohari?name=Sexydragon

YES EVERYONE!!!! DESCRIBE ME!!!

just click 6 of what u think of me, and then simply type ur name at the bottom.

simple as that baybeh!
once i got,

100% of peoples here thinks that Sexydragon is vulgar.

i was never vulgar at all... im a epitome of total pure innocence.

if i were a fairy tale character, i'd be an angelic fairy came from a blossomed daisies on prairies..

and THEN!!!

Motherfucker, till daphne came fucking along and fucking messed my fucking shit up till it turned 80 motherfucking percent plus...
BITCH!

alright im done!
so today was kicking ass...
badminton for pe!!
dnt was sick.
firewinx jus cant cover her wings.
sam chua, i find her cool
and after school,
woah, i rhymed, i ruled!!
haha
so i met ms omg in far east with a gang of unlikeliness....
and i saw ayumi!!!
yay!!! here here!!


the chic behind having a phone call is an ayumi fan. calling her frens to brag abt seeing ayumi.

okay i find her looking like this.... like it or not i dont fricking care... she looks like the pic above!
ayumi!!! those who deny, can kiss ayumi's fan cute ass...

then went topshop
i looked like an absolute A-Dick.
recommendation of my peoples...
peer pressure...
im supposed to buy a new long sleeved shirt that looks metrosexually formal for fine-dining.


heres a band of a-class top dicks!!

so i decided not to buy them anyways! gillian(i think) told me to go to Zara mens.

i did a 20km jog from tanglin mall to bukit timah plaza!
damn it it was tiring...
i was jogging with tiffy and then we jogged all the way to prata cafe and
then we met jonathan and went jogging again!!!
all the way to bukit timah plaza...
the whole thing took 40.10mins...
got back home and then got a fresh deserving cooling bathe...


heres the playlist i listened to when jogging:
Felix Da Housecat feat Devin Drazzle - Rocket Ride(tiffanie really love this song)
DJ Darkzone - Infinity in Your Hands
Monks Hill Secondary School Choir - Masters of the Hall
Daft Punk - Aerodynamic
Groove Coverage - Holy Virgin (?????)
Jay Chou - Hua Yuan Chia
Snap - I've Got The Power( i gat tha pooooowww aahh)
Scorpions - Eye Of The Tiger
Ayumi Hamasaki - Evolution
Fort Minor - Petrified

whatever..... done for today!!! wanna sleep!

oh ayumi hamasaki is so so addictive.....
so whatever. nothing much today... gloomy monday.

heres some bored sketches n my diary. from jan to 14 feb week...


some spider man shit....

some anonymous party stuff...

there u go... tigerr.... oh. check it out... chinese character of the hottest chic ever...
below the tiger!

some shit..

tiffanie writing a very inspirational note.

hot chic.

thanks alot to miss omg for taking this pics, cos i dun haf a camera that time....
this one says:

Oh ma Gaard, im so hot!!

-e royal ass..


oh look, whose name is just under that quote??? and its written upside down!
guess what??? its the hottest chic everr...

ya!

lalalalala.......
busy busy busy with my t-shirt design... omg... i tell ya.. its so stressful.. dateline's tml and im halfway thru my DRAFT... not the real thing yet...

oh yea.. i want this thing:
http://www.rockstargames.com/midnightclub3/remix/

ooooh yea.... today, i did

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okay okay... i was invited to come over to my neighbours house and have a dinner but he say to bring da food...... then my neighbour's family of 3 took me and my family to some turkey restuarant somewhere near sultan rd ther... with his huge ass 7 seater car.... my family's 4 (without brathead) and hes family's 3, do the math. then was like eat the turkish dinner... kinda cool... so i was like wearing formal, and was like messing with waiters/waitresses there.

i asked for:

my i have more serviet? can u please refill my drinks, thanks? can you lead me to the toilet? the sauce is chilli, can i have a change for tomato?

sadly, their reply is:

sure, okay, no problem, my pleasure, may i?

what i wanted them to say:

whatever, no way, fuck-off, go fuck youself!, eat shit

too bad for me... then they alll wanna go home cos got some soccer match which i dun really freaking care... so went back to home, everyones at neighbours house waiting for soccer match... so freaking wasting my damn life man, my mind was thinking like MTV's Rich Girls:

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH MY LIFE?!?!?!??!

and i was like went home, called the royal ass for helping me out for the class tee shirt design thing, she commented my blog today, 17/2/06:

heres her blog where she wipe her royal ass daily

whatever! so after that, went to take my file and met her, bla bla bla, then my hp rings. it says: Home. so i picked up, and my dad sounded like he got freaked the fuck out cos i disappeared plus i made a mistake of not locking the door after i left home(luckily nothing happened) and then he to GET MY ASS BACK HOME cos after that, he said that i went out town at this kinda time cos nowadays, the police are like on guard for people aged 19 and below going out cos of security concern shit i dunno i just think its bullshit. i was on a near-secluded macs i boon keng. not town!then i was about to comment on what dad wanna say, then that overgrown mat dropped the phone. wth. ass. so i procrastinate, played with the pink razr's super camera, ate burger, ordered large coke, drank it, slooooowly, shared my gummie bears, drew the hottest chic in the world and it was goood!!

i went home walking instead of taking the other option of bus, taxi or calling my dad back....
fuck... so i gtg.. bye

kaninabuey chao cheebye..... i got a story!
was back from "EH COME ON LE !!! PLAY LAN EH??!!! and the draft sketch for the class t-shirt, i gotta say, i felt superr suck. it like welcome to the suck, but this time, i think i didnt do good.... so its like crunch time tml.... and so, whatever:

i was in the bus home, one old indian guy with tattoo and his miniscule damn body reeks of alcohol find problem with me , i was standing kinda like 1 m away from him. as the bus got no available seat and was packed the fuck out... i got no prob with him any how or whatsoever... and he kept staring at me. and in my mind was like making a sudden inner comment..:

sick fucktard, i know-i know u never seen a hot dude that makes u horny which makes and tempts u into morphing urself to a homosensual manhole ass boning rampage, before, u overgrown little fuck-o!!......

that guy was staring at me... in constant motion... i look left, that guy looks at me, i look at the window, that sick faggot looks at me, i scroll my ipod wheel, he fucking stares at me as he was holding the damn balance bar.. fucking cheebye i never dared to look back at him or worst, stare... he got like sum kinda eye of the tiger, and speaking of which, he looks like tiger-fucking-ram but old and wrinkled skin-inked out....
so then it was a mental stand-off... it my ignorance, and his eyes... something like armwrestling, im losing to my curiosity while he got to stand staring at me.... i gotta fight to ignore his pestering glare of the mama-man.... i can fucking see him staring at me thru ...
i cant stand it any second, i feel like looking at his fucking face and see what hes up to and motherfucker! i would wanna get down to my gangsta mode....
so then, in the midst of the tense battle, out of the fucking sudden, the bus braked so hard and the bus brake pads are fucking screeching, and then that haggard overgrown faggot was all over me literally and he fell the fuck down.. i was like screaming the top of my fucking lungs:
What the fuck??? Get the fuck offa my sexy hunky solid bod man!!! Yuck man. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHO I AM??? I AM SEXY-FUCKING-DRAGON..
thou shalt not touche sexydraco periodus!
apparently, its true and i wasnt wasnt exaggerating, but obviously i made the last part up... but love to see that happen.

and was like in a flat-like spider position on the deck, in front my view, then it was like a miraculous revenge. my turn to stare at this guy.... i was like a Master staring down at the guy from top plus my fierce stare armed with the thick and sharp curve from genuine malayman eyebrow combo - with such striking glare which the looks simply itself says: i am ur fucking master! bow down. NOW!!

he feebly get his ass up, brushed past my sexy shoulders while showing his temper to cover his "maluness" just now and goes down the aisle to approached the bus driver... he got pissed and dropped the next stop.....

this proves, the malaymans eyebrow is a force to be fucking reckon with. it strikes with freaking shock to enemies and terrorizing the minds of its vicinity... its in the genes man!! there is a saying i found somewhere and it goes like this:

a pen is mightier than the sword, but, not to the sharp malaymens eyebrows....

only works on eyebrows of malays....
heres an example from a good example: brunei's sultan have one too, so do any malaymen... including me!

and

speaking of malayness,
lasttime i went to Ohmagaard's house,

it was simply, OMG..
look at the above pic, people, meet= miss oh ma gard.
by the loooks of her, it defines cuteness and absolute petite
thats when the anything from Singapore Idol, Taufik Batisah comes in, in mere seconds, u can hear her say: Ohmagaaard!!!
so in her house, i find every thing is REAL big... as in they all are
miss royal ass got a big voice, with or without Taufik
her older sister marni got a big cute mushroom haircut,
her sister's older sister, mazlinda(i think) is a total opposite of marni herself.
her bro is reaal big, as in everything. cmon, Singapore's very own goalkeeper, nuff said.
her mum is reaal tall
if u think her mum is tall, wait till u see the daddy.
tv is big,
everything really must be related: big.

and heres the example, just another sample of how B-I-G big our very own young lion's goalkeeper's bicepsize,.





damn. wonders of being a malaymen...
wooh... so tiring... and bored the phuckout...
nites.

feel so sad today... i dont know why... it was like somewhat a sudden sadnes where it really hits u in the middle and u starts to feel like crying..... it was such a happy day today... and was something that bee ting told me,.... and it really makes me super sad... its like my heart is milk and then someone came along and told things that made sad which turns out to be the ink of it... then it was like ink on a glass of milk, then it spoils the whole day....
wanna cry now... really really.....
so sorry, this video is a totally different than the previous post....
still retro but in an opposite mood....

hahahha..... i went jogging today... and it was cool... nice day to jog... plus i did an mtv cribs on

miss. SAL GET YOUR ASS ONLINE NOW says

her house embellished with great extent which coming with it was 2 critters named Larry and Junior.. place have such a cosy ambience minus the fact that the tv was on mere full volume and the show running was American Idol.....

whatever....
she kept bugging me to send me Ashlee Simpsons and Selena

and its so boring since the music was shut the shit down..... so heres something retro-cool...

the super cute lian strikes back.....


HEL of D.A.C says:
who is dis
~xX{SuPer_CuTe_LiAnZ}Xx~ says:
cute lian~xX{SuPer_CuTe_LiAnZ}Xx~ says:
got problem ar cheebye?
HEL of D.A.C says:
yuckx.
~xX{SuPer_CuTe_LiAnZ}Xx~ says:
what ever worss....
HEL of D.A.C says:
rite.,...

hahahahhah.... whatever....

today is an A busy day...

its valentines
got op t-shirt from SOMEone...
got belgian chocolate from SOMEone v2....
gave ROYCE' chocolate to SOMEone
gave eeyore to SOMEone v2
gave almost every gals in the class blue roses. joint project participated by the 3 towers co.
its also total defence day
ate biscuit
ate banana -almost.
drank plain water
quizmaster was 20mins of crapoholia, wasted my damn time.
pc period was pussy...
corporate job interview workshop was cool
went out town
shop
went watson
shop
shop
shop
total bill, $67
went home
went to sheng shiong
shop
shop
shop
saw edmundthetits
and then went home sms the cutest chic on ever....



believe me, i searched my ass out to find this foto...plus its old, 2004.vintage.
and earlier on, i gave her bullet in a bible from Green Day and a stalk of red rose to her...
then her face turned the same colour as the rose i gave her... thanks ron and felicia.... it was a real "GREAT" help........ then i was like in land CREAMERY..... i love her so bad.
made me listen to selena - dreaming of you.... and im really starting to cry now...
Booo Hoooo.....

here it goes




i just wanna hold you close
but so far, all i have are dreams of you
so i wait for the day, and the courage to say
how much i love you. (yes I do)




late at night when all the world is sleeping
i stay up and think of you
and i still can't believe
that you came up to me and said i love you

I love you too.

heres the best reply to "intro pls" from a cute lian ever.....


- You are so last summer says:
21/m Handsome 1.8m





......what -fucking- ever

yea... today was straightforward/..... do nothing...
so, i was like... what the fuck should i do??? so when to sofa,
and suddenly i fell asleep...... cos i thought of too much stuffs..
then i was like omg i forgot....
i needa draw some shits... so i went to burger king.... alll by ma self and my daughterr, oh yea... and her name is iPod.....
so, i was like ordered a whopper meal... and i wanna try the wah-k-n-n-c-c-b-me-long-time-havent-try chicken whopper. guess what?
there are no more chicken whopper....
its chicken whopper !
JUNIOR...

and its so disappointing.. i cant draw for shit like i used to....
sucha waste of time
news time:
was like went to my uncles house that time, and wanna spill his beans!

I FOUND OUT THAT MY UNCLE HAS PORN IN HIS HP FOLDER...

and i encountered the worst net stranger:
im the super cute lian... and everyone, meet....

^^cUtE-BeNgZ^^ says:
HarLoz! Im Ah-Bes! 21/M... Intro pls.
^^cUtE-BeNgZ^^ says:
LOLXx
~xX{SuPer_CuTe_LiAnZ}Xx~ says:
where got beng cute one?
^^cUtE-BeNgZ^^ says:
LoLxX
~xX{SuPer_CuTe_LiAnZ}Xx~ says:
what the hell?

omg omg omg

shen is mhmb si is mhmb..hahaha!! says:
i kena in sch suspension for a week
. only a real man, can be recovered, if he had hands from gold, carry over.... says:
why?
shen is mhmb si is mhmb..hahaha!! says:
for callin my fren bitch

oh.... i am thinking of getting the motorola pebl... so so cool looking... looks dangerous.... dual purpose.... looks like a dangerous projectile.....

omg....

what am i gonna do with my life?

today after school, it was result day.... and omg...
omgomgomg.....
alot of peoples did superbadly....
so so bad.......
they can always go poly... but not the course that they wanted.....

wtf.... it turns common to see everyones result paper having 5's, 6's, 7's......
and i still remembered what jaffar said to me....
its time to shutta fuckkup and study already....

thanks man....

feel so sorry for everyone.....
the assembly hall(venue for result taking) was a mass of peoples crying.... which depicts a scene of fifteen-fold worst than what audience feels that u can see outside the theatre after watching i not stupid too movie....

seriously.... the view itself was all so sad and i almost cried.....


okay... time to study....

blessed and air rifled today

cant stand that song from jay chou which goes who huo huo-huo-huo-huo-huo huo......
heres a good feedback when i try to send files to sumone...

.the man of metropolis stole our hearts says:
damn it, its consist of: rock, ballad, folk, rap, hardcore and hip-hop... then dj, then folk...
.the man of metropolis stole our hearts says:
hahahaaah
.the man of metropolis stole our hearts says:
omg... u dun like to try stuffs
.Ordinary Army. says:
okay.. ive heard it b4...
.the man of metropolis stole our hearts says:
no u didnt
.Ordinary Army. says:
total rubbish...
.the man of metropolis stole our hearts says:
its fearless
.Ordinary Army. says:
no!
.Ordinary Army. says:
Freaking Rubbish song okay..
.Ordinary Army. says:
my the other half said it...
.the man of metropolis stole our hearts says:
okay...
.Ordinary Army. says:
yeah
.the man of metropolis stole our hearts says:
sure...

okay.......that was so dumb....

moving on...

today was a long day.....
physics,
didnt bring my txtbook or tiffys stuff... feel so miserable... so forgetful. and everyone was in the aftermath of the yesterdays show....

mother tongue,
im so pissed with every-fucking-one...... its sarcasm to the next level... cant take it... and fuck-o tried to make it fun to cap off that shit by a joke,
you know who u are, if u "happen" to read this,
oh heres what u think: how about i insult this fella and then make a joke after that so that he wont took it too seriously and laugh and at the same time, laugh himself when hes insulted......
SO i just didnt fuckin response..... and stop that whining of ur "symphateticity.l
"haha, cmon cant take a joke can you?"my ass...
fuuuuuuckkkk offfff mannnnnnnn.... okay thats off my chest.....

pe,
i paced the e to the l to the double-s Ay!
recess,
was gay..... cant stand daphne... fuckin get on my nerves... not funny biatch.

math,
ever gayer...... i feel like an absolute loser....

english,
everything except the tablet pc was stupid....

geog,
armpit time

then it was the learning journey,
was as similar as entering a warp gate of crap vortex.... a ferry u-turned/.... fuck cant go any longer.... pissed the fuck off....

heres the peoples who cried during and after

RON JOSHUA LOW KWONG CHEE
vanessa
juliana
diana
kelvin yeo
chin wee
zhi shin

the teachers:

miss low
mrs ching 3000
mr chan(mr 8-packs)
and nearly all of them.

misc:

er qing
chanel
hui yi

and many more

i got something to say to you guys mentioned above:

SHAME ON YOU.....

..... Booooo Hoooooo.......

OOOOoooookay! a perfect proof to show you that my Sufjans Stevens album is expensive.
seeing is believing baby.... the price is more than what i expected.

okay.... i think cant see the price...... heres a zoom..


and todays pic....


damn, i saw a hot chic walking past. and the countdown to cheese! was waaaay too slow. photographer's fault.

so today, i went out with....
biatches to town. so it was me,

this biatch,

this biatch,

this biatch,

this biatch,

and

this biatch

it was terribly cool..... i went wif t to the f to the nie after school... i was supposed to buy an album which i did, but i just followed her, wondering what kinda god-noes-what-in-the-blue-hell-she-wanna-do so, got to newton to wait and meet miss pukealot and went orchard to meet the all classic Oh-ma-Gaaaarrd and then met the coolest lame girl ever on face of planet earth...
she tells alot of good jokes..... nice... your mind is a wonderland... then we had lunch and went bk... and spent a good amount of quality talk time. the omg was feeling all emo.. and we needa cheer her up. so we rap. really. then someone flew away with:

bye bye, cheebye

then after that, the cool girl went away... so theres the 2 remaining followed me to buy the greatest album ever.... and also, by far, the most expensive album i everrr bought.....





check it out yall..... i bought that shit. and it was the shit man....!! woo hoo.. bang for the buck buck...
oh yea, THANKS ALOT MAJ

went home STRAIGHT WAY after buying it..


and tonite, gonna pick my daughter back to daddy....

to daphne:
oh yea, daphne, your not feeling so happy,
so heres 1-50 so you can buy me a slurpee,

so, why did you think that you are the hottest blogger?

.because i say so says:
BECAUSE I SAY SO

so i was bored and was listening to the greatest shit album ever bought!!!

and at the same time, heres the fotos me and mrs. .because i say so took this foto and said that it was so last summer and also i think that my hair looks so 70's and my face was all like an ex-con... okay, i admit she looks hot, after so many retry shots.so whatever. so we decided to like webbimmortalise it by putting it on the only gummy blog... so heres the pics... this was then... real spastic us,

then,
this was taken all too suddenly. that dude behind also wanna some of that publicity.....

we ate too much sweets.. as you can see, hyperactivity withdrawals..

im supposed to be E.T in this foto.

and this is next one is really freaky...

take a deep close look at it.

focus reaaaal hard,

study the foto,

does it reminds you something?

......

i think it really have to do something with the past few posts...

its utter wierdness confounds me with great irony, in somewhat ways in which making this above mentioned past foto in great real relatitivity to the future making the next foto a complex visual rational explaination.....

okay im trying to sound cool and smart.

so just take a look at this one:

compare

and

look at HER smile in this foto and compare it to our smile on top...
i find it soo creepy.... welll yea last time my pits are like a mere endless planetary vortex and mangrove mega combination of pure absolute manliness, totally. it was hip last time... so as now... i dont feel more hip as before... so whatever dappie. i know you liked it.... oh yea... dun get it twisted, just because i mentioned abt the foto and pits, doesnt mean im referring to tiffy.... shes like a bystander in this comparison of underarmbush fight. shes clean. its just me against tyra. and i still think tyra is hot, so whatever....

so this is now!
how ya like us now.........


someone threw a big hard pebble to my nuts and then i choked on a bag of potato chips whole just as it was about to snapped.... and heres the result.
the super constipated nutkicked man and the mighty bling-braced teeth woman....
shut up... we can rap.
bye bye. cheebye.

wanna get this tommorrow:





















or the best album which yall also needa get:



better than anyshit u can find, period. i've been lusting to buy this album... his previous ones are nice... so this should be nineteenmillion-fold nicer!!
simple challenge for today:
kaninabuey-chaocheebye-pukimakkau-palabuto-sundi-naiyie-diuleilomo-fuckyou
can you say this out faster than supercalifragilisticespecialidocious?
5 cusses from 5 languages.... old shit from the movie 15

aww... fuck.. todays fucken boring... so i searched for parties in www.yahoo.com.sg, and it came out this: so cool, a website about last night parties... http://www.lastnightsparty.com/pictures.html

last post was a double. fuck!!!watched wallace and gromit dvd... it was so cool, but not really funny... just har har funny..... smart british directors and peeps... nice way to invent things with limited source.... also, today, i went out to work at my daddys place... and it was tiring/.... never did my weekend homework or dnt situations... fuck man... just like old times... did the same on PSLE..... LOST $10 on some frens house. cny daidee gamble..

and went home riding on the back of my dads bike while raining........ knn ccb... never wannna do that again...EVER.. oh yea... i heard of a new word: homosensual

go check that out on the web or something...

Lean Back motherfucker!....

Today was great. im gonna tell u the aftermath of telling other peoples that u shaved your pits. i came to school, and my classmates were bored outside the social studies class, everything was boring... so i wanted to bring up something cool. i went to Mr. Inuyashit and it all started like this:

"Yo man, check it out, shaved pits.."

From then on, everyone was like got interested and it went out of control, everyones forcefully raising my arms to check out my naked and it was absolutely, wtf. really. check...

Sam Lame: wtf? u shaved?? stupid!!
Gen X punk: wtf? u shave ar? ur not natural
Tiffanie: wtf? u shaved? yuck!
Christy: wtf? u shaved? your not a man, man..
PK: wtf??? u shaved? you actually shaved??
Tiger Ram: wtf? u shaved? it will grow back 7 times hairier
Mr Inuyashit: wtf? u shaved?? what a sissy girl
Ron:Uhh..huuhhuh...uhhh... gay...uh...huhuhuh...uhhh
Aaron: wtf? u shaved? wtf?
Elissa: wtf? u shaved? omg? you actually shaved. wait, let me see that shit again!

and the list goes on... all starting with wtf? u shaved?
then after that the topic gets very hot and guys was showing off who got got a bushier hair streak from the belly button down. then surveyed, who shaved their dick hair, and everyone doesnt own up... everyone was like NoOOooooooo..... ram said, " i rather shave my eyebrow than shaving off my cock hair" then after that, we talk abt leg hair. "jonathan, ur leg hair is so short! even that victoria more man than you"
this hair thing bugs me.. i cant have my afternoon nap with a clear state of mind. their comments are too powerful;... and it was like frodo... thats off my chest.

it all started this pic. and heres the close up from the last post:


yeah! mines ALOT more cleaner than hers..

oh yea... just now, the class was called out to peoples to do cip. then everyone got picked. because the job is the by far, the coolest one yet: accompany the old folks to watch a local movie. I Not Stupid Too
free movie, BUT the main purpose is to narrate and help the folks understand better by conversating with them. almost everyone got it because they can speak chinese in the mandarin movie... i didnt get picked and i was like FUCK!!! and the rest was like laughing their ass off cos i cant get a once in a green moon chance for geting a "school paid" blockbuster movie.. and was woohoo... then school was over, Mrs Han came to me and was like offered me a ticket to the show... nothing to do with cip.. but wif a special price, $6.
i got freaked the fuck out and quickly took the offer. even ron got tempted and took it.
talking about bang for the buck, the six bucks covers 2 movies:
I Not Stupid 2(too)
and
The Eternal Verbal Damnation My Fellow Classmates Are Goin To Have With The Old Folks And Im Gonna Laugh The Fuck Out From Both Movies

plus, the show is gonna be emo sad(imagine crying in front of an old folk, or worst, them crying on you while enjoying the show), i dont needa wear school U, carry my bag around, briefings, share my drinks or popcorn with the old folks and take a damn econ bus with them...

whoo... oh yea.. i needa replace my Crappa already...
just blessed myself and did Air Rifle.

Whoa... so so busy with dnt lately... learning aids. wtf.... you shudder everytime..... bitch! the person in cambridge office must be taking crack as he picks this theme for 'o' levels this year... its direct inevitable blatant kick in the nut theme.. simply putting candidates to grade jeopardy... fuck! i cant even think of making an artefact. learning aids? training wheels for bicycles. hell, if they made it by learning AIDS, its a confirm that my artefact would be an acrylic condom.

todays is Christopher's birthday. yes the Mafia Don. also known as
FAT BOY -supercommon.
Boss...
Fat guy...
Chindian fat guy...
Sec 5 fat guy..
Monkshill very own fat guy...
The King Pin....
Big guy..
The Thing...
The Tits...
Fei Kerrrrr.
Rikishi...
Yokozuna...
Mountain King...
hehehhe, just made up the last few... but the tops are fact. hehe happy birthday Fat boy,
so today his birthday, alott of peoples shooked hands with him...
one reason: no present. hahah.
he recieved unwrapped gifts. so on mother tongue class, i helped him check his stuffs out, prolly recieved more but heres what i noe that he got:
a black pig stuffed toy,
a black smiley pillow,
a bag FOX glass candy,
a big sharp disc of Merci chocolate,
AND my present!!! a Big fat expensive bag of gummies!!! (forgot where i got it)its a lunch pack. it varies from, burgers, sandwich, hotdog, french fries and even ice cream....
sorry as this years present is not as extravagant as last year.... and oh yea. others attacked his "lunch pack" just now. but nevermind... he must be enjoying sweet seventeen today!
he must be feeling like a million bucks:


yeah, to all the peoples that ate my gummies and chocolates - christopher....


and yeah... Gen X Punk sent me this:


since this, i shaved my pits... just did it this evening. ooh... this means im hotter than tyra banks. hhahhaha... ive seen worst of celebs imperfections... but this one mades me somewhat jealous... and now i feel gay... wtf... okay.. i gotta go running already.

Ice Ice Baby......

Next month, i wanna get a hair cut like Vanilla Ice. because
1. its aerodynamic, this year's Cross Country is coming already.
2. it looks sick
3. its metrosexual cool.


word to your mother......
oh yea... i just bought the White Stripes album.

havent listen much yet...