aww... fuck.. todays fucken boring... so i searched for parties in www.yahoo.com.sg, and it came out this: so cool, a website about last night parties... http://www.lastnightsparty.com/pictures.html

last post was a double. fuck!!!watched wallace and gromit dvd... it was so cool, but not really funny... just har har funny..... smart british directors and peeps... nice way to invent things with limited source.... also, today, i went out to work at my daddys place... and it was tiring/.... never did my weekend homework or dnt situations... fuck man... just like old times... did the same on PSLE..... LOST $10 on some frens house. cny daidee gamble..

and went home riding on the back of my dads bike while raining........ knn ccb... never wannna do that again...EVER.. oh yea... i heard of a new word: homosensual

go check that out on the web or something...

Lean Back motherfucker!....

Today was great. im gonna tell u the aftermath of telling other peoples that u shaved your pits. i came to school, and my classmates were bored outside the social studies class, everything was boring... so i wanted to bring up something cool. i went to Mr. Inuyashit and it all started like this:

"Yo man, check it out, shaved pits.."

From then on, everyone was like got interested and it went out of control, everyones forcefully raising my arms to check out my naked and it was absolutely, wtf. really. check...

Sam Lame: wtf? u shaved?? stupid!!
Gen X punk: wtf? u shave ar? ur not natural
Tiffanie: wtf? u shaved? yuck!
Christy: wtf? u shaved? your not a man, man..
PK: wtf??? u shaved? you actually shaved??
Tiger Ram: wtf? u shaved? it will grow back 7 times hairier
Mr Inuyashit: wtf? u shaved?? what a sissy girl
Ron:Uhh..huuhhuh...uhhh... gay...uh...huhuhuh...uhhh
Aaron: wtf? u shaved? wtf?
Elissa: wtf? u shaved? omg? you actually shaved. wait, let me see that shit again!

and the list goes on... all starting with wtf? u shaved?
then after that the topic gets very hot and guys was showing off who got got a bushier hair streak from the belly button down. then surveyed, who shaved their dick hair, and everyone doesnt own up... everyone was like NoOOooooooo..... ram said, " i rather shave my eyebrow than shaving off my cock hair" then after that, we talk abt leg hair. "jonathan, ur leg hair is so short! even that victoria more man than you"
this hair thing bugs me.. i cant have my afternoon nap with a clear state of mind. their comments are too powerful;... and it was like frodo... thats off my chest.

it all started this pic. and heres the close up from the last post:


yeah! mines ALOT more cleaner than hers..

oh yea... just now, the class was called out to peoples to do cip. then everyone got picked. because the job is the by far, the coolest one yet: accompany the old folks to watch a local movie. I Not Stupid Too
free movie, BUT the main purpose is to narrate and help the folks understand better by conversating with them. almost everyone got it because they can speak chinese in the mandarin movie... i didnt get picked and i was like FUCK!!! and the rest was like laughing their ass off cos i cant get a once in a green moon chance for geting a "school paid" blockbuster movie.. and was woohoo... then school was over, Mrs Han came to me and was like offered me a ticket to the show... nothing to do with cip.. but wif a special price, $6.
i got freaked the fuck out and quickly took the offer. even ron got tempted and took it.
talking about bang for the buck, the six bucks covers 2 movies:
I Not Stupid 2(too)
and
The Eternal Verbal Damnation My Fellow Classmates Are Goin To Have With The Old Folks And Im Gonna Laugh The Fuck Out From Both Movies

plus, the show is gonna be emo sad(imagine crying in front of an old folk, or worst, them crying on you while enjoying the show), i dont needa wear school U, carry my bag around, briefings, share my drinks or popcorn with the old folks and take a damn econ bus with them...

whoo... oh yea.. i needa replace my Crappa already...
just blessed myself and did Air Rifle.

Whoa... so so busy with dnt lately... learning aids. wtf.... you shudder everytime..... bitch! the person in cambridge office must be taking crack as he picks this theme for 'o' levels this year... its direct inevitable blatant kick in the nut theme.. simply putting candidates to grade jeopardy... fuck! i cant even think of making an artefact. learning aids? training wheels for bicycles. hell, if they made it by learning AIDS, its a confirm that my artefact would be an acrylic condom.

todays is Christopher's birthday. yes the Mafia Don. also known as
FAT BOY -supercommon.
Boss...
Fat guy...
Chindian fat guy...
Sec 5 fat guy..
Monkshill very own fat guy...
The King Pin....
Big guy..
The Thing...
The Tits...
Fei Kerrrrr.
Rikishi...
Yokozuna...
Mountain King...
hehehhe, just made up the last few... but the tops are fact. hehe happy birthday Fat boy,
so today his birthday, alott of peoples shooked hands with him...
one reason: no present. hahah.
he recieved unwrapped gifts. so on mother tongue class, i helped him check his stuffs out, prolly recieved more but heres what i noe that he got:
a black pig stuffed toy,
a black smiley pillow,
a bag FOX glass candy,
a big sharp disc of Merci chocolate,
AND my present!!! a Big fat expensive bag of gummies!!! (forgot where i got it)its a lunch pack. it varies from, burgers, sandwich, hotdog, french fries and even ice cream....
sorry as this years present is not as extravagant as last year.... and oh yea. others attacked his "lunch pack" just now. but nevermind... he must be enjoying sweet seventeen today!
he must be feeling like a million bucks:


yeah, to all the peoples that ate my gummies and chocolates - christopher....


and yeah... Gen X Punk sent me this:


since this, i shaved my pits... just did it this evening. ooh... this means im hotter than tyra banks. hhahhaha... ive seen worst of celebs imperfections... but this one mades me somewhat jealous... and now i feel gay... wtf... okay.. i gotta go running already.

Ice Ice Baby......

Next month, i wanna get a hair cut like Vanilla Ice. because
1. its aerodynamic, this year's Cross Country is coming already.
2. it looks sick
3. its metrosexual cool.


word to your mother......
oh yea... i just bought the White Stripes album.

havent listen much yet...