you wonder why i was made this way, i wasn't turned out, i was raised this way.

Currently Reading: Running with Scissors by Augusten Burrough




it was a sober friday, thank God it was,. the night after that, i went to the class hotel potluck. well, sorta. what a best way to drown such misery. ill talk about it later.. bitches..



its Asphodel hotel and the place have erotic paintings almost everywhere

made the suite a complete vicehouse.
collected works of assile, christy and angkong man.
smokers die younger. really. and smokers makes people really short.. so, dont try smoking, dumbasses.
yu lin having a wet dream
christopher
11'' inch colour TV.


oh, madj was being very nice the night i got the results.

she gave me this! i think she's taking her royal obsessions a tad too far.. too many gold things in her house.

speaking of gold:

yesterday before work..

raffles city convention centre woman, Samantha.

oh, and samantha's really rich.

she carries a Prada handbag, and i carry around a paper bag. i look dead nerd in this pic. well, im never a nerd. proven!

Great!!

currently listening to:
The Knacks - My Sharona

Dear Diary,
18 April would be the new season opening for SMALLVILLE. woohoo. Fuck yeah!! From now onwards, every Friday, 8.30pm would be the best day of the rest of my life from now on.

get to that later. lol.

nick of the day:
# Princess Joveina ™ # cherish ™ physically trapped in e lift.. but emotionally trapped in love says:

hahaha.. thats like vh1's 40 most awesomely bad love song nick of the year.
oh well, anyways she fucked up in her cross-country. 13th place! what the fuck?! my passing genes are those victorious kind. they glorious athlete kinds. and i believe that sometime later, my kids would reign platinum (better than gold) medalist in olympics and crush world records feasily. so since she used to get contracted by it, i expect the result of her attempt, a complete succession. like say, 1st place? or maybe second place like last year?. but no! its 13th place! what the hell?!? yo!
blablablaballs... but so suay. sprained her ankles. theres the reason, peoples.
kwang kwang kwang..

speaking of kwangs. lets talk about mr low KWANG chee.
jap lesson.

went to his house, and i gotta say, it was soo funneh.

what is that!!

if theres like singaporean funniest animal video, i should like post this in man. hahaha! this is a MUST SEE!! http://s82.photobucket.com/albums/j250/1zxcvbnm/?action=view&current=MOV00043.flv

paris hillton ron used his gay dog to attack me, while i was reading his diary. lol. you wouldnt want to know whats in store until u read it.

abba, plus one, westlife.his taste of musics is rather... what the another word for happy?

WoW damn cool! he kept nostalgic photos.. like this one. click to zoom!.

i went out with gwendolyn today, fetched her from her house, and after that, went to the park for rollerblading. came to her rescue alot of times. after that, i accompanied her to buy shampoo she bought herbal essence. and later we went out again at night, had dinner with her.. whoa, her hair smells damn nice lar! anyways, all and all, it was so fun goin out with her.. so fun, no one could replace her. :D

oh shit.

Jaguar Paws said: come here Turtle-Run, we're gonna seek new beginnings.

watched apocalypto.
its so fuh-reakin awesome..
its epic beyond epic, and i think this is like one of the best shows that mel gibson directed.
like braveheart and the patriots.. all the shows that he made, actually made me wanna do something seriously brutal and violent after watching them. besides passion of christ of course.. which in fact, that particularly made me do quite the contrary. love your enemies, my fellow friend.
well, for apocalypto, it was just another film loaded with mel gibson signature style of directing which includes gutting mens' torso, live human target practice, arrow piercing through a running man's neck, heads rolling down the mayan steps and also a mother giving birth to a child in a flooded cave. and yeah, the third quarter part all the way till the end of the show was so kickass, i watched in awe with my mouth gaped open. its so rambo-esque..
4.5 /5 stars. watch it, peoples..

oh, and after the show, went to the royal ass palace. and as always, i was given addictive kuays and the coolest ambience a house can have. saw singapore's (literally) number 1 soccer player.
actually came for some art tuitioning. were doing collage. so frickin awesome
lar, dammit blogger today got problem with picture posting. r'else, you can see creations and abominations made from magazine. which i think it looks uber coool. so yeah.. hollla holla

WOO! LINA IS BACK! hope to see ya next week.. go cheekys or something.

a licky boom boom down (draft)

currently listening to:
Snow - Informer

i love this song, its so 1992. and just now, i saw this song, in mp3 format in my dad's folder. it really reminded me of my humble beginnings when i was like young and far from circumcised. as bratty as a demon incarnate, dad would smoke while listening to this particular song. and i would like 'daddy, daddy, i want another cat' and dad would like shrug me away, and another time when my sister told my dad that i drew cartoon pictures on my dad's bankbook with magic markers.
and till now, when i told my dad she took (removed this whole part).. probably in the back of dad's head, i knew that he was suckered into having kids.

by the way, i didnt know the title of this song till now, i dont want to sound too nostalgic by asking my father that. the song was just too dirty 90's, plus embarassing. lucky enough that i found this song. fitting. the song would always be in my head everytime i kena pau-toed.
songs in the playlist, (click a song and mouse-wheel) scroll down.

im starting to love imeem.com. its like the audio form of YouTube. and the internet's capability has racked up in an exponential manner. its getting more fawesome, and peoples are getting lazy just by using it. some people would kill just to have internet in their homes.


the same people who never had any desire to learn before they got online are the same people who don't have any desire to learn now that they are online. they're the people for whom the internet is nothing more than a fancy TV. its for YouTube and MySpace and porn - not that i don't use it for those things, but not exclusively.



personally, im extremely socially liberal, completely desensitized, love to stir up shit, and hate a lot of things about humanity. however, at my core, im one of the most moral people you'll ever meet.
i love swearing (i fucking love it) but i make a point to never do it around children, or even in public places where it would be considered inappropriate. i love gory movies and violent video games, but i abhor the idea of actually hurting other people, or committing crimes against other people. im fascinated with sexual depravity, with the darker side of the human psyche, but i don't think it should appear on prime time TV. i think bad parenting should be a crime, and that being a really good parent is the single most important thing anyone could do with their life. i think, probably like you do, that our culture has sold its soul, that media sends out all the wrong messages, that we've traded in the innocence of our children for easy profits.

http://www.momorobo.com/

so cool.

everyone's favourite motherfucker.

current song listening to:
saliva - click click boom
benny benassi - satisfaction (greece dub instrumental)

i feel like writing a long ass post. wait, its under draft.. itll take quite a while, brb by a day.