entire month of june

okay, backed up drafts. time to unleash, this is gonna be like some record long post.


sheryo is the hottest shit artist in the EARF. in the earf!! you have to see her in person, BEFORE YOU DIE. shes like ultra cute la. so as her works. met her in the HYPERCOLOR exhibition in the LOFT gallery which i was invited by ben's awesome white friend, aaron which brings us out to sheesha which he then invites us to outerspace universe awesomeland.
kid maxim
you have no fucking idea whos legs that is.
deep in art discussion.
ma homies, Lil' Max and G Hyun
intense shit.
the 'underground' art gallery
maxim again shoving food down her throat with babyspoon.
awesomest guy alive basking in the shine of the sunset and baffled by the power of the sun.
euwayne's car
hossan leong, and his hosay stomach
karyn's friend which i forgot what his name was, but he was a cool fella.
karyn
robin
euwayne. he got some serious cool name.
my mambo team


so after all those monthsm countless nights out, mambo tracks like love in the first degree on loop and hours of mambo training on webchat- the blood, sweat, tears and time finally paid off. check this out:




the losers
consolation prize winners, scoff. HAH!

naw, just busting your balls. we didnt win it.

dollar dollar billz yaw.
jean
for some reason, i love coloured lightings. maybe thats why i love the nightlife.
in the lift for recycled people (handicapped)
the bangs-line is what i aim fo'.

milk spilling out from the clouds. fuck i should be a photography major. reason i didn't join is that i worry i would like blow photography students out of the water, u know. you wouldnt know that one day they would like pluck my prized eyeballs out with a spoon and come up with advanced technology to extract powers from my eyeballs which has the ability to find epic beauty like this, you know. :D
belt with a bottle opener buckle. so useful.
marr.
drawing designs. and thats her crap laptop.

noodle dragon
rubbish club stamps lor. but nice design
picking the lead singer's nose
name of the band is Saving Someone. Cool. after listening 2 minutes into the music, someone needs to save me.
note that when this picture was taken, the club was pumping, bass bumping up and loud. woooo!! look at the crowd!! holy shit! alot of fucking ladies up in the club tonight. --- save me.
then i hooked up with this girl, well, shes cute. she says she hangs out in lucky plaza every sunday and promises to teach me tagalog if i come by her hometown one day.
flanceska and ben
shee looks like this when i told her that the club, her friends' band and topshop sucks. hah! of course i was joking.
the Kult magazine launch party in the OldSchool
the bar. there was a juicy chic with nice rack serving me 42 Below feijoa with minimal sprite on the rocks served with cucumber. and the way she served it with megan fox pout made it extra dope.
ben and his literal dope friend aaron. talking about universe and shit.
the party was INFESTED with angmoh and art fiends. makes you feel extra intelligent and cultured being 'in the circle' u know'msayin?
why the fuck?!
mambo team
euwayne
karyn
mambo lord
jug of pissjuice
priscilla
size up

thick brownie with vanilla ice cream
next time dining in breeks, do not forget to order the massive attack. lived up to the massive in the name, that thang. used the iphone for size comparison.
bigger than your boyfriend's head
some herbed chicken patty with poached potatos and tossed salad. if your thinking that im trying to get a shot of my date's cleavage, no im not, im waay above that okay. i mean what kinda guy photographs cleavages?.
pen sketch: Fann Wong and the new Suzuki SUV. idea came out after watching some Ice Age movie. no reference as always.
pen skill +11 experience
Knusperkeks. best chocolate ever. yes, beats ROYCE and Godiva. my mother is a chocolate connoiseur okay.
gummy jedi
yoda
the force. the candy empire.
look at that! look at that! orgasmic panoramic shot or what man.
size of a dick = one kid long.
oh come on baby, you can handle it.
i know love it
the ball player
sitting by the rocks
yes, i know. epic beach shot.
trainspotting
spotted this orange on orange nissan GT-R in some seedy karang guni wholesale factory centre
angel. the guy's been living in newton all along. now hes staying in dubai indefinitely.
summer rain in zouk
karyn and my white teeth
jason and robin
damn it i like this picture rockin' the rave on bowtie
Concept Car and Cheryl.
rotring pens. i dont even know who the fuck these womens are, came from the head, just had to draw it. Geylang Angels
tints
i dont like complimenting people!
single sales record.
the mp4 watch. the concept of the product is cool. swapped ipod for this for a day, i feel like a cock walking around in public and having people looking at me with my ears wired to the watch. shudders.
G.I. Ju
Yapchinhuat-Benz
Francescur
new phone i just gots. samsungs working fine, let dumbass sister #2 to use it for now.
some naive art matisse and giacometti shit.
boss's daughter
her name is tyra. cool. or. what. man.
quite cute la.
went over to sabrina's place. before she went to some cultural exchange thing in japan.
true shit. but not if they are as fit as me.
ray and her happening girlfriend, seline.
these are art students that rolls on the darkside. the kind that love the color black(only), leather(black) and metal (black)
yeah, i roll with them. i bring the light.
gwace and danya
yizhen. gay purple phantom. more pictures that night in faceboook.
we push papers
2-km long great fence of malay, sia. wah lao, taufik and hady won already. i bet the next one would be named either : kamil, borhan hishyam, jamal, karim, rashit or zulfuckar. tak boleh tahan man
and it was 12am that night.
click to zoom if u cant read the red fonts

karyn's cat
wah!! i went to fucking joo koon leh! have u ever been there? its like being on the edge of the world!
megatron shit in science centre
alot of chicks. actually i wanted to bring one home.
some satanic device. would upload the video of the flight someday.
fashion merchandising grads show
juxtapose
adeline, x-tabel, fred and HZ's team. i was like wtf's the name man? pas.tiche. NOT. manly. at. all.
but menswear label for young adults fancy me. except topman of course.
some childrenswear label called 'poofy poofy' or something.
kicking it with some G's on the west side. J-Dub shit gold some times.
ghetto finger tattoos. Tampines with slayer fonts
tattoo redo
found this picture hidden somewhere while clearing up my shit. thats me and my retarded little sisters. yea, retarded. i mean look at them.
best over-the-counter ice cream. vanilla and red beans stuffed in wafer in shape of a fish
just had to take a picture of my sexy body once in a while ya know ya know.
kawryn
caleb. this fella got h1n1 stay the fuck away from him. haha. he wants his funeral wake held in zouk, free entry for ladies and 'if the wind shall bloweth, it shall bloweth BRB. AFK" written on his tombstone.
jeanster
QZW


puzzle fighter 2
pwnage! firstblood!
cant believe they could play video in this shiro mp3 wait no, mp4 player. the screen is like smaller than my fucking nail man.
karyn's asleep. and im gonna do just that.
some pic she took while in the honda dealership showroom



holyshit its 6.30am i know its not much but i shall give more this week. promz.

seacrest out.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like??

huhuuh... malaysian indians spelling: tosai masa'alah = tosai problem. huhuh

the shinman shop


okay, so me, father, and his brothers (uncles) went upnorth to malaysia for shopping. this time we shopped in the more uptown 'atas' state in malacca, father say, KL prices of product there are no different than shopping here in sg making the entire trip full of shit.

and holyshit i almost died in a crash again. lor



some poor saga 'shielded' our crash. some car recklessly tried to beat the lights. thank god everyone was okay and our SUV was unscathed without a scratch. malaysian roads are such hazards. or maybe its because that im a tragic-crash magnet if i happen to be in malaysia.

traffic is horrendous. everytime my dad drives up north, confirm there would be some modded out malaysian car driving close behind, inches from the car.

if i were to live there, i would buy a big black Hummer H1 with bulletproof glass windows. so i could run over proton saga's like cockroaches, and with massive engine, its good to utilise the cheap petrol available in Malaysia.
but then again, if i were to own such car, it would be stolen within a week of purchase.

whatever. wow lor! when was the last time i blogged?!

Assessment was hell, okay! entire week of no sleep. good thing i have like redbull for its 'pharmaceutical' properties, i managed to stay up forever. and the last day thursday i didnt manage to get sleep because someone asked me out for Rebellion on Zirca, but ended up staying over for DVD. and on on the following friday, i think theres this debrief thing, initially thought it was pointless. all in all, the effort placed down in that shit i realised was worth it.



AND (i dunno bout ya'll, but) THAT LEOPARD PRINTS, SEPTUM RING CHIC IS HAWTT. LOR. ..






OH OH OH, i tried out some sample of this product somewhere. the moment i applied it, it feels like my face meld beyond recognition and started to look like pierce brosnan. some instantaneous and prolonged zest kick to the face i like about it and lately it kinda drasticly reduce the population of pimple cultivation i have in the face now. certainly helped after 1 long month of hell.

the (gasp) :

L'Oreal men expert hydra energetic turbo booster intense recovery moisturiser

the name of that product is mouthful i tell you. imagine asking a china chinese staff in sheng shiong when looking for this.

you: eh friend, where can i find the L'Oreal men expert hydra energetic turbo.....
(china staff scratches head till hairless)
you: ....booster intense recovery moisturiser ah?

for late nights out. try this on. it works like a fucking miracle i tells you. yeah, i tells you. works like a charm, because under the darkness and clublights, everyone suddenly look supermodel-level FABULOUS. and the magic with this potion is that it kind of like supercharge your tired face afgter




previous happenings:

rashmi's hair re-bondage

man, she completed only 1 year of fine arts in nafa, and shes heading to the States already.




the '100% alcohol' sake over at danya's place. try it sitting over a searing hot water pan, then drink it straight when its hot. fyar fyar!!

mina day.
darkness
happiness

phone camera have major fucking issues with the exposure. i could possibly be the shittiest photographer in my artistic circle though i think im the most badass in terms of finding THE view.

the sakura fortress.
the two stars of the KANako and rINA day
thosai and chapati pigout with my fat boss
the large lamp post that i would be painting later in aug.



orange sales have been shit lately and my mom think my face deserve some nutrient so father brought back shit tons of oranges and crammed them in the fridge


still life photgraphy


i shalt blog more as of today. waht a fucking hiatus right.
i know u like me, i know you do. hold on fo more

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!

click to zoom.

uploaded this exclusively for rina, cos she couldn;t figure out how to translate .png file. take a look at my result.

omg, i kept telling people that if i dont get at least 3 A's i'd go BALLISTIC!
and B-B-B-Ballistic i was lor!



yeah, forgot to edit my ic number. misuse my credentials, i would go CSI: Geylang Lorong 21 on your shit.