Saturday, March 03, 2007

the chao sng party.

Currently listening to:
MTV, the song that robbie williams look like some transvestite bapok hooker.

yes, thats the fat cheebye drunk, sad and sober. the party wasnt as hip as it turned out. i tot there would be mass attendance of party-goer, foam party, strobe light and DJ all in a massive event by the river. but in fact it was like 10 odd peeps turned up, no music. well, so much for a mega birthday bash but everything was comfy and manageable, was great to be back with the monkshillian family and overall the party was kinda great to say the least and also thanks to Rain, we have to relocate the party from the river to somewhere else. somewhere relatively a class higher.
and when i mean high, i mean literally high. 20th storey.
city of geylang
me and the fat cheebye
he was so drunk, you wouldnt believe what he did.

hot diggity dog blackjack.
extra innings. start with 50cents, g home with 2 digits.



jonathan the high roller
doreamon, aeroplane, flower. so sissy.
the fat guy can still smoke

pinky the chiwawa



its so patheticly cute
HAHA
angelic halo
policeman vs boxer
the sleep at its most gayest. fat guy must have took this.


okay, i really want to sleep now.

Friday, March 02, 2007

finding a person to keep my blogger password if i die tonight.

Currently Listening to:
Fall Out Boys - 7 minutes in Heaven

wha lao! i think God must hate me. for some reason, series of unfortunate events happened to me, and right now i cant really describe how am i feeling right now, but i am feeling quite pissed.

im suffering bodily twitches and spasms again. last time i got this was a nong time ago, like 12 years old.

the sexy book of 2006's cover and last page disappeared. i dont know, it just.. disappeared.

a big ass crack in my ipod's LCD screen. quite an unsightly scar, but even after i transparent G-masked it again, which cost me $28 and the thing still appears.

hub was closed, called the rest after that, only to know that the whole thing is cancelled. but indian guy pitied me and asked me whether if i want

some big ass distruption in the MRT, which pisses me off, because alot of peoples flooded there today as normally, not many peoples go there. heard there was a bomb or something in Admiralty.

this morning, a virus that attacked my comp and which actually sends spam messages to all my contacts in live messenger and after that, they deletes all my contacts. but thats my stupid sister's fault because she suffered the same prob with her lappy and now its my comps turn to suffer. only dumbasses opens unknown .exe files.

i missed my MINDEF health screening. it was scheduled yesterday. and MINDEFs' no non-sense stuff, offence like this could get myself a $10,000 fine or jailed max 3 years or both. jail would be fun, but a 5-figure summon is certainly not fun.

mum cant contact me, so she searched through the phonebook in my handphone at home, and called everyone down the alphabets to look for me.

UPDATE:

█ [ [ €mñë™ ;; ½ Dëãđ ] ] █ « mem0riies neva fades » says:
sexy!!
- gasp for breath says:
charmander!!
█ [ [ €mñë™ ;; ½ Dëãđ ] ] █ « mem0riies neva fades » says:
--"
█ [ [ €mñë™ ;; ½ Dëãđ ] ] █ « mem0riies neva fades » says:
y did your mum call miie --"
- gasp for breath says:
i also dunno lar. why?
█ [ [ €mñë™ ;; ½ Dëãđ ] ] █ « mem0riies neva fades » says:
--"
█ [ [ €mñë™ ;; ½ Dëãđ ] ] █ « mem0riies neva fades » says:
kkies
- gasp for breath says:
long story
█ [ [ €mñë™ ;; ½ Dëãđ ] ] █ « mem0riies neva fades » says:
freak larghx she call mie charamder
█ [ [ €mñë™ ;; ½ Dëãđ ] ] █ « mem0riies neva fades » says:
*charmander
█ [ [ €mñë™ ;; ½ Dëãđ ] ] █ « mem0riies neva fades » says:
diia0z
- gasp for breath says:
HAHHAAH!!
- gasp for breath says:
really?
█ [ [ €mñë™ ;; ½ Dëãđ ] ] █ « mem0riies neva fades » says:
duhh
█ [ [ €mñë™ ;; ½ Dëãđ ] ] █ « mem0riies neva fades » says:
ii thougth eu
█ [ [ €mñë™ ;; ½ Dëãđ ] ] █ « mem0riies neva fades » says:
den ii say yesh sexy
█ [ [ €mñë™ ;; ½ Dëãđ ] ] █ « mem0riies neva fades » says:
den she say r eu chamander
█ [ [ €mñë™ ;; ½ Dëãđ ] ] █ « mem0riies neva fades » says:
--"
- gasp for breath says:
HAHAAHAHAHHAAH!!
█ [ [ €mñë™ ;; ½ Dëãđ ] ] █ « mem0riies neva fades » says:
ii m sho gonna smack eu if your mum call miie chamander again
█ [ [ €mñë™ ;; ½ Dëãđ ] ] █ « mem0riies neva fades » says:
zzZ~
- charmander-ed says:
lol. lucky ur not one of my other friends.
- charmander-ed says:
i name him cheeByeface.
- charmander-ed says:
lucky my mum cannot get through.
- charmander-ed says:
or else, itll be like : hello! is this cheebYe face?
█ [ [ єmñé™ ;; ½ Dëãđ ] ] █ « mem0riies neva fades » says:
l0l


i can't go Fall Out Boys concert.

and i bought the Under the Cork Tree, album, to kinda kinda erase the misery out of me because i cant get the tickets. the album, which is frickin awesome, but it does make me feel really old, because that thing has been out last year and i cant get myself the newly released one, Infinity on High. singaporeans dont listen to them! how could it be sold out, miss cashier? but nevertheless, listening to the OLD album made me not buay song, but it really makes me wanna go to the concert. which pisses me off because i cant go.

the blogger picture upload function fucks up bigtime, and i cant show recent happy pictures and the fall out boys album pic.

i must attend the fat cheebye's birthday later. kallang is the venue for the thing. im talking the river. high class.

Rain is everywhere, on-demand channel, magazines, radio, sister's bedroom walls, outside and up in the sky. the weather is having some kinda monsoonal PMS, but thats okay.

im broke as a joke. and im working on the funnest days of the week, and all money recieved proceeds to nothing but bills, miscellany and none to savings.

ya'll dont wanna tag.

and other things. someone said to me earlier, i forgot who, which pisses me off also forgetting who was it. that she said, grass may not really be greener on the other side, so appreciate what you currently have. my grass? i dont know. but the situation im having right now is compared to a barren radioactive wasteland.

ugh come on! i need to get lucky. as in, not tonight, but i want to be as fortunate as i could. this sucks.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

the smelly 18 years-old fat cheebye



Some real RSVP shit from Mr Edmund.

You are being invited to edmuns 18 birthday party along at kalang river at 7pm this fri any details can contact edmun at 826xxx20 or my PR officer Zhi shin at 911xxx8

-sms sent by dear fat cheebye


wooagh. must be some massive shit. together with such spectacular invitation, birthday boy even hired a 'PR' OFFICER . we talking public relations, like woooaaah super professional style.
bet it'll be some real packed out birthday bash colossal party with prolly alot of stuff.

oh, would you look at that. i already ate the cake. don't worry, ill get you a new one.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

everybody knows that everything sounds nicer with Bri'tish accent.

Currently Listening to:
It's Goin Down - Xecutioner

stooopid mahfucking blogger.com. ugh.. another episode.
so i watched the academy awards live on-air at 9.30am, where most of you at that time should be busting your asses off at work or obeying the teachers in school, i was at home resting my feet on the table, leaning back on my plush sofa and watching the academy awards while sippin fresh morning milo. it was quite an experience i tell ya. MERYLL STREEP was fucking hot, she almost gave me a boner. like totally. if i got a chance, i would bang her. hard. the host, ellen degeneres was funny. that caused me to come to the conclusion that shes a lesbians, cos all lesbians are funny.

really, through knowledge of my many (literally) queer friends, they're all plus-chop-confirm guarantee fhilarious peoples..

and i've seen a couple of ellen degeneres's shows, in the morning, and its normally about sad shitty situations or topics, and that lesbo miraculously had an ability to single-handedly lightened the mood, compared to oprah. because oprah always rectify shit through highlighting the shit, which is kinda shitty, though it makes good TV. but hence, thats why Oprah is not really funny. another reason is because shes too rich, looks like that woman from Dreamgirls, not a queer and practiced celibacy. and also, im saying all this becase my mum watches her show and buys her (uber expensive) magazines religiously. cos i hate sharing anything with her. so back to the show, alot of predictable sure winners won. and my guess are always right. except that i dont know who the hell is alan arkin and how in the worldly nasal-cumshot was jennifer hudson awarded the best supporting actress. utterly confounds me how the hell this.. this.. large woman had the glory of winning the award.

oh and speaking of which. i watched dreamgirls today. supposed to go head north of singapore(mandai), again but kena cancelled. so went to the cinema with my ______. im not posting anymore photos for this one because i just realised that its considered as bad blogging etiquette. peoples just see pictures and wouldnt give a passing fuck on details like reading. plus the pictures was rather raunchy and all, it'll make me feel kiss-and-telly, so i shan't go further. :p
anyways, the show Dreamgirls simply sucks. as in it suck with a capital F. really.
its a total yell-and-wail fest. and with jennifer hudson in that movie fuelled my hatred towards fat womans attitude even more. oh, dont get me wrong, i dont hate fat peoples, i just hate their attitude.

at some part, she was singing solo with grief and complain for a straight 20-mins. it was excruciating. lucky when that part ends, it was eddie murphy's turn. luckily it was soul music, because was just relaxing. normally, any kinds of musicals never failed to give me the goosebumps and creeps and the fact that the movie actually make a song out of a trivial squabble. and come to think about it, its like High School Musical minus its excessive pre-pubescent corniness. hell, if you associate anything similar to HSM, that thing, instantly everyone knows that thing suck seriously. but dreamgirls deserve much more credits than that.
i think it appeal well to the older crowds or sissy peoples.

good thing about this show: everything except jennifer hudson. beyonce also had like a hairdo which looks like any typical emo poser minah that you see in orchard. difference is that, its the real deal. and nostalgic factor of the show is through the roof. for everything else, large women made this epic delicate piece of a musical into a large blockbuster musical turd.
my rating: 3/5 stars.

oh, and i watched HBO again at home, and i watch a classic called She-Devil. and that show made me hate fat womens with an attitude, again.
also, the movie starred MERYLL STREEP. she also almost gave me a boner. again.
woooh, found satisfaction after another round of my mental displacement. i just love rambling. bah. imma sleep. bya bya

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

the shampoo girl

her name is gwen stefani