Monday, June 22, 2009

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like??




huhuuh... malaysian indians spelling: tosai masa'alah = tosai problem. huhuh

the shinman shop


okay, so me, father, and his brothers (uncles) went upnorth to malaysia for shopping. this time we shopped in the more uptown 'atas' state in malacca, father say, KL prices of product there are no different than shopping here in sg making the entire trip full of shit.

and holyshit i almost died in a crash again. lor



some poor saga 'shielded' our crash. some car recklessly tried to beat the lights. thank god everyone was okay and our SUV was unscathed without a scratch. malaysian roads are such hazards. or maybe its because that im a tragic-crash magnet if i happen to be in malaysia.

traffic is horrendous. everytime my dad drives up north, confirm there would be some modded out malaysian car driving close behind, inches from the car.

if i were to live there, i would buy a big black Hummer H1 with bulletproof glass windows. so i could run over proton saga's like cockroaches, and with massive engine, its good to utilise the cheap petrol available in Malaysia.
but then again, if i were to own such car, it would be stolen within a week of purchase.

whatever. wow lor! when was the last time i blogged?!

Assessment was hell, okay! entire week of no sleep. good thing i have like redbull for its 'pharmaceutical' properties, i managed to stay up forever. and the last day thursday i didnt manage to get sleep because someone asked me out for Rebellion on Zirca, but ended up staying over for DVD. and on on the following friday, i think theres this debrief thing, initially thought it was pointless. all in all, the effort placed down in that shit i realised was worth it.



AND (i dunno bout ya'll, but) THAT LEOPARD PRINTS, SEPTUM RING CHIC IS HAWTT. LOR. ..






OH OH OH, i tried out some sample of this product somewhere. the moment i applied it, it feels like my face meld beyond recognition and started to look like pierce brosnan. some instantaneous and prolonged zest kick to the face i like about it and lately it kinda drasticly reduce the population of pimple cultivation i have in the face now. certainly helped after 1 long month of hell.

the (gasp) :

L'Oreal men expert hydra energetic turbo booster intense recovery moisturiser

the name of that product is mouthful i tell you. imagine asking a china chinese staff in sheng shiong when looking for this.

you: eh friend, where can i find the L'Oreal men expert hydra energetic turbo.....
(china staff scratches head till hairless)
you: ....booster intense recovery moisturiser ah?

for late nights out. try this on. it works like a fucking miracle i tells you. yeah, i tells you. works like a charm, because under the darkness and clublights, everyone suddenly look supermodel-level FABULOUS. and the magic with this potion is that it kind of like supercharge your tired face afgter




previous happenings:

rashmi's hair re-bondage

man, she completed only 1 year of fine arts in nafa, and shes heading to the States already.




the '100% alcohol' sake over at danya's place. try it sitting over a searing hot water pan, then drink it straight when its hot. fyar fyar!!


mina day.
darkness
happiness

phone camera have major fucking issues with the exposure. i could possibly be the shittiest photographer in my artistic circle though i think im the most badass in terms of finding THE view.

the sakura fortress.
the two stars of the KANako and rINA day
thosai and chapati pigout with my fat boss
the large lamp post that i would be painting later in aug.



orange sales have been shit lately and my mom think my face deserve some nutrient so father brought back shit tons of oranges and crammed them in the fridge


still life photgraphy


i shalt blog more as of today. waht a fucking hiatus right.
i know u like me, i know you do. hold on fo more

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!


click to zoom.

uploaded this exclusively for rina, cos she couldn;t figure out how to translate .png file. take a look at my result.

omg, i kept telling people that if i dont get at least 3 A's i'd go BALLISTIC!
and B-B-B-Ballistic i was lor!



yeah, forgot to edit my ic number. misuse my credentials, i would go CSI: Geylang Lorong 21 on your shit.

Monday, May 18, 2009

guess whos back, back again, shady's back, tell a friend

so after what seems to be like 4 millenias, 7 year and 50 days, 25 hours and 25 minutes too late

i would like to say,

(cop some johnstonon style)

thank jew very much.







aftermath
oh my, this is hot. animal ass. primary school humor.
new home.


if you look further, his head says: LUCK.
im gonna get mine that says: FUCK


lounging









some china chic did this. i wanna bang her.
gwace's hyena. i dont wanna bang her
would you look at the shape of that teeets.
the elemental wall.
methemorphesis. alamak, spelling macam the melayu la. lets go shop at the Guchi fesyen butik.
JAI HO!
zomg lol, theres this indian 3D design student that looks exactly like that Slumdog Jamal guy. i literally lmao-ed when i saw him entering the lounge when the movie was playing.
hamster/chinchilla/mouse/rat thing


this pic shows how bad ass i am in school.
apocalypto tattoo


some ultra hot rating: 11 chic's honda civic type-r. she kept it in her bag for inspiration.
tried my hands on photography


if you zoom closer, you could see a fat cheebye in the van

the fucker printing shop charged me 70cent per page just because of that red staple here print at the top left. i ended up paying fuckin $7.70 for 11 pages.
OMG maj's brand new pimped out chevy. wah lao. look at that. riding dirty man.
syirrstolic

small project:
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cousin's 1st birthday party in the clubhouse at the previous hillview home. now cousin lives there.







some china-brand shirt i gots for meself.
the ultimate lifestyle

design beyond
politics
beyond conception
beyond nationality
beyond age
beyond religion
and
beyond skin

WAAAAH!!! ultimate shirt. tallll order leh.


more comprehensive updates of this update and more updates tmr night.