Movie Review Time!!!

Fun with Dick and Jane was kickin' cool. Was funny.... but smart funny. Kids won't like it cos too much of that smart jokes... yeap.,. jokes that makes u think first then laugh... or laugh first if u wanna let everyone know that ur cool and understands joke fast. i like the part when he becomes the robber... the guy behind me laughed like a sissy girl... its good to have peoples like that because when a funny part comes up and u would laugh and then that guy laughed sissyly - which is so funny, u will laugh even more....Ratings for the show? 3.5/5.... worth the ticket 9.50 tag.

Its was Tee... Heee...Heeee........

LOL!!!

Just got back from Burger King. Im so full... then passed by Novena Square's Sembawang Music Store. (oh yea... whats up with the name?) then was thinking of buying some albums. saw some of cool stuffs. some additons to the wishlist.

wanna buy these:

Yeah Yeah Yeah. they are annoyingly fun to listen to. (better than Crazy fucking Frog)

The White Stripes (Get Behind Me Satan)

and finally..... i seriously, truly, really want this one!!

yea. i like songs from this guy, Sufjan Steven... im being real-real. i still admit listening to faux-gay songs such as Jem, KT Tunstall or more prominent ones such as S Club 7 or Kelly Clarkson (they are nice but i will NEVER listen to Hilary Duff or techno). call me whatever u like but at least im not a poser that tries to be different and listen to songs that no one else listens. unlike that DJ from the bazaar a few days ago, that tries his best to feel different by wearing a BIG-ASS WHITE HEADPHONES while walking to school and listen to Reggae or Heavy R'n'B musics. And hes showing off his "stuff". Fuck! the audacity of this whole nigga man. can u believe it? summore hes a FatFuck. next time i see him in the streets, i would show off my blinged-out watch and play a booty-filled hip hop rap video clip on my ipod show it to him and bob my head up and down - just like him. that would be great.hes such a wannabe different show-off.

and oh yea.. i would have bought the album but i needa save some for SUMTHING. and the reason for not buying it just now cos earlier on, the xue-pig told me that the bossini shirt i wore made me look like a -censored-. so, i got damn worried and decided to impulse buy. we tried to find the nearest shirt store that sells safely cool lookin t-shirts... luckily we were at heeren.... the Gen X punk who just now wore a Flying Fcuk t-shirts which looks ex said, "Wah lou, u so easily influenced by her.". so i bought a t-shirt from Everlast- the boxing brand. all her fault. but at least i looked safely cool. its important to look safely cool especially going to town. u cant be too cheap or loud. heres an example, just another sample. too cheap, i saw a 15 year-old guy still wearing a pokemon t-shirt and short pants in the mrt. i dunno whether its a reverse fashion or maybe he is "age-degressed" for real-real. or too loud, i saw this china guy, i still can remember what he wore. well, to kill my nightmare, im gonna tell it to you anyways (no exaggerations)

he was wearing

GREEN monster haircut,

aviator with skulls glasses,

heavy piercings,

all fingers filled with chromed goth rings,

countless glam goth wristbands,

wears a white button up t-shirt

with a TIE

"death star" pentagram belt buckle

super-ripped and shredded jeans which looked its thrown to a helicopter propeller blades

and

HIGH heeled boots. with chains!

but no signs of tattoo. if only i could get a photo of that guy. real punk or fucking rock. looks like kOrn or something. it also kept me wondering. do china peoples listen to goth or screamo?? its like scary.

Man of metropolis stole our hearts. seriously
i went to tha beach just now.... with my family and relatives.... it was fun. nothing much.
i got my nike sandals stuck in the sand and it reminded me of the website:www.carstuckgirls.com. i dunno why people like to see this shit
so i was like hooked into podcastings... and like i can watch the movie The Arisotocrat on my ipod! oh my god!
and yea... i was doing my dnt... and the theme for this year:

Learning Aids . now now... i know your thinking about learning aids as in AIDS. no... we are not talking about the crabs, or the disease which twenty-sumthing % of humans population has contracted... its about aid for learning. like something that makes u learn easier...
heres an example, just another sample.....

the theme is super tough..... Fuck.... i wished it would be Transportation. but they already had it last year....if i got that theme,,damn, i guaran-damn-tee u, i would score a big fat A 1.. why didnt i passed my PSLE to express and did that shit last year ?or got outta my mum 1 year earlier if i knew im gonna do a Transportation theme on sec 5.
so 3-4 days ago, Mrs Madj - my dnt tuition teacher, was teaching me.(look, shes asleep,bad teacher) she helped me alot... and she told me to say this in my blog. and whilst getting inspiration for my analysis of my uber-hard theme. and i was fiddling with her pink Motorola RazR... and it was seriously gave me inspirations... i think. she calls it annoying, i call it art. heres the fotos.



its art.
wanna watch tv. so more shits tomorrow.

stupid musics are now being added yea...

and ppls are like bugging me what pic did ron gave. the pic is on the top of the post. i just cant drag it down....

and just now the person i used as my display photo, which i used on msn for the chinese new year MEGA PRANK called, and she got pissed and went screaming on the fone. she told me to like delete her foto from the face of my hard disk and demand an apology. and also apologise to ron... i mean wtf??
anyways i didnt apologise to ron... hahahah.
i used her foto and pink fonts while talking with ron...

today was alrite... went out... eat in a dinner and went home.. and at the basketball court, i saw a twenty cents on the floor and picked it up... woohooo.

yeah.podcasting bitch!!

my chinese new year resolution

i need to cut down on bullshits. seriously.... i recieved hate mails...... and it was wtf.... just woke me up... i feel like a boy who cried fucking wolf.....

so to cut down on this... i just need to find the first step. what do u start wif if u wanna reveal things kept for a very long time?

Chinese New Year MEGA PRANK!!!!!


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elo
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do i know you?
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im the gal across the street
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and i wanna noe more abt you
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wanna webcam??
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huh?
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girl across the street?
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hehex
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are you??
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whats ur name?
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ron
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my fren.
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ur fren...
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hehex
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guess worss....
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emmm gimme clue?
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alot of frens
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noe alotsa peoples hehhe???
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do you know ?
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emm
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abit..
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do i know?
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do you know i feel so tired...
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i wanna be happy
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emm?how?
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tell me a joke de
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...haha i not really good at tellin jokes?
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cmon lor... u hunk le...
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i hear
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tell me la
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huh?
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emmm but i dont know any sorry..
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sum1 told me...
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eh...who is that someone???
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a gal u noe...
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tell me plz?
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why??
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why mus i?
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...emm ya...you have a point..
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okay... so tell me a joke
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emm...lemme think hehe
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cn u see my fotos?
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yep
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emm what schl are u frm?
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im from smss
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smss?
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yea...
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guess
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emm ive heard of it..but whats it stand for..keep forgettin..is it st margrets?
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oohh... bad boy...
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wong spelling
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wrong
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yep i know..
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* hehex
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st margrets?
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emm dunno
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ewww... ur so bad...
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srry...haha...
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what are u doing hurrs??
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emm watchin japanese anime..hehe
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heeheex
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bleach you heard of it?
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no... i like love hina
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emm isnt that a...
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nvm haha..
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i dunno... my fren like to watch it
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so i watch
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do u like to watch it also?
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emm who is your fren do i know her?was she from my schl?
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emm ive heard of it but nope...haha
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errmmm guess wroxx...
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salmah?
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cmon worrxx...
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okay... close
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emm but i think she is the only one i know from smss..
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her fren....
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i see u before worx...
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really?emm where?
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at newton... u look so ot... oh my god... hehehehe
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??emm how long ago was that??
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yap... last year i guess hehes
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emm oh
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emm nvr seen u before the one in the pic is you right?
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omg can u send me ur foto?? ur making me feel so horny
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no la...
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the left
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emm i only got photos in friendster?
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do u use friendster?
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eww... i only go to my space
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cause i kind of reformatted my com...so all my photos are gone..
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are u from singapore?
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born in...
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but not from
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hehex
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emm yep..you dont look like ure from here hehe
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whao you use my space?my cousin from america uses that too...haha
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hehe...
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i use i...
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its pretty cool u noe..
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aww... u watching anime??
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nope
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emm tryin to get a pic..i guess
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hehe... cmon... entertain me ron...
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???emmm hehe like?
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so how old are you?
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16... hehex
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i like to do IT
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hehex,.
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whao ure a really horny gal..
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heeh... thanks and so are you...
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hehethx?
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what are u doin

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oops
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why???
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hehex
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emm you live near me?
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er... i live at bukit timah
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where do U stay?
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oh i thought u said u lived across the street haha..
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emm balestier
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no... i guess u were
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ohokie...hehe oh i found a pic
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hehex,,,
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suree
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Open(Alt+P)

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and he gave me this pic





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are you the one on the left?
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nope
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centre
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center
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the white shirt??
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black
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oh... i see..
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heheee
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the one on the left is my fren and the right is my blading teacher..
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are those ur frens??
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i mean ur boifrens?
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yep u gone ice skating?
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cos i dun date gay guys
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emm...im not gay...haha
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yuppies!
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hehe...
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my frens are not gay
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emm okie..i thought gay guys were just like girls?
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so its like talkin to another girl?
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no... i just dunt like gay guys...
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they are sooo gross...
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are you gay??
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emmm nope..
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im 100% guy
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100% gay guy??
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.nope..
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then?? tell me ron... what kinda girl would u like to date?
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here ull enjoy tis
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oakys... i will take a look ate it
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bad girl... u spelt at wrongly..haha
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so what gal?
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yupps... i added an e
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i dont know?im not really choosey?as long as she is nice?
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am i nice?
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yep ure vry friendly
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hehe... i know...
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so will u wanna date mee????
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hehexx...
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u like porn???
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that wasnt porn...
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ya haha u said to entertain you right?
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and i did...
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no... it was a turn off..
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ohokie..
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gimme REAL porn
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emm u cant find some yourself?
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im too scared...
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its my mummies laptop
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oh hehe..
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well im usin my com in my maids room so haha...shes behind sleepin..
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omg!
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u sleptwith her??
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nope..
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we just put the com in her room..
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emm ewwwure so horny...
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ur so gay!... eww...
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how can u...
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enter tain me
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NOW!!!
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???by doin what?
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making me horny
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there...haha
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ur lame...
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ya...
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so when u wanna date me??
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i know..
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i dont know..
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cmon ron... i cant wait..
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i dont really go out that often...im more of a stay at home guy..
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so u wan me CUM in ur house??
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emm u spelt cum wrongly..really bad girl haha
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nah i wont mind goin out..
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gals cant cum... can u??
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i just stopped goin out since last year
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yep..i know girls orgasm right?
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ooo... now u talking,...
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can u handle two gals?
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?i dont know can you? haha
.remember the name says:
im not a freakin lesbian u moron
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depends on how the 2 gals handle me
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hehex
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ouch...

oooh reunion dinner..... i feel so fulll..... malai ren enjoying reunion dinner!!!

wooooooahh..... family dinner... we ate at dunno what restaurant. chinese mew year coming. and i thought tml is like chinese mew year eve? and it was like suppose to be some company dinner. my family is like the only malay family there.... rest is scary peoples... i saw lot of my dad's employee's family there... one of them are a very bonding family. just like typical singaporean ... but all of them are like literally tattoed up. even the mumma which is like 50+ or 60+ is like tattooed also. dragon in the neck summore. the most extensively tattooed is the son itself. and hes like younger than me. 14 y/old and green haired. are ye furreal??. i wished i could get a tattoo. a big fat spaceship from Star Trek tattoo on my back. fuck dragons, tribal. be different. i can never have tattoos..it bugs if you feel typical. everyone is having fun. but nevermind, the dinner have like alot of loud people. peoples there are guess-what dominantly chinese. my dads treat summore. "malai ren" treating you yall..hahah. everyones table must have a bottle of tiger, asahi and heineken. my table was all coke and juices.. moving on!

FCD. no. i mean festive bazaar. was gay small... kinda little came. thanks to the dumbass event organizer.. i mean. who tha fuck would come to an event on a weekday esp on a busy friday. the event ALSO takes place from 9am to 1230am. i mean...AM.. AM! WTF??? nothing cool.but my stall was banging mad cash or in this case, oupons, man... we made a like some kinda tikam-tikam ballooon popping game. the other group from my class sells smoothie. i heard they did good, but think so not.. just check out the blog of this woman who recalls how fun it was.heres her address- pokiess. blogspot.com just one look at the address, you can tell how childish this person is. yea. you cant make a rhyme, so stop wasting ma time!

so, the our stall was giving/selling away stuffs and lotsa prizes ranged from personalised test tubes to caps. i think the success of the shop is due to the big poster in front of the stall which was:

$$3 ONLY!!!! Come Come try. SURE WIN ONE!!

then theres a small words at the bottom which says: confirm win one.

that poster was believed to be made by Mrs Ang. notice the grammar, but nevermind, alotta people came to tha stall. everyone was busy. coupon collecting tin hole was like having a sore cos of the prolonged insertion of $1 and $2 coupons. . dunno why the school need the event also. this is like the last year of Monks Hill. next year you wont see it anymore. and the profit of the events would all go to development of the school. what school? monks hill? our population is like 200 ppls only. i tell you, the private Kiddy pre-school (im talkin about the rainbow painted small building near the frequent smoking venue not the madrasah- the madrasah was scary overpopulated. i see the student looks like somekinda troopers in siege of our school. just tooo close and too many)nearby out-populate our school, and also the Kiddy school was like only about the size of our dnt block. develop what man??? i think betta off use that money to make another event for the somekind of memorial event where all the previous students could like come back to their alma mater and have of themselves enjoying sumkinda waay better event, which doesnt take place a busy weekday for the last time before stepping out of mhss. something like that. the first part of the fair, i was supposed to take the old folks from SARA to the fair. this goes to my CIP!! i didnt do this for fucking fun so shuttup. one of the auntie wanna play the Wet Monks Hill Slide. literally everything from the title live up to its name. Monks Hills HILL, the one from karamjits class and slide to down the spiral staircase there. this auntie was whisering me in a "vintage" tone to play that thing. yea. sure you can auntie, if you wanna break your fucking back. but the folks was cool and fun. they were sweet. one of them gave me all the sweets from the goodie bag. hahha... oh yea after that.. i met alot of people. yue wei was in a yellow evo blasting the stereo. is he fucking 19 and driving already? whatever but it was kick-ass,. then i saw mats, cool geeks, peoples in jc uniform,parents, former teachers and whatever peoples. so cool.

oh yea. the DJ was gay... everyone in my class knows that. im not talking about the one that proposed to some gal. im talkin about the other one. the one that wears white headfones and wears mat specs. and the annoying song: Dragostea Din Tei (fucking numa numa) was played for like countless times. Oh yea. FUCK YOU!!.. you can lick my crusty nuts and slurp my dripping ballsweat you muthafuckin hip-hop wannabe DJ ur performance was a package of sucknuts... you fat poser with mat specs. if i see you in my fucking neighbourhood, im gonna fucking beat the living shit out of you. mr whack rhyme. absolute faggot. go for a rap lessons.

okay.. enough of that fatfuck. breathe in, breathe out....FUCK YOU!!!!!

i love this album...

there is 9 million bicycles in beijingggg!!!! thanks alot... give you back someday later.....

working out today...
buying my watch.
and working out.

fuck. todays abit busy with dnt so heres for today:

can you spot this guy in the picture: ??

or this guy?:

Wooo Yea...

TODAY NEWS.

on PE a 250m x 5 race,(ooooh, yea, im gonna be soo lame on this one)


The Monthly Hairy Monster Tournament!?!?!

MONSTERRRRRRR!!!!!!



So i cant believe it.!!!

1st
Congrats!! You got yourself a Gold fucking star, you smoking Mamak
Tigerrrrrr Fucking Ram!!

2nd
Sexydragon..... who else???

3rd
RON'S HOUSE!!!!

and last but not least
4th!!!


Mr Gen X Kid...













Then for female division!!!!
1st is (congrats, you won yourself an iPod video)

This Chic

2nd/3rd
This guy..... oops. i mean dude...
(didn't noe how come shes in the female category)


2nd/3rd
The Winnie Da Pooh!!

4th
The Hottest Chic EVERRR!!!!!

wah..... busy... im literally doin my dnt no... still stuck on the mind map. fag. and im like back home from mcdonalds..... dnt tuition teacher, the Ohh Maaa Gaardd..... Madj.(like nudge, but change the n to m) or a.k.a Mrs. Oh.look.oh.ma.gard.i.look.like.one.of.the.hot.chic.from.PCD.but.oh.my.gard.im.not.but.oh.well

shes trying to look like her in one of the videos from Pussycat Dolls, Stickwitu (notice the white hoodie that shes wearing) where the lead singer, Nicole Scherzinger gets super emo and then she started to take photos of herself... and it turned out.
well, she helped me alot in dnt....
and we ate the chicky baby!!

and then we saw a somewhat a corporate meeting in the macs. its so like they got no where else to hold the meeting, like a the board room?well, waddyaknow? budget. shit. never had time to take foto of the thing itself. they were all like huddled into a group, then theres this fat fcuk that sits in the middle and directing or maybe lecturing. i guess he's the boss. and like the people around, clad in powersuits and tuxes, were busily taking notes on their laptop, digital notebooks, pocket pc's, palm pd, O2 hps, and NONE uses a traditional pen and notebooks. then madj says that if the peoples that works in this kinda jobs, never leave themselves without a single electronic device.either its a laptop, pocket pc, or mp3 or digiwatch. they never have at least one of these without themselves.... unless they changed jobs.
then, what a complete tool tiffanie (yeah, purposefully bold-ed your name) told me about slander...

Hey, you don'th put my name on your blog websthite okay? Are you insthulting me? Itsth not funny okay? I consthider it as sthlandering ar..

Stho pleasthe sthop it can?

I just laughed my ass off when i heard that. A simple classic lisping of TYL. First time tiffanie really made me laugh. Congrats. That goes to the record book. (p,s. the -th- is mean for the lisp effect.) sorry tyl. im so goin to hell for this.

Woah... so hyper today!!
just got back from jogging with Ron, yeah this guy:

his first ever ramp jump...... if you look a little bit closer, you'll see an erection... such aerial experience turns him on....
lets just say, it was... WAS. gettit? damn. im so feelin chiselled. we jog through the perimeters of Balestier... its 5km+ bitch! and jonathan was so jealous..damn im cool stuff.. cos he was supposed to join us, but he ended up staying at home. and he expected to join us and have a round of manly love. wanted us to fuck him in the ass till it bleeds or a sloppy blowjob. yuck!!
moving on..... i just got an album from lala. gosh i miss her ass so bad.... it was oooh wee..
she gave me this album from katie melua...,. thanks baby.
oh yea baby, i want Goldfrapp's album..
and speaking of missing someone alot,
i miss this chic.... she left to New Zealand today... so sad. it gets emo as it becomes.
heres her foto:
cute foto.
miss you~

and this dude:


sent me this paragraph of .... somewhat tryin to make me try to try laugh.(geddit?)

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will answer.


..................wtf dude...................
(oh yea. i cant stand ppls when they hear sumthing lame, they say = 'dots'. literally, cos its sounds so transexual. just like saying L-O-L when they hear sumthing funny. dude ya'll ain't shit to be cool.)

heres another one. classic gay joke :


Our local minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures made a few weeks ago.
The first Sunday, his sermon lasted 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached for an hour and a half.
I asked him about this. He then told me "well, John, that first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were still hurting a lot. Now the third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures AND I COULDN'T STOP TALKING!"

and a lame hat trick:


Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."
Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental expense.
Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, and finally the man called his b
i am looking for tat smile!! says:
his brother again to find out what was going on.
"Well," said the other brother, "you said to do something nice for Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo."


wtf? thats lame, stupid and lame. you stupid loser. i mean you fuckin loopid. get it u jabroni?hahah(i love that word. Jabroni)... nah jus kidding... thanks for sending me.. loopid!!
hehe, im so dead.
then i recieved neoprint fotos, i gotta say, it looks like porn:

9 ppls in here.this is so dreamy just like a jap porn webbie. notice the bottom right of the foto, you see a half moon of mr dragons face. this method is stylishly called: mooning.
and i know what mooning is.



9 ppls in here... it looks like everyone got ass-fucked. notice mooner is enjoying it and the guy on the toppest left looks like he's violently ramming his cock to the fat guy in front, which has a face shows of total disbelief.

and the last one:


8ppls. some say mooner covered the mysterious 9th person in the foto. others say, he just got "over-fucked" before we took this foto.
thats all for today and remember, keep watching

Sweet merciful God. Why am i still awake?

The beat of my heart,The beat of my heart,The beat of my heart,It tears us apart.The beat of my heart,The beat of my heart,The beat of my heart,Now I'm back to the start.To the beat of my,To the beat of my,To the beat of my heart......


and then..... my favourite part......




Away Away,Away Away,Away Away,Away Away,Away Away,Away Away,To the beat of my,To the beat of my heart,Away Away,Away Away,To the beat of my,To the beat of my heart.....



The beat of my heart,The beat of my heart,The beat of my heart,It tears us apart.The beat of my heart,The beat of my heart,The beat of my heart,Now I'm back to the start.To the beat of my,To the beat of my,To the beat of my heart......




annoying?? yup..... the axel f from crazy frog was shit, compared to this song!...

The beat of my heart,The beat of my heart,The beat of my heart,It tears us apart.The beat of my heart,The beat of my heart,The beat of my heart,Now I'm back to the start.To the beat of my,To the beat of my,To the beat of my heart......


hell yeah!!! okay now i needa watch my Honey movie on HBO..
and omg this guy is the most creative porn actor who invented helicopter fuck

I shot the Sheriff, but i didnt shoot the Deputy-eeee.......
Yeah.... today is like history in the making...
Late for the 3rd time....
and came in a school at like 30% of school hour gone
so i came to school at like..... 7.30, then i took the late form and went u-turned my ass back home to burn the hours.. cos i just remembered that today is like a Principal Address, most of the time its fulla crap so i dun care. like went home,
took a crap,
played xBox,
ate a slice of leftover yesterday's pizza,
drank milo,
bathed....AGAIN,
watched MTV,
played online ping-pong
and all this.... in 2hours and 30mins.... and so i was walking- i mean cruising back to school, snail pace, and its chemistry, it was on the comp lab, and by that time it was like oh-so-fuckin late. then i saw mr. burns using the computer. he was like looking at the computer screen in like inches away from his fuckin eyes, and he was typing like a word in like 5 seconds gap..looks at keyboard.... types alphabet.. 5 sec.. looks at screen.. confirm.. repeat, then if he gets an error message, he jolted himself back off and looks of utter shock in his face.... it happens like 8 times, and none fails to make me laugh the fuck out...
then math test, social studies test...
after that dnt, i gave the hottest chick in school her 6-pack of Technical Papers.... so hot... aw ma gawd.. then was like freaking out... wheres my fuckPod? my fuckPod... where is it??? found it. and SOMEONE said that i listened to childish nickelodeon songs.. i mean wtf?? its a good ass song. shes referring it to my Felix Da Housecat songs.
then went to bless myself..... hibernate and then.
the i laughed the fuck out again...
another classic from .Valentin.This Song Is For You.
look at that two malay may and choy... reminds me of hamburglar

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Movie Review Time!!!







This show ratings???

3.5-ish, but nearly a 4 / 5 stars

Cool..... watch it if your feeling interested or have the book itself... Very very very good storyline... nothing sexy = -1 point. But the actor somewhat suck bigtime!! Oh yea... irony, "Why use a chinese actress on a japanese role?"
Oh yea, some kind of a big bad kahuna luck man... After the show =
it rained,
i dropped my rainbow umbrella into the drain,
literally,
then skali,
i walk through the rain,
my stomach pain,
again,
i said bye my mate,
because there is something thats late,
wall thats fate,
then i almost choked,
and i went to the macdonalds for a regular coke,
then i saw a big fat bloke,
and the rain made my shirt totally soaked,
oh yea. thats all folks...
THATs Lame!! i actually rhymed. yea... that shits original and genuine, noewadimsayine??
oh yea fuck... tiffanie was full of shit... but thanks anyways for the ice-tea. really....

I am a Fucking asshole!! Welcome to Hell, Motherfuckers!!!

thats what that chuck guy said in the Happy Live Surprise! and its gay cool... somewhat good like Rising Tied from Fort Minor, that album was cool too... So just now in school, pe, it was okay... lets talk about that later okay???

shit shit shit shit... gotta take this offa my chest!!!! my just now in pe, my team got last place!!... not cos of me... but fuck!!! damn it man!!! a lose is still a lose... cos of SOMEONE!!! but nevermind... i still love you...^^ but fuck you... a sense of defeat always sticks to mind everytime... fuck!!! nevermind!! i will lay my vengeance upon ya'll.... fuck!!!! WORKOUTKATANAWORKOUTKATANAWORKOUTKATANA!!!!..... run fast run fast run fast..... yea... ~firewinx... im refering to you... ARghh.... Work work work... out out out!!!!

oh yeah.. i just saw that smokin hot cashier chick again.... shes smoking hot. And literally smokes.... and she looks sum kinda like that.








okay. anyways, today in chemistry class, we did a practical on testing alkalinity of gases on ammonia gas, and we were like supposed to make a mixture of ammonia carbonate and sodium hydroxide.... and then heat the mixture through a a test tube over a bunsen burner and lay a red litmus paper on the mouth of the test tube. then observe to see whether the paper turns blue. i did it.. and i saw that shit happens as the paper is turning blue, and out of the fucking sudden, the mixture pops out and scalded my fucken hands...and i was like wtf??? I dunno what to do so i just exploded into word vomit.."WHAT THE FUCK!!???!?! AWW SHIT!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!" then everyone looked at me and like did nothing but watched me in awe as i was like struggling to fucking release the test tube and the table was full of books and i got no where to lay the tube, so what i did is that, i opened the sink hole and drop that shit. And that was the last of the test tube... Down to eternal sewer oblivion.... The mixture was washed away from my hands and it was too late because the mixture's reaction takes place too fast and as a result, one patch of absolute baldness -just like a bleach- on my slightly hairy forearm... fuck!!!Oh yeah, forgot to tell you. The smell of ammonia is described as pungent. I did smell that sink hole... and boy, i tell ya. It simply smell like SHIT. Vanessa was like omg, i cant stand that shit anymore. Christy says that the ammonia smell like LIKE. Sam can't stop smelling it.
Then the Mr. Burns was like "arrr... u okaaaaaay????"..
So the ever-cool English class was as always- cool, did journal writing. Then the title is called Rainy Day... I just wrote that Meteorological Division was full of shit... thats that... and after school, i meet Heaven, and like she was making a Charlie and the fuckin Chocolate Factory Monopoly Board Game. Then was like yaya papaya talk and shit until i forgot to take back my math textbook. Told her to bring the book back home for me... Till now,... shes still complaining. But nevermind, cos im treating her to a movie show.. And the movie is gonna fucking rule!

"To all you gays out there, i would like to introduce you all to my show called The Memoirs Of The Gay-sha" -Sgt. Hazzy

Dude! Two words... "Thats Gay" .lame.loser.whatever.moron.

FIGHT NIGHT!!

i am so appalled. she hates ayumi hamasaki!! lets look at an online debate:

Topic:

V.S.

im the .california table grape commision and Ain is the . Valentin... round 1 go

. california table grape commission says:

OH!!! SHIT!!!!!!

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

HAHAHAHA! I'M SO LURVING IT

. california table grape commission says:

im so against u man! ayumi is not jiwang... its what you call soul...

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

WUDEVER!

. california table grape commission says:

at least better than alicia!

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

i dun lyk ayumi!

. california table grape commission says:

. california table grape commission says:

I love ayumi man!!

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

Cant pronounce INGEEERRRRIIISSSHHH properly...

. california table grape commission says:

Oh look im alicia. i sang tha same thang everay time...

. california table grape commission says:

i got nuh varieteh

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

yeah yeah.. wuddever...

. california table grape commission says:

ahhahah

. california table grape commission says:

i win

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

better den sum unknown jap gurl singing lyk a loser in english!

. california table grape commission says:

oh my god... anyone knows ayumi hamasaki... just ask any gals

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

oh... they dun lurve her...

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

i dunno her...

. california table grape commission says:

yes they do..

. california table grape commission says:

everyone knows her...

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

Gals dun listen to her... oni CINA bukit!

. california table grape commission says:

hahahah

. california table grape commission says:

i listen!

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

yes...

. california table grape commission says:

so?

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

mat bukit lyk u

. california table grape commission says:

hahahah.... omg ur killing me

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

JIWANG MAH!

. california table grape commission says:

NO!!!

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

YES! Im so Ganna kill YOU!

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

Gonna*

. california table grape commission says:

okok...

. california table grape commission says:

stop that shit...

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

i win

. california table grape commission says:

NO.

. california table grape commission says:

I Win

. california table grape commission says:

hahahha

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

U said STOP!

. california table grape commission says:

NO

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

The Magic word... DAMN IT!

. california table grape commission says:

no... i just cant stand it.

. california table grape commission says:

its so like against me

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

YES!

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

I noe dat!

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

. california table grape commission says:

ok... u win... whatever...

. california table grape commission says:

let u win scared u cry

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

YEAH Baby

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:

i wont cry...

I lost i think.

Then after sometime...... Round 2. Fight.

. california table grape commission says:
ok... i win
.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:
Whu DIED??
.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:
YOU!
.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:
I WIN!
. california table grape commission says:
okok... stoppit...
. california table grape commission says:
i win already... no need to talk already
.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:
WOO HOO!
.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:
I WON!
. california table grape commission says:
WOO HOO i win
.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:
YEYE!
. california table grape commission says:
NO!!
.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:
Okay...
. california table grape commission says:
yeye ma ass
.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:
here's ur prize!
.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:
MY SHIT!
. california table grape commission says:
yea... u can eat it..

.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:
UR PRIZE! DAMN IT!
. california table grape commission says:
no... i very generous... since u said u win...
.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:
no... if i win i get sumthing nicer n better.... Not sumthing disgusting...
. california table grape commission says:
yea... something nicer...
. california table grape commission says:
my sexy shit
.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:
no..
.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:
not from u damn it...
.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:
Alicia is still the best!
. california table grape commission says:
Ayumi is the bestest
.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:
oh.. there's no such word as bestest...
. california table grape commission says:
Yea.. there is... u just dont know it....
.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:
so... not the best
. california table grape commission says:
kwang3
.Valentin.This Song Is For You. says:
i noe..cos mrs poh said theres no such word as BEST'EST'
. california table grape commission says:
yea... yea.. so what... it still means that ayumi wins

FKO'ed!!!

That shows everything. I win. that was a simple:

see people.... i fuckin rule. anyways i lovve both artist.. im just looking for some danger.. cos this morning i heard of the saying, Hell hath no fury like a women scorned...

Puhlease... suck me man....

ok m so need go for a dinner and shit.

aw shit. what a day. i watched hbo. dvd. hbo. and it was like i watched independence day and then like i watched blade 2 and then late at nite, i watched commando. yea, commando, the show that arnold suchanigger became the main protagonist.. i know. im like wasting my time since this is an important year for me and im supposed to do something important like studying and shit. well you know what? i just did. so suck me, man!.
oh yea and omg i just read the straits times this morning, and like the 3rd page exhibits two possibly-nerds standing and like the article of the two duechebag was all about music download. it was unbelievable. ten tears of jail and $100G's fine if found guilty. take that bitch. one was a malay short fag with "oh-so-im-tryin-to-be cool" specs, prolly never had a girlfriend kind of face and looks the part for a total-full blown facial total nerd that bedwets everyday and listen to pirate emo/goth musics and stupidly distributes the musics to other peoples. cant stand his face. he can just lick both my ballsweat and nut crust.the other one on the right is a fat fuck probably fuckin weight a quarter ton. and he wears a t-shirt that is so big that it magnifys the brand -Guess Wear- , making it a mere advertisement. a malay man again, which is fat.. slapped 4 charges from EMI, Sony, Universal and BMG musics. as you can see people, im making a public announcement ...

Be Fuckin Selfish.

Never share files. Accept them. or you may consider being just like these fuckin tools and got arrested and your sorry ass to court. i just cant stand stupid peoples. Those two must have been like feeling: "oh!! i feel so macho and hero, fuckdapolice! also i love to share and donate to everyone! woohoo! donate! yea! im starting to get turned on!". Thanks to these 'smartfucks', thousand other peoples out there that downloaded their songs are smiling their ass while listening the received song while the two got their ass to jail. thank you dudettes. I would like to THANK all the peoples that recieved music files and never shared. you rock. you are just like me! be selfish.

Okay fuck those two fagtards already. so just now i was like cha-ching bitches! I was thinking of getting ready for chinese new year or in these case, Happy mew year! (notice the 'n' is changed to 'm' cos of that a i heard an old nonya mispronounced and it sounds mean-cool yeah?) but its gonna be like in few weeks times. Quite a long period till the event itself, but who cares anyways? the purpose of having me bringing this subject up is that my bimbo sis just bought a lucky cat. Lucky cat aka yellow cat, brings mad cash aka fortune when faces to the Westside aka west. Heres tha cat itself:












So cool. I am so getting something like that IN MY ROOM. ASAP, man. My uncle got tat cat last year and he recieved a big bangin' bonus. Im talking about in your face bonus. So thats why im getting one of these. And they say, surrounding yourself with gold would bring prosperity.
So, i decided to get this shit or more:

friday the 13th.bitch!

yeah... todays friday the 13th. bitch. yeah. this morning, i listened to this song Rock Ya Body from Fat Joe, and i was like cant stop saying the n word. man. it was the part when that fat guy said: niii..GGAa!! and it i cant stop saying it like i had a faggy disease and i was like = hey ron, can u pass me that spoon, nigga?and (oh yea.. i just watched Run's House on MTV just now. and was like sick cool. So it was RON'S HOUSE!!!) and sit. Tell u more shit later. Coming up later: the faggy fat guy. what happened today in school and my exclusive i-dont-give-a-fucks...

gotta watch tv!!

NOOOOoooooooooOOOooooooooo *gasp* OOOOOOoooooooooOOOO!!!!

Nike KATANA!!!!! Little Bitch!! Tiffanie baby, i am so so frickin pissed.. i am so gonna get one.

Gonna so release my utter dismay and hate when im jogging later at 3-fuckin-am

No Stories Today... GTFO

Nike Katana!!!

NOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOoooooooooooo *gasp* OOOOOOoooooooooOOOO!!!!

Nike KATANA!!!!!

oh my god. came to school late. like real late. Fuck! i came to school real late. so decided to take my damn time to walk to school. so i was like fuck man, yesterday was a big fuck party, so your gonna blame this dude for being late? no one blames nothing about aftermath. so take my shit or eat it. anyways he frankly and honestly the main reason for being late is that after i did the blog yesterday, i watched the once-a-month wrestling pay-per-view. Yeah! WWE Armageddon bitches!! Late at the fuckin night.Dead between 1am to 3-4am. Wrestling wrestling wrestling! Bet ya momma wont let u watch tv that late. That goes to all you wussy wrestlingcard-playing kids. You guys needa get a better hobby. But nevermind, cardplaying is cool. I always believed that geeks would be a real man one day.
So back to my latecoming part. I was like taking my own sweet ass time to school. Anyways, its my second time late already and I was like went to the Shell gas station to buy some gummy dinosaur pack which is kinda ex but nevermind. Then, the unthinkable happened, i saw someone behind me. And its a student! I watched her arrival with utter dismay. And it turns out to be - Bee Ting... I didnt know any fuckin one could be any later than me. Its just like someone beating your high-score in Snake2 or Super Mario. Shit. So waited for her and was like talking to her with masked smile but within me was sheer grief and pain deep in the heart(omg, im gonna pass out) while walking the extra 2oom to school.
Then entered the class while munching the gummy dinosaur. And im like yo, wtf?? its english for first two period. So was like the lessons all about presentation. Just show pictures of your holiday. Boring. Boring. Boring. CME was fucked cause of Gayboy Ron. Yeah. RONS HOUSE!!!. then school school school. oh yea. like when i was like eating the remains of like the gummy dinosaur, the others was like (*inaudible* gimme gimme... ...gimme some.. gimme...) then i gave the whole bag to like one of them and like the rest was like swarming around the bag. Its like you know the part in Matrix Reloaded where Neo was like attacked by alot of Agent Smith? Yea. something like that. Poor little gummy bag. Oh yea. Hot chick got the second last piece, and i got the last. Oh yea... So was like Oh yea :)... then after school was like i went home and megabath my ass then straight to sleep. then my o my. I woke up and watched wrestling again. This time WWE Raw 2006. Boring now. And waited here and like waiting for the Relient K download from Linette Chen. Result=Crappy Post cos the Relient K was sick nice!! thanks...

oh yea i forgot, here. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gummy_bears. to learn more about me.

fuck yeah... score!!! i scored yesterday... in my dream... nah... just finished my english homework and it really gives u a great feeling of accomplishment.a great rewarding feeling and like a somewhat redemption . i dont fuckin know. its been like that since i started school when i was 5. its almost a conspiracy. but who care.. after that i went down and buy more gummy bear and potay-to chip. yeap with the french dips . and fuck... the hot cashier wasnt there.. oh yea... forgot to tell ya what happened today... its hari raya haji... its like a day where the riched give food to the needy.some families of the islamic community enjoys them while some doesnt.. some families donates to the needy while some recieve them. my family just sitting on the side-line. the way they donate is by giving lamb meat to the needy for food. know more by surfing the net which you fucking are right now. so i slept late yesterday and i woke up at 3pm. yea.. 3 pm odd(yeah.im copying the odd phrase from someone)... so i woke up. and grab a controller and play the xbox. a good waking up routine indeed. then i bathed and wore the traditional costume... i took pics of myself wearing it with my family... too aloof to show it. too gay. also this year the family dress colour code is pink.. so its feels so hyper-metrosexual. so me, the bimbo and my sister go to my grandma house first since like my mum and dad went there already.... we took a damn cab... and like the taxi driver listened to Abba and like turned it up oh-so fucking loud. and when we were at my grandma house, a person messaged me. unknown number. and claimed that he/she is my girlfriend.... and im like who the fuck is this. and later found out its a she. the way she modelled her smses was so sexy so i gotta give credit to her. (i spit in the face, of people who dont want to be sexy). going to meet her someday. never known her name.. her number is 9189626(beep). last number deleted due to privacy purposes... those who are willing to try using all number combinations, i say, go ahead. oh yea... then there is my hot cousin at my grandma house. and then like when shes going home, i treated her to a gummy candy. shes hot... but who cares already. so back to my grandma house, i slept on my grandma's bed(without her on it) and woke up. and listened to my iPod cos its so so boring over there... just food in the table.. and relatives chit-chatting in malay. i dont really like conversating in malay. its too "simple". so after that, i went to my grandpa house which is my fathers side. the rich side. there... people talk real loud same thing as their outfit. hearing boisterous laugh is a mere nothing. everything real big. and thats why they are cool. and so as my dad. and so as me. like daddy like kid. and my uncle com there is super state-of-the-fucking-art. it requires water cooling system to cool the processor. and also the big ass sound system. and sound proofing looks gay cool. as a result making the room looks like a NASA fuck lab. and yea. then we got some of the extra meat from the mosque nearby.(this shows Singapore is becoming too prosperous). so like there is like a chef. yeap. a chef.(rich, remember?) to prepare tha lamb meat... and like we ate sirloin. and like went home. then i did the shit journal homework. what did you do for the first few week in school. erm lemme guess, i fucked around?jacked and jerked off? does that count? lame...so bye

shit... today is busy busy busy..... im doing this damn short-ass blog now at 3am in the freak-ang mour-nang. so yester-today was school was monotonous and shit... as always. but sexy chic was there to put a cherry on top of a boring day marble cake. so then there was like in english class where we was like call the two groups with some hopeless fucking tools but they were alrite for the bazaar thing then we was like need to come up with someting to like sell... and plus our theme is like music and games... so we was like wanna mix that shit together and like make a.... omg. haunted house. yea... make a haunted house shit... get more to that shit someday in the weeks... yea,... then after school was all the way straightforward.... went to my daddy shop and like help him sell kuey and like my god the damn shop was like banging boom... its so busy i forgot wad happened.... then at 12am i left the shop and like walk home from boon keng to cambridge. cos the damn mrt got shut the shit down... so i stopped by my neighbourhood supermart. then i bought $12 worth of gummies(no fuckin kidding so shut the fuckup) and the cashier was like smokin hot.an instant HIT.and she is wad u call MaChing (malay+chinese:)but nvm my original sexy chic in mhss is still sexier. she look like Quistis shes a from FF8 (picture^^ like that but kinda black hair but not long. looks like librarian. not really but close)and guess wad? i sat with her talked and share my ipod... fuck... forgot to ask her name. so then i went home and like have a mega bath after a long day from work... and now im like sitting in my damn com typing this shit.... er.. more shit tml!!! and i think this post is like snized-mashed cos its to hectic busy just now and i need to go to sleep. tomorroes a big day. hari raya haji.

my total bimbo sister(yea thats her with the tryin-to-be-american-but-cannot-make-it friends back from a neoprinting spree in heeren) told me a fuckin joke. yesterday her class mate which is in St Margaret Girls School(i dunno wtf her name is). Forgot to wear her bra on a CCA lesson. And she then asked the CCA teacher to lend her a bra. Then the teacher...... Gave her a jacket.... im like:OMG!!
Haha.now and im like messing around with christy in the net and told her im emo (which im not) and shit then she feel so guilty tat she go offline. rofl. wait a call.!!. and OMG its christy:

christy:hey tell me wad happened
me:i feel so emo.
christy:why?? what happened?
me:i just shit all over my pants
christy:why?
me:i feel so fat
christy:huh?
me:i wanna force vomit all over myself... help me.
christy: wat did the karamjit(my PE teacher.absolutely nothing to do with anything) said to you?
me:nothing.la
me:tell me wad should i do?
christy:i dunno.. tell me wad happen? quick tell me maybe i can help you
me:i feel so emo
christy:why?
(then shit. i laughed)
christy:yea RIGHT!!!
OMG.

Good new shit!!! Yesterday, I bought the Green Day album, Bullet In A Bible. It was so so cool so cool that im telling you its nearly a warning. Thanks Tre Cool. The songs are not gay.. Didn't know the fans in United Kingdom are so mad wild, man.. and also my, oh my, what a bang for my buck buck. The album is so value-for-ye-money that the music is so enthralling coool and pure hard rock in your fat face. Straight blast to a full-blown facial.. Hands down, bar none since Limp Bizkit's, The Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water. Im saying this because the album is that cool that when you go to sleep, you would be like "omg wtf i shoulda listen to that shit again" then you would like slice your sleep period to half just by listening to it and woke up the next day telling yourself "that shit was good"which soon after awhile branding yourself a Green Day fan.
Okay, Im not exaggerating one bit nor performing a non-profit advertisement for this band. I woke up at 4pm today. Its just that cool. Youknowwhati'msaying?
Well, yesterday, after buying that shit from the music store in Novena Square, i went home and like wanna go to Cine to buy the small pink Gloomy Bear thingy and i was like tryin to like make it match my boring black iPod so that it would add an additional feature to make it look sissy-metrosexual-cool. Then, i received a call from Mr Inuyashit.And it goes like this:

"Ay, Stupid!! Want anot? Go eat and then play pool. Or how about this la, we going K after that? Want anot???"

then i said "what the fuck is K?" (at the point i was thinking that we would be like taking the drug Ketamine or shit like that because i know whats a K okay. And this guy sounds like his 'high' into that shit) then he said "K-Box la stupid" and i was like 'oh' then i told tat guy to call me later when hes confirmed and shit. The whole conversation has one word to describe it: Touching. Who the fuck do he think i am? Some kinda full-time beng that eat out everyday, play pool just to make themself feel cool when there are other waaay better things funner to do than that besides arcade which is under my category of beng-or-trying-to-be-beng-but cannot-make-it sport.(nothing wrong with playing pool or arcade, but its just that it has been stereotyped with common bengsters) and also adding another techno-bling to the beng factor is: Kbox. A.K.A Karaoke. Its like wtf man...Simply imagine: Me, a mic, a tv with cheesy emo mv with glowing words careening across the bottom of the screen and last but not least and also the best,the omg Cantonese music. A standard wtf. Class. Im talking abt me. Yea. Me. In that shit. Not gonna happen hose'. So they was like yo lets go to Parklane. A standard Ah Beng hangout but nevermind its still an okay place to hang hang since what happened when Edmund bike was stolen. Actually Edmund's bike RIM got stolen. I was in the police back seat dammit. Tell you more somedays later. So back to Parklane. We played arcade... nevermind..well, we met up with two more of our frens and played common shits. Sega Daytona.Puzzle Bobble. House of the Dead. Street Fighter 2. OMG. But nevermind then they wanna eat somewhere which wtf i dunno. So i go astray from them as they eat some chicken rice or something like that from a place called Kopi and Tea Place which is just beside Meat U There. I went to a food bazaar and there was a Ramly stall. Like omg i thought that shit was only available in Malaysia? Their burgers are like THE SHIT baby. Then I tried something different so i chose the Cheese Hotdog.And the word Cheese really matches to its name. Hotdog bun inside lightly fried with egg,chilli sauce and mayo(duh!),some veggie,cheddar cheese, sprinked cheese and a cool cheese injected sausage. Then after eating, we met up, and wadyaknow? More Arcade.Arcade Arcade Arcade. Played the punch machine and the techno sequence game just like Dance Dance.. then after that we went out, trying to decide where to go. Well lets just say, Mr Inuyashit was there simply spelling the decide is the mother of all decide. He needa pause and think. Its just like adding (him)gasoline into the decide fire. Simply wasted 20 minutes of my life just deciding. Its just going on circle. What if can? What if cannot? then after that, he would ask again What if can?.... One group wanna go La Viva in CHIJMES and the other wanna go home and play maple. Then the other says, the moon is still nice so lets go around town. So i was like wanna go home since its gonna rain. Plus i forgot, i got to buy some baking stuff for my momma cos shes baking some Oatmeal Cookie. So cant go to the Cold Storage there cos its already 11pm. So the nearest supermarket still open in the 10km radius is: Mustafa. So we split and some went home while i go to Mustafa. The place was unbelievably packed the fuck out.. just realised it was Saturday. Place was filled with bangl-oops i mean foreign worker. Luckily, there was no aerosol snow spray sales there. Heard of the molest case? and.. luckily i coverd my nuts. Heard of gay banglas? ok... so i went in and was like in a search of self-raising flour. I asked alot of the dudes there. Out of 3 ,near none understands what the fuck is English. Then divine interventions came. I saw my cousin with her soon-to-be husband. They are 20y/o plus yuppie and i asked her where can i find my shits.. Smooth jab of her finger points to the direction area with a babble of useful guides. Then, waddyaknow? i found it. so i buy that plus some milk and a canned butter and magazines and 6-pack can of cokes. Then after that i went home. Saw my dad and my sis(not the bimbo) watching wrestling.Put the Green Day album to the stereo radio. Bathed. I know, my speakers are loud ya? Yea. broke the barrier of my room and my toilet wall. Got out. Wear my Homer Simpsons boxers. Turned that shit off(radio)... After that, i went asleep and was like "omg wtf i shoulda listen to that shit again"...

shit. woke up and my sis was like :yo get the fuck up... pimp my ride is on..that is gay... just watched the pimp my ride from mtv. you know, the host:fat rapper xzibit pimping fugly cars out to shiny nice ones.this week is abt this women driving a white dent-laden 1970- Caddillac.. first ugly and run down cos she crashes alot of time(yea, i heard alot that girls totally sucked at driving and i think this could be one of the reasons but may not be..) then they like made it like "refurbished and stuff" and make it shiny pink and chromed the wheels out.and then the revealing part of the car, the women was like Oh my Garrrd for like everytime..oh yea... like Oh mah' Gard, this is mah' carr? and she was wearing a green top and makes it remind me of like tiffanie which like say the word like for like alot of time and like yeah... So.. then after the show, i was expecting for like MTV Non-Stop Hits or some other cooler shit.. then there was kinda like unexpected "sequel-ish" English version. Yep... Pimp my Ride. English style.. Didnt noe theres such shit...its like that dude/host was a total west coast gangsta wanna-be man.... its mere joke... its just like imagine a GangstaGoth.hahaha... and that you just got pimped part, u noe when the host pull the collar(pop' da collar.. dunno wad it means) is starting to suck dick already....

there stupid foto.....

ah... im gonna blog tml so:
tomorrow then...
stupid foto

oooh... new shit... just got his blog... never had a blog... good shit! dunno abt the stuffs in here.... so first post should or must be one of the stupidest one...