just got back from jogging with Ron, yeah this guy:
his first ever ramp jump...... if you look a little bit closer, you'll see an erection... such aerial experience turns him on....
lets just say, it was... WAS. gettit? damn. im so feelin chiselled. we jog through the perimeters of Balestier... its 5km+ bitch! and jonathan was so jealous..damn im cool stuff.. cos he was supposed to join us, but he ended up staying at home. and he expected to join us and have a round of manly love. wanted us to fuck him in the ass till it bleeds or a sloppy blowjob. yuck!!
moving on..... i just got an album from lala. gosh i miss her ass so bad.... it was oooh wee..
she gave me this album from katie melua...,. thanks baby.
oh yea baby, i want Goldfrapp's album..
and speaking of missing someone alot,
i miss this chic.... she left to New Zealand today... so sad. it gets emo as it becomes.
heres her foto:
cute foto.miss you~
and this dude:
sent me this paragraph of .... somewhat tryin to make me try to try laugh.(geddit?)
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will answer.
..................wtf dude...................
(oh yea. i cant stand ppls when they hear sumthing lame, they say = 'dots'. literally, cos its sounds so transexual. just like saying L-O-L when they hear sumthing funny. dude ya'll ain't shit to be cool.)
heres another one. classic gay joke :
Our local minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures made a few weeks ago.
The first Sunday, his sermon lasted 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached for an hour and a half.
I asked him about this. He then told me "well, John, that first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were still hurting a lot. Now the third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures AND I COULDN'T STOP TALKING!"
and a lame hat trick:
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."
Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental expense.
Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, and finally the man called his b
i am looking for tat smile!! says:
his brother again to find out what was going on.
"Well," said the other brother, "you said to do something nice for Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo."
wtf? thats lame, stupid and lame. you stupid loser. i mean you fuckin loopid. get it u jabroni?hahah(i love that word. Jabroni)... nah jus kidding... thanks for sending me.. loopid!!
hehe, im so dead.
then i recieved neoprint fotos, i gotta say, it looks like porn:
9 ppls in here.this is so dreamy just like a jap porn webbie. notice the bottom right of the foto, you see a half moon of mr dragons face. this method is stylishly called: mooning.
and i know what mooning is.
9 ppls in here... it looks like everyone got ass-fucked. notice mooner is enjoying it and the guy on the toppest left looks like he's violently ramming his cock to the fat guy in front, which has a face shows of total disbelief.
and the last one:
8ppls. some say mooner covered the mysterious 9th person in the foto. others say, he just got "over-fucked" before we took this foto.
thats all for today and remember, keep watching
Sweet merciful God. Why am i still awake?
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