your mama so flat, she got jealous of that wall..

hungryy///


my random shit.



no comments (the express class)

dude wheres my passport??

this is urs??

how sweet, brotherly gay love..

At work..

my father's employee: mr. salihin, i think you need to go to school now
me: What the fuck??
my father's employee: fuck yes...

dnt was so cool.. after that i found out that i ordered a 4 pieces of 440x440mm pinewood and teak.... totally, weight: 8kg..

someone eating miso soup + korean cold noodle.

so it was a boring night last night and i played
"Yo mama so fat" with matman on msn.. and damn hes good. was like Pyro vs Iceman.. it was an intense fight and heres some thats spewed from the fray:

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat when she bungie jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.