Creation (the story of)

A long time ago, like during those Giraffe Park times, there was this dude called, God, and he was really big, and like, everywhere, but nobody could see him, cause he was like indivisible or something. So he could like go in chicks locker rooms undetective, except there were no chicks or locker rooms or anything else there. so he said, "This Sucks." then he said "Let There Be Stuff ." And there was the earth and stuff.


And God thought Earth was pretty cool, but still no naked chick, so he made one. And a naked dude, too. And they like did it a bunch of times and gave birth to all the people in the world.(Scientist calls this the Big Bang Theory)
But they didnt have money to take care of them all, so their kids had to like go find jobs and stuff.
But by then monkeys had learned to use power tools so like they had to complete with them for jobs and it was hard. hard. so they did it some more.