Ayumi Hamasaki - M
Dynamite MC - After Party
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First day in camp 12 to 1 am, called Samantha for miscellany stuffus..
7 am, woke up "real early" thanks to sam and her creepy laugh(it goes like: ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh. slow and sequential)..
went there by cab. and heard that everyone would be in the control station, but it turns out that theres not even a single monkshillian souls in braddell mrt. PSK ppls..
so went to jssc, ALONE. and guess what?? my mates were chauffered driven there by a turbocharged Volvo.. and the rest actually arrived LATE and went to Mac'ers for their breakfast. and went to sign up for registry.. and like saw that Kids Central fella, called: Zureen(insane) if im not wrong. he starred in the show called Block 523. lol. nothing. tot hes gonna be nerdy. but he wasnt after i found out later that he slept beside me in the tent.
anyways, after that. there were like buses pickin up batches of peeps to the Sarimbun itself. and so went there. and there the hall filtered the peeps to their own schs.. oh yea, the Jamiyah Business School peeps posseses some kinda real logical mentality. no intention of offense,but they are some kinda linear-minded bunches. i dun know but they came in stripe tees(yeah, right "topshop". you convinced me enuff mr. mat) jeans, black straps 'n' studs, and make-ups.. well, waddyaknow, vanity before safety. its a camp, dammit. jeans are like.. nvm.
anyways we were having activities like uncanny ice breaking tools like this one:
friendship bingo
25. lol..so after tat, we were assigned to camp groups. and were given alphabets as a starter for our group names. and raised our tents. and back to the MPH(multi purpose hall).
oh yea, samantha got a tape nametag which says: SAM
she complained: wrong spelling!! its: sam the cute, can?
later at nite, we did discussion for the cultural nite on the other day. and the draw lots landed us a suay one for us to perform. we got: Malay Dance.. and i know we're doomed. but somehow we didnt..
Second day:
the main event for the day was: race against time.
we did King of the Hill twice! its like okay, im dirty, im gonna clean up.. okay done, yay.. then another king of the hill activity.. i tell ya, that event was like terminator. ill be back
its like we're supposed to climb up a hill covered in canvas/groundsheet and the instructor at the top, pours a combination of detergent and water, and the group's like supposed to get up the "hill",with the bombarding soap and water everyone kept slipping down to the satanic mudpatch of damnation. it was a blast!! . actually my sternum, tricep and shoulder hurts like fuck with 3-5 of my jaguar comrades standing on load. but it was fun nonetheless. the second king of the hill was jus side and die.
so theres another one, dunno waht the name of the event called but its the one that we needa move ourselves with the platform given which consists of wooden blocks and planks. it was kind of a simple task, but the catch: we needa sing, all the way, non stop.. prolly that was one of the factors that results of my husky voice, now. not including the frequent cheers which was done near hundreds of times and all.
another demented activity: caterpillar.. im sure everyone has done this before but the one i did was done on grass, infested with warrior red ants and yucky whatever. . but particularly for this, my mates were wearin their soon-to-be-disposed water activities shoes and the environment done was near eco-wasteland. also the sexyass wasnt sexy with her bionic muscular-but-small legs coiling over my puny starving stomach like a cobra.. i swear i was feeling like: Ghek Sai. and Aidil in front was ninja fast and sucked my leg into some kinda non-sexual thrust. gosh, i gotta tell you, it was Hardcore hard. safe to say, im the least sissy-est dude around, but somehow caterpillar was simply a WTF-er.
after tat we played our favourite Hawaiian-Five-O Ship game!!
i dont know why, but we certainly enjoyed it so fucking much. its so damn kickin. and my grp's people were very "song-song strong" and maybe thats why we enjoyed ourself so much!! simply the best group hands down, bar none.. wad we only think of is just having fun and we find winning unneccesary. maybe thats why jaguars are like one of the endangered species if im not wrong. seems like everyone is induced with viagra or cocaine and bags of skittles.. we are like hyper hyper.. oh yea i almost forgot. cultural night! . dunno, what to say, but our learning curve is short or something, but the routine was real easy peasy but moving it is hard though we took a long time and our performance was near crash course and instantaneous the good-est HAH.. we rule. punks. and songs used
emo anthem: welcome to the black parade - MCR
and
gay anthem: sexyback - justin timberlake
result: kick ass malay dance. woot.
oh woke my dude jaguars to bathe.. at an appropriate timing, and guess wad? they din bathe the day after.. u see. u see what i told yall. :P
Day 3.. we're supposed ot do some kinda amazing race. i knew jun xian's group is gonna own in this, and yes it did, but for my team, we din really paid particular attention for wining the entire race. went:
padang,
waterworks fountain,
citylink,
4 chopsticks,
esplanade,
bugis,
chinatown,
merlion,
malay village,
arab street
etc. and other places which i din know even existed, oh yea, we see alot of ERECTIONS.. lol
there was a point where we were like walking non-stop and everywhere we went, we sang songs from banana song, to the fruit song and the 1-2-3 left right ringtone. we were on drugs lol. had fun QC-ing at gals all thanks to our instructor.
haha, everyone was enjoying myself so much. thanks to our sponsor ICON@bugis as we went there twice to collect helium-filled balloons! and we took like more than 25-plus balloons. and ICON@bugis, its our honour to be an associate for your advertising campaign.. and Syirr taught us How To Have Fun With Helium.. and all of us were sucking in the helium and we sounded damn funny.
oh we cheated for the event, lol. we went to the NLB for their internet facility to look for the answers of the amazing race.
and at night was the camp fire... and there was this dancing QUEEN challenge, and SEXYASS! was burnin the dancefloor.. she was blindfolded and afterwhich, one by one, dancers were eliminated. JJ were cheering their asses off! and broke our voices.. thanks sexyass// but she paused and got second. lost to some malay chic, which dances non stop(possible crack addict).. well theres also the dancing KING.. they picked me.. well, if you all know me well enough, im aggressive competetive person. an ATHLETE.(yaya) do whatever to win, and yes i did. i cheated my ass all the way to 3rd placing.. :D muahahaha i was a dancing puppet. well anyways, winning wasnt important after all. and then after tat we did our cheer with the volume THX-quality DTS surround sound powered and released our balloons, auld lang syne'd and then revealing of angel and mortals, my mortal is so cute.. and guess wad?? my angel was nurul.. and im like: wtf? really? haha.. no wonder she was so nice to me.. tellin me all the malay tradition and all. ahahah [= and then PRESS PLAY! Disco! it was a serious nutter.. mira and sexy ass were party animals. woahahaha. and jovy was like: hey, im sad and bored.. dance wit me/haha.. and i did. whatever. she was feelin miserable, and currently still feels like tat., anyhos. after that, we din gif a fuck abt the movie under the stars(madagascar. nigga please) instead we went to the dinning area to BOND. i was torn between my fellow dudes and dudettes from mother monks hill and the new found friends.. well anyho, i can meet my fellow mhss frens anytime anyday. so we played truth (no dare, prolly big eye julie is the only one that pulled off the banana dance in front of everyone.), and we asked uncomfy questions, also laughing our asses off. it was FUN. i wonder how much fun my fellow mhssians had with the indian poker.
afterwards, we promised each other that we're gonna bathe together at 4am. and next thing i know, i woke up at 6.30. lol.
Last DAY!! we're the last group to strike them tents, irony cos we built them the fastest, back in day 1.. but still,we were singin and unpitchin' with different pitch.. hahahaha, a more noticable sign of voice breaking.. cleaning up, we had "fun" looking for that one missing PEG!. and then we played the ship game. again! grp photos, prize presentation, yada yada.. sad as we went back to JSSC and i was selected to be campteen alumni meeting. and went lunch at kfc(ran by deaf peoples.. LOL) with "jammer" abigail(oh yea, she got an impeccable taste of music, can?) , kenneth, sexy ass and sammie.. we're like popping straws real killer loud and those deaf ppls cant hear it at all..and damn ROFL.. and haha sexy ass is so pro in racist jokes.. lol.. we stayed there unleashing our dying breath of laughters.. like an aftermath of laugh war.. croaking then back home.. bathed my ass off and i went online.. and again. them again JUICY JAGUAR.. oh i gotta say, the camp was beyond enjoyment. this camp far from what i expected.... tot its gonna be some kinda camp jim. but it was a total contrary..
with peoples like:
sam, sexyass, kenneth, anba, karthik, daryl, aidil, mimie, mira, cheng ning, maria, nina, nurul, mid, julie, jovin, ada and syirr!!
lol... i love my group. i love them i love them!
for my JAGUARS!! was a waste that i din bring my cam. just banana me baby!
and i like owe gratitudes and attitudes to my dudes:
sam the emo,
I LOVE YOUR FRECKLES!
but how suay.. why are you in my group!! tsk.. fate. erm, sad thing my brit'en is bett'er then ye brit'en, babeh..
history of the Juicy Jaguar name.
me: i wan it to be jaguar.
sam: no, juicy.
me: jaguar.
sam: juicy!
me: jaguar dammit!!
sam: juicy la!! okay okay, why not: juicy jaguar.. how bout tat?
me and the rest: alright.
sexy ass,
got nothing much to say about your obsessions with bananas, but ur dance was bananas..that song buttons by PCD was made very hazardous by none of the lan-cing queens but you.. matter of fact, i think you should've won lor. so learn more dance steps, go break a leg!. and err.. continue to shake that thing.. go look for me when you think ur "advanced" enuff.. lol i sound so shi-fu.
kenneth blaine,
mr street magic.. i knew the trick.. but it jus requires alot of practice and fast skilled-ed fingers.. i can like reveal the biggest "psychic" skill to everyone, but though it was cool and entertainin' nonetheless. oh yap. enjoy st. pats. erm, hope u can find a way to bend plastic forks and spoons instead. oh, and u got more of that malay accent than me..
sial lah, that tent damn smelly, bodoh - from this chinese man
anba chocolate bar,
thanks for putting up with our indian jokes, irony. cos ur indian and u laughed, and also its supposed to be a racial camp.. lol. erm, good luck wit ur magic stick. sad that u gotta fly all the way back to india and we gotta meet in vivo without our little anba..
karthik,
the another half of the juicy jaguar's KITKAT twins. he slept with a punjabi suit. and the smell of his side of the bed. omg.. sometimes, i almost wanna blast my fist to your face but nvm. please change.. we got faith in you. please haf more style.. dun raise ur socks.
send my regards to your gf in aus lol.
daryl,
helium, flat top lol. maris stella..
if im a millionaire, im more than willing to sponsor you to INSTALL bracers.. lol.. funny.
HAHAHAH. rofl. loll. i laugh for nothing everytime i think of this guy.
aidil
enjoy ka chuak!you took the helium and said: nothing!! then u took it again, and it goes like narrttheeinng.. hahah. he got samantha as his bro's girlfriend. erm, this guy has ALOT of girlfriends i tell ya. lol. erm, we go high late at nite with insect repellant and one of my many laughing racist joke buddies.. haha. oh yea. hook me up with a chic when i need. can?
mimie,
he likes to masterbed lol... its masturbate. dammit! nah, dunno whether he loves masturbating, but the joke from this guy here damn funny. erm, oh yea, i wrote this half only for your half singaporean side, lol..
mira,
the food vacuum. lol. fuckin cute can?. guys out there whose interested with her, dun ever bring her to buffets like seoul garden. waste money. lol. oh yea, u sure can dance real well and ur drawing skills kills lol.. real sweet. go art school! yay.
try eating with bigger scoops when using spoons. lol
maria enigma,
Listen to Ayumi Hamasaki - M .. Please.. lol. erm, u got alot of potential. expecially when u led us kick-ass performance of malay dance. but sad thing that u emo-ed all the way, and u stare at us in a scary manner. heh.. but we find you real motivating at most times.. so keep ya head up real high, yeah?!
nina,
also known as kanina, love to hear your british accent. and your really a sports car lor.. dun believe me. Lotus is also a British-Malaysian car manufacturer lor.. erm, u look like angmoh, but speak like a typical local. thats so wrong. erm.. better speak up more.. u laugh more than u talk.. which i find damn creepy.
cheng ning,
wo de mortal.. lol
你是很好的凡人。以某种方法，你多数时候使我变得幸福 以及我不知道为什么..
其大象我的好朋友一样有你 用于是我的朋友的感谢. 我真正欣赏它。一天，我将在听比赛视你为废物，在我足够努力地和长期训练以后 直到我的水平是足够高的
看转交到在 vivo 城市再度看见你
我期待你无论什么认为我刚刚说
我爱程 tng
LOL
nurul rule,
my Angel. lol. and this angel wans a date with me.. lol. how cute. what an angel.. but dunno whether she was a good angel or not. well, she actually came to the camp with a single badminton racket.. dunno what her intention was maybe she tot that theres another person to bring one.. also.. at least if u bring two, ppls can play right? haha no la.. oh yea, she told me to find the best singles female badminton player in my school to come look for her.. wah. real fighter man. anyways thanks for the 'introduction' of malay tradition. was a pleasure and pretty much love it.
mid ,
CHOKESLAM!!! lolololol... hahha.. first impression here for this woman here can be a real epitome of: BRUTE. no offense lar.. but anyways shes a gentle giant.. and i find it cute when she shouts: JJ, and no one said, jeng jeng jeng jeng.. sorry ya.
oh yea, you are very muscular!@
julie big eye,
shes like scary stuff.. she got big eyes and yes, its also big. literally. i dunno shes the female leader of the group and, when she fucks up something during a challenge, she would be like: SEE ITS ALL YOUR FAULT, THANKS JULIE!.. okay.. i find that self corporal mortification a lil bit of a hardcore beat down., nvm with all the mistakes u made, its always forgiven.. and we always find that cute and dun forget. the jaguars always love the one and only big eye.. lol.
jovin,
dunno whats the speculation on what happened to you in the girls camp late in the night before the last day of the camp.. creepy. but as always, your funny. dun wory, theres still plenty boys in maris stella that sports flat-top haircut and yea, im sure they'll love playing helium too.. lol. oh yea, ur poodle is CUTE..
ada,
you got a somewhat profound sexy voice.. and the yakkers that doesnt stop opening and closing.
you're like the rah-rah-est of all excos. though u got slit-like small eyes but still ur considered a big eye. lol.. erm, take care of ur leg and haf adequate amount of sleep, ya? oh your name is cool. and no, its not called the placebo effect. heh.
syirr,
shes so cool, to a level where i think it requires some kinda essay specially for her.. lol.
she understands what im sayin.. lol.. better teach me how to insult indirectly to wayward posers while hanging out and im amped to learn how to bodysurf, lol! haha.. erm. nah, really. i got alot of things to say abt you lol. haha.
and
mervy merv mervin aka rabbit,
purchase a faster car.. well, get a car at least.. this fella is a motivational talker, and one of the 3 crazy instructors of Campteen. sad enough cos that the other 2 crazy one din make their group as crazy as ours :P
yeap i love yall.. esp the 1-2-3, left 1-2-3, right ringtone and the itchy witcy in my backy wacky honda honda oh no, my mitsubishi lancer song.. from to the demonic pits of dirt to the "cleanest" -5 star toilet in singapore and the disgustin random sight of guy's morning erections to the scenic view of campfire nightlife.. from the MUDS to MATS... its simply the best camp ever.. 3 cheers and 3 cheers to CampTeen.
Hip hip! Hurrahy-/// cough cough..
erm, juicy jaguars... meet at vivo some other time can? er.. thursday is no way and friday i dunno cant make it. sat to mon is a no way Hosé..
洗刷刷, 洗刷刷… 洗刷刷, ~woot ~woot
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