the evasive maneuver

ZOMG! the new t-shirt have arrived. my bespoke RANDOM SUNDAY t-shirt. spanking new.
and i finally got it.


RANDOM SUNDAY.

Support local brands people. One thing i like about this kinda indie brand is that they are not too far off and overrated, if you know what i mean. like spending exorbitant amount of money on Porter, Bathing Ape and Supreme and wearing them doesnt quite really gain you style brownie points, especially here in Singapore.

Oh, okay. You own an crumpler/crocs. Big fuckin' deal.

I find small local unique labels appealing because you wouldnt find the same dude wearing the
same shit as what you're wearing. Has such situation ever occured to you?

Outside walking in orchard road or somewhere.. like Lot One or something. then suddenly, bam! someone wearing the similar shirt/bag/specs/etc. as you.

Yeah. such mishaps occured to me twice on the same fucking day when i wore some Topman top..

so yeah, now when i buy a t-shirt i double ensure that the print is limit to a dozen, so that there is no dweeb out there wearing the same shit as me.

RANDOM SUNDAY you can find them at the haji lane flea market. theres gonna be alot of great and i am convinced that its gonna be one great flea. 12 to 9pm. the event would be on sunday, 30th Nov.

30th Nov. last day of the month of november the day my Aglio Taglio fusion pizza restaurant granton card, milk, bread, medicine, Hello Panda expires.. and shinman's birthday (damn it that guy is overhyped here.)

I need a haircut.


that would be sooo different from what you'd see me usually sport.


Arr!!theres an anchor in my cuban link chain,
Diamonds stack on top of diamond custom-made pinky ring,
Fishing hats, Polo shorts with the Polo, man,
Wearing blue and tan with the blue and tan Avalanche.

Work Time Fun! (WTF!)

Work time fun.
Me and shinman on a Nissan convertible*. We were overpaid and underworked.
Here's some of the scenic shot i took during work. Chinatown to NAFA to Aliwal and back.
Scissors-me-timbers!!

(a nissan lorry actually.)



tanned as fuck

pale as fuck.



Not fair.













Edmund couldnt get off army life.


Computer says nooooo....

Zirca Free Flow Fun

ZOMG!!
The all new revamped Ministry of Sound,

Introducing:
Zirca Mega Club!

Me and Mr. Ng Buay Kan attended the Pre-opening event of the place, and boy-oh-boy, scissors-me-timbers! The place is swanky. I have difficulty describing the new Cannery joint, but i'd have to say that its neither lacklustre nor blowingly awesome.

ZIRCA is set to push the boundaries of clubbing combining the best of Cirque, Cabaret and a modern-day dance club. The assembly of award-winning and internationally acclaimed performances, inspired by breathtaking circus, popular Broadway and out-of-this-world fringe shows, are part of the entertainment repertoire that keep you wanting more.

-e.Clubbing.com

'Bringing the frontier of clubbing to a higher level'
'The New Era of Nightlife'.

Does it deliver?

Kinda.

My standards are impossibly stringent, okay!
One thing i have to mention though, ambience and interior designs are through the roof.


The dope entrance facelift. Familiar peeps from previous MOS seen. The door bitch, the security dudes and also the King Guard (the supersized malay Pope) seen in the picture. King Kong is now just King or King Kong the King or King King Kong.


Reception.

Hallway to main arena. Mind my shitty photography..

The DJs. 3 of them.


OH OH!! the music. they were playing techno trance and indie clash electro spank rock that kinda shit.
so yeah. im not quite certain how it'll turn out in near future. but i think its almost pure shit. but to some extent, its not that bad.

electro kanye west shit.

me and half shin man

me and full shin-man. he has small slit-like eyes.

Bar

Toilet

Caberet.




Free FLOW!
we drank all kinds








Next Gen V.I.P.



told you his eyes are naturally like that.

inevitable laughter

ZOMG!!! the laughter.

awesome + fantastic = autistic man!!

OMG! Dream chic. The dance with the devil. Dope potions. FUN FUN FUN. And it looks like Im gonna die like this. I've done everything. Now, i can die peacefully!

OMG again! i need to fucking paint!

eh?? oh yeah. why is everyone are painting during holidays?!
i should follow suit because it seems fun.

i need to get my ass to somewhere far off. Not too far off, but affordable and doesnt require me to place my ass on a plane, like say, a sleazy seedy neighbourhood in Kuala Lumpur!? that'll be great for me but most certainly an overdose.


okay, peoples, im a little off right now, you could prescribe to subside my affliction.



Oh. mr matthew, i have your centrefold-worthy lollipop pic in my hard drive. i wanna upload it here. too tempting. alot of ppls wanna see it to. so yea. in due salvation, do tag.
now, its get busy time.

ATTENTION!
FA1A PEOPLES!
this just in. YOU NEED TO HAND IN another book of 100 sketches by next semester.


-Love, Jian Yao.

blood sugar salvation

First and foremost,


yeah... everything school and miscellany that has been bugging the fuck out of me since friday , so for now, its smooth sailing and i simply couldn't give a (look at pic) about anaythang!!

i've been through hell, sleepless nights, i've chugged litres of chicken essence, fish oil, salmon essence with ginseng and other New Moon mumbo-jumbo tonic concoctions,. bad hairdays, messed up bedroom, impulse purchases, $20 ez-link constant top-ups, HOT GLUE GUN BURNS! (yeah 4 seconds finger in contact of searing hot glue gun tip) daily sprint to school, morning taxi driver abuse and many other kinds of shit that in some way has a complete fucking adverse effect to homo sapiens.
Rush hour man.

and i've triumphed peoples! i managed to beat them all.
one of my incredible feats includes completing a 3 months work in a span of 42 hours and some minutes.
told ya'll im gonna rocky balboa up in this bitch.
the schooldays and the nightlife.
the perfect 50/50 yaw! i didn't study!
woot woot.
i am REDEEMED!!


so yeah.. here are the highlights, picture and caption summarises the whole month. like always, the most recent to the latest:



The buay kan guy drives already

me, christy and wiki in some supercool turbocharged Renault party Kangoo.

grabbing the rollcage and disturbing the driver and the fat guy in front. oh and look an opening. pull wiki!!

doesnt sounds like how he play in my ipod. some DJs play better in recording studios.






schooltime funtime

RINANANANNANANA!! look at that kid!

oh no! sit-ups

Ah Lian Driver!

arcading


Vertigo

Bencoolen. another prime real estate.

my 3D final presentation

Go underground, go underground!


before the china art red spray paint coatings.


ZOMG!! ain't that the cutest trojan pup evar?! super cute lar!


just had an erection.

drawing final. hunchback, didnt notice that earlier! fuck!!

shot i took before i took my 2-hours sleep.

nismo 350z


printmaking final

fashion.



Halloween party at Arena with wingmens and friends.







satan!


blow-up doll hung by the neck

another plagiarism. chong tat!





fuck im bored. oh, before i go, i just had to show this: