the only gummy blog: Milo TRYathlon

so yeah, yesterday was awesome cos i had to help out for Milo Try-athlon. and still get paid. it was a great day for me all in all. and to think voluteering for an event sucks, the perks completely eclipse the trouble coming down and helping out. event was okay to say the least.

theres everyone from all walks of life came down. mostly kids and parents, cos its an under-18 only events. the legendary milo trucks came down kiasu singaporeans swarmed them like its Left 4 Dead. literally man. i rmbered theres this dude filling milo into his 1.5l coke bottle. then theres sponsors tent and booths.

so as always, i took the most keng(slack) job: the general info guy.
turns out its the most jia lat job there is. so ada and i was bombarded with alot of questions from parents. and due to some weather thingy, the start time changed, no signs, too little announcements and shit so the whole thing was really bad. i agree to their part, because the event was badly organised la. i went to google and almost everyone agrees that its badly organised and there wasn't enough volunteers. and parent kept asking me about wheres the timing chips? i don't know why they're so amped up for the competition. its a TRYathlon. the main purpose of the event is already in the name man. parents were quite pissed also that their trophies for completion was a big can of milo(pic of it below) with their details and a shiny winner sticker on em.
then mid morning, the bike store ran out of bikes to rent for the unlucky few that arrived late and i had to tell them that they had to do a bi-athlon. in which they skip the bike part and run.
i felt superbad and sorry for them.

then i had to shift my post from general info to milo distribution, cause apparently there were too little volunteer. cos many signed up for it and didn't turn up. so during the race i did milo trophy distribution to the finishers for the junior thing. passing those big milo tins one by one to the finishers is some gruelling ass job but it felt like a good workout. and now i got big gunz called arms.

so some auntie came to the finish line and robbed me of my milo. she had permed hairs was wearing those thick 80's sunglasses, a cap with a mounted electric mini fan and a fanny pack across her hips. definitely over 18y/o. and then she came up to me......

auntie: lai, lai! (the show me the money hand gesture)
me: aiyo, sorry, if you want to collect you need to bring your kid's tag.
auntie: oh, i forgot leh. just gimme can?.
me: where can? no tag no milo leh,
auntie: (grabs the milo away from my hands) aiyah, my kid's tag number is 12345 lar.

and before scuttling off
auntie: K thanks bye.

wtf?!
kthxbye.
no one uses kthxbye except me. its my patent. its the shortest conversation ender.

everyones been the beach before. so i didn't take much pics that day, but only took those cool ones.

at sentosa, 5am in the morning.
does auroras exists in singapore? because i think i saw one last night over there. it was dark and camera phone couldn't catch shit even with night mode on.

one fat yellow crocs in the water. stay the fuck out.

the event

SCGS competitiors. personally swear by the fact that SCGS breeds the hottest chics except tiffanie of course.. but seriously man. they have hawt chix students. another one on the job wishlist: SCGS arts/dnt teacher.
PE teachers gets the lawsuits most of the time.

so me and ada got ourselves a pair of crocs.

we gotz the same colours. i see others chose orange, white, pink, gray, black, pink. safe colours. i dont get it. your gonna wear something odd, so why not go crazy?.

and those colourful little thingys are called jibbitz. they are supposed to bling those crocs out. cost goes from S$1.20 to 3 bucks
check out their hack proof website.

tonight imma get myself a couple of these:

skeleanimals ellephant

megatron with his big gunz

Arc de Triomphe

martini glass

see more in jibbitz.com.

ada's crazyass bling'd out crocs. took this from her blog.

my retardedly overpriced crocs:

oh come on, dont hate crocs just because facebook says so.

the finish line

lol. then after the race, i saw some little angmoh girls runing to the side of the beach with packs of cigarettes.

the winner's miloTryathlon trophy as i mentioned earlier. you could paste you photo there and write your name on it.

subway lunch-yao buffet.

milo man taking a shit at me.

and after all that milo, i got home.
i slumped over the sofa chair
guess what my dad made for me? wrong, he made me a milo dinosaur! rawr.

and its my little cousin's birthday. got him a little lambo RC. expensive and original okay.
during the gathering, most of my cousins were there and they were comparing their A levels result. i feel like shit because they are a year younger than me and they've already graduated with an A level cert and heading for uni.. sometime i feel the pointlessness telling myself that age doesnt matter, and theres no such thing as competition in life blablaballs and all, but hindsight i hope my life wouldn't suck. i think it's been badass so far.

i feel like shit. i want milo now.
milo vodka dinosaur. huhuh.

then on friday, studyweek time with my niggurz.