maria.... ai subeki hito ga ite

"Whoaaah!!! Se-xy-dra-gon!!!"
-christy on my "spanking new" cool mambo shirt. thankews man.
went to edmunds birthday party located at sentosa costa sands resort, which sucks ass real hard...
im not a cheapo or whatever u wanna call, but the scene there is really boring until i come up with 1 thing to say:
what a waste of $3 entrance fee.
the place is like absolutely nothing to do. first thing i see i the chalet room, is xxxx playing some skateboarding game in his sony ericsson while beside him was Apollo-ah-tze.. smoking in the damn room. the other bed, u can see xxxx kissing xxxx hugging, heavy petting and holding hands and i nearly vomit by simply looking at it... absolutely disgusting. i tell you... if i were to vomit there, i would vomit to an extent u can see chunks my lobster meal that i ate i had on my 12-year old birthday.... then u see the xxx*hwek!*xxx sitting around staring at dap with powerful tikopek eyes with violent intention for some hope for bang bang action. and then **** and her boyfriend as always. edmund then comes in... wished him happy birthday, gave him birthday present. bla bla bla... i went out to see what christy, inuyaya, kevin lang, gen-x, gayguy and fatboy.... they all are playing monkey in the swimming pool... FINALLY!!! something nice to see... their eyes were droopy and skins red as OBS-trip. i heard they didnt sleep the whole night cos the room is occu-fucking pied. and they got mosquito marks... sounds like they had a rough boring night. so... they are like done playing.. kinda fun watching... and they all wanna wash-up... so i went back to the chalet room. guess what??? they are still at the same damn spot. not even 10cm apart from their original position i saw them in earlier... but this time its different, everyones smoking... good thing the they all opened the window. good job assholes. so edmund got this present from xxxx. it was a pack of Durex LOVE latex condoms... yup cheap shit. i would give credits if u were to give him EXTRA SAFE. theres 3 in the pack, then he gave me one.. and i was like wtf? and he said, come la brother.. take one. hes one of my closest fren so nevermind it would be rude if i didnt. guilty conscience. so i put it in my wallet. then the other he took it and put it in his too. then the third one, xxxx boyfriend opened it and guess what??? he went to the toilet sink and fill it waterballoon style. then paozha!! hahahah i laughed my ass off.... actually earlier i planned with him to waterballoon the thing and throw it to edmund... but shit it burst.
after that, monotonous shit.
i went downstairs, someone told me.,. hey u wanna get out of here??? wanna join us? without a fraction of a second. i said "fuck yeah!" after they all washed-up, everyone that just now played monkey in the swimming pool including Apollo-ah-tze (i dont know why this fucker followed us.) quickly left the fucking place..... ba-boom relieve was all over us and sad thing dappie didnt went with us... i hope u enjoy staying there.
then went back home.. to catch up on family's lunch... i changed to a more chill-out wear. tees and bermudas. went to inuyaya house and meet up.

after that, we walked to school for the scouts campfire thing. then saw the Apollo-Ah-Tze again... so he followed us. wah song... then we come in the backgate, saw two small scoutees guarding the gate.
Hey you little shit, with the permission of Chin Wee... open the damn gate.
and they were like:
Huh??? really meh?
then guess what? mr iskandar and mr seow comes doesnt let us in and ask.
what are you here for??? why wear like that?? who say you can come?? too bad you guys need to fuck off...
you they said that. except the last part i made that up abit.
then everyone was like wtf. gen-x and gay-guy told us to back the fuckout and to let others in...
waited for so long... sianage.feels like getting kicked out of a club
and after 3 mins... the two teachers come back and miraculously let us in
i host this thing, i run the show... u do anything stupid, off you go.
and i was like.. okay, mr iskandar can rap.... so we went in, they assigned us a seat. Special Guest and VIP's
im sitting in the VIP baby!
the show was alrite. got the stupid poser DJ as one of the host
saw chin wee and vanessa doing a duet on a japanese song.. one word: SAD... hahahahha.... but no piano which makes it merely a singapore idol audition failure. but it was nice.
then we sat... saw other school's scoutees... they all march... wah... why so steam??
then watched the magic show. jian wen so cocky... i can escaped myself from being tied in a chair by two rope-tying scout expert in 30SECONDS!!!!
skali turn out 45 seconds... malu man..
then cutie was sad... but after the campfire thing, she became okay. and shes so adorable....*iloveyou*

then we went EH COME ON LEI! PLAY LAN NEH!!!! and apollo-ah-tze followed... AGAIN!!...
sian. after that i went home!!!

sorry no pics on post today...

there is someone i should love, at times i feel very lonely. but my needs are all filled by the person i should love.............

fuckall. mono today. i feel damn tired because i just took a 6km street-hike from macs at mrs. omg house... went for a "photoshoot" wasted time cos i forgot to bring my necessary items for tuition..
flashback freaking memory of yesterday, interhouse games. floorball was like war. took place in the hall and mr karamjit closed all the external shutter doors to prevent the ball from escaping and no outs rule.. make it look like an damn arena.. vigour house was mere powerhouse team. got the bulldog vicky for our goal keeper. game start: we played the stick like swordfight u seen on lord of the rings. the ball was like flying all over. one memorable one was i gave a running strong charged sweeping blow to the ball and at the same time, matthew hogan was giving a stationary PGA tour-like blow. and tat same time, our stick clashed and ball flew all the way to the top gallery of hall the hall.. another one was a strong one flew up the stage till they cant find it.

peoples say im a rough heavyhitter. fuck yeah damn right you are. last time i played floorball was like never. well. vigour won victory. then next match was a real battle. more or less like another movie, troy. we got lim jun xian versus valour's kevin ling. this 2 are like near identical. its like u play street fighter and you pick ryu, and ur opponent also pick ryu. its like a me-against-myself-nemesis feud. played first round... shockingly sam was like tired. so, i sub-ed him and game start. remember the part in troy when the first part of the show, brad pitt ran to this big guy with a javelin and he fly to the big guy and sinks his sharp ass dagger to the persons neck... same thing happens here. match was so intense and it turned out to be a draw..

then versus valiant, fucking on a roll when suddenly a damn fluke: guess what? vigour lost to valiant 1-0... worst fucking part: VERA from valiant scored that. kanina... we were like thrashing them... and like the valiant two fat nigger keep pushing and shoving.. till i almost did a damn wall run,.. and its like we got more ball possession... fucing kidding me? how do u expect us to score when their goalkeeper felicia sits down there like a damn Ah-Meng, merely taking 70% of clear goal space....

karamjit singh says that i played like a man possessed and almost killed someone. har har.

then my cutie got injured in her captain ball game and i was sitting down drinking water. then tiffanie was like: SALIHIN!!!! your girlfriend is injured!!! im so like: oh no! my baby!! im coming!
after i hear that, then i rushed to check out what happened like running to a hospital like u see wats goin on .... so sad.after that
took her and flagged her a cab home. feel bad for her. love you.

today was near bored the f out... everyone except me finished dnt chapter 1...

didnt bless myself today for the first time in 4 years.
so heres a shading technique to colour a big-ass jap robot.. just for the fun of absolute nothingness

click to zoom.





something to lighten this post up.
my sis is writing her compo p6 english homework. she kept asking for spelling checks....

dumbass sis: hey, how to spell the word=excited?

me: E-X-C-I-T-E-D

dumbass sis: hey, how to spell the word= advertisment?

me: A-D-V-E-R-T-I-S-M-E-N-T

dumbass sis: hey, how to spell the word= memories??

me: M-A-M-M-A-R-I-E-S !!! :)

my sister is so gonna get a spelling bee award.. no.. maybe a spelling housefly award... ah.. i wanna sleep..

fine dining the sequel report!


tiffanie thinks that she looks effin fat on what she wore that day... gosh... u looks healthy, uber slim and mere supermodel shape ... nuff said already... u dont wanna be dancing in a tanning machine listening to L.O.V.E from ashlee simpsons with christy...

maybe this picture makes u look fat... cmon. its broccolli... you really look sexy in the other rest 359.99 degree angle view. stop getting pissed abt it.
and i got more piccy!


the CHICKEN!!!! not bad,... i like the sauce... potato is also great. but still everything else is: edible...


pk, this is a vision u get last nite: morbid. dinner date with a sharp ass knife.


they are supposed to have their faces under their ass, but salah liao, the camera person took it too early(possibly the most reknown pak chu chenger benjamin yen bian tai took this, absolute dumbfuck...)

me and the "rockstar" tai-tai


sexydap-vicky-sexyme!(i got fucked matman hair)


as you can see here, we are gentlemens....


yea rite....


Sexy chics in our Exclusive Happeningly Cool Table. l to r :juliana(kevin), mizzy(zhi shin), dappie(jon), sexy(mine) and lisa(pk)


some chics in a miscellaneous boring table. l to r:
nasimah(arif), jega(matthew), vanessa(sam lim), vicky(christopher), diana(kenneth), vera(GAYGUY), fel(bwl) and finally felicopter(wayne liang).. yawn...




HAAHAHH just joking lar..... if u took that seriously, i call you loopid( loser + stupid)... hahah whatever... eh... forgot nadzirah and chin wee... but oh well, confirm they prefer having their private time alone... shit i hear diana screaming.


oh well, so, for more, visit this blog for pics on fine dining day.
http://www.singaporebloggerhater.blogspot.com/

so, just now went online and chat with sum1 overseas it was like 5pm and she was like sweet dreams and goodnites. new zealand must be far. i missed:

ooh... look at the time.. Good God. i better sleep.

i find this picture really gay......




just look at this picture............. it confounds me why ppls say that this pic is alright..
nothings wrong......











































says you......




told you its gay......

one last woo-hoo for the pull-man!

today was yin and yang...

12am yesterday till today's 12pm was fucked big time...
i mean REALL FUCKED
it was like
then after that, the coolness came...
pc period was abt class value and we all kicked massive ass...

ashes to ashes,
dust to dust,
when we need to kick ur asses,
we must we must,
wen we're up we're up,
wen we're down, we're down,
when u mess with 5A,
we'll fuck ya'll upside down!

CLASS

after tat, we were given 45mins to change from school "U" to dining wear....
i didnt know what i can do in a short span duration of 45 mins...
it seems like time is compressed...

in 45 mins:
ran top speed all the way home(3km from mhss)
dropped my bags and shit
mega cold manly bath...
wear my :
branded underwear
really branded collared stripes longsleeved top.
damn branded pressed pants.
kinda branded blacksocks.
omg-so-branded lois clark dress shoes.
super branded dunhill belt.
blingin chrome cuban
oh-so blingin marc ecko watch
my-goodness-so-shiny wallet
sweet-ass aramis au de toilette parfum

listened to MI:2 theme song and went down to take a damn cab....
i was like....
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0000000000000000000000000000
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(erp not in operation)onks Hill Sec, Winstedt Rd!
There are better ways to save your money!


Duuude, check it out man: my Sweeeet date, yo.....
- Jonnie referring to foto:

JONNY whom call me sweetie although its abit sick but i still accept it hahha
-sexydap(wtf)

well so what, ??but he got a cool ass collar pin that makes him look super classy.
hell fuckit dap, my date is ALOT better than yours...
damn rite... its better than yours....

by far seriously my date is the hottest one in the class, not because she's sexydragon's partner, but cos shes is waaay hotter than any chic in the class. yep! hotter than gay-guy's partner... VERA.
but seriously, personally i think she looks phenomenal today.
so what man...


anyways this is so alotastoryinapic.
my sexy partner wore a cute armani exchange skirt, zara top (which i fucking like the damn design) and i forgot abt the sweet high-heels which overall i call it: Viewtiful!..... thanks alot tiffy. u look so sophistically adorable.
then OHHH i just found out the picture is oh!!! its like the course have like this like best well-dressed male in of class, coincidentally speaking, the guy in the back wearing sum kinda black suit and in the pic is tat it looks as if its interconnected to tiffy's top, is called David is 4A's chosen most well-dressed.
then the guy in white long-sleeve is called -fuckiforgotbutohwellwhocares- is voted for 4B
then 5A's very own is the guy predominantly in the centre of the pic right next to tiffy wearing a red striped black longsleeved.. damn that guy is hot... thank you class for calling my ass out... its so ego-fuelling me in a good way...

ahha i feel like an absolut biatch saying that, but every guy in my class really look dubbed-out smart.



oh i went to meet omg after watching a funny ass movie with my class(rarely happens this many turn up. so coool. lets do this more often) and the movie is
called :

FINAL DESTINATION 3...

fucking funny... i like the part when all the things it turns out to be a dream and the peeps whole theatre was like
OOOoooHhhhWWwww...!! WAH LOU!!! WHAT THE FUCK?????

rate the show? 8/10 really nice

so, i met omg.... and i was helping her cuz to do some drawings....

did some foto editing to myself

before (mole) in nose,

after (no mole)

sianage, but happy... cos when she first saw me, she said:
OH MA GAARD SEXYDRAGON IS SO HOT!!
cherr on the icing for a good ass day. whoo!
oh prolly tml or something, i would add more on the pics we had on the fine-dining...