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maria.... ai subeki hito ga ite

"Whoaaah!!! Se-xy-dra-gon!!!"
-christy on my "spanking new" cool mambo shirt. thankews man.
went to edmunds birthday party located at sentosa costa sands resort, which sucks ass real hard...
im not a cheapo or whatever u wanna call, but the scene there is really boring until i come up with 1 thing to say:
what a waste of $3 entrance fee.
the place is like absolutely nothing to do. first thing i see i the chalet room, is xxxx playing some skateboarding game in his sony ericsson while beside him was Apollo-ah-tze.. smoking in the damn room. the other bed, u can see xxxx kissing xxxx hugging, heavy petting and holding hands and i nearly vomit by simply looking at it... absolutely disgusting. i tell you... if i were to vomit there, i would vomit to an extent u can see chunks my lobster meal that i ate i had on my 12-year old birthday.... then u see the xxx*hwek!*xxx sitting around staring at dap with powerful tikopek eyes with violent intention for some hope for bang bang action. and then **** and her boyfriend as always. edmund then comes in... wished him happy birthday, gave him birthday present. bla bla bla... i went out to see what christy, inuyaya, kevin lang, gen-x, gayguy and fatboy.... they all are playing monkey in the swimming pool... FINALLY!!! something nice to see... their eyes were droopy and skins red as OBS-trip. i heard they didnt sleep the whole night cos the room is occu-fucking pied. and they got mosquito marks... sounds like they had a rough boring night. so... they are like done playing.. kinda fun watching... and they all wanna wash-up... so i went back to the chalet room. guess what??? they are still at the same damn spot. not even 10cm apart from their original position i saw them in earlier... but this time its different, everyones smoking... good thing the they all opened the window. good job assholes. so edmund got this present from xxxx. it was a pack of Durex LOVE latex condoms... yup cheap shit. i would give credits if u were to give him EXTRA SAFE. theres 3 in the pack, then he gave me one.. and i was like wtf? and he said, come la brother.. take one. hes one of my closest fren so nevermind it would be rude if i didnt. guilty conscience. so i put it in my wallet. then the other he took it and put it in his too. then the third one, xxxx boyfriend opened it and guess what??? he went to the toilet sink and fill it waterballoon style. then paozha!! hahahah i laughed my ass off.... actually earlier i planned with him to waterballoon the thing and throw it to edmund... but shit it burst.
after that, monotonous shit.
i went downstairs, someone told me.,. hey u wanna get out of here??? wanna join us? without a fraction of a second. i said "fuck yeah!" after they all washed-up, everyone that just now played monkey in the swimming pool including Apollo-ah-tze (i dont know why this fucker followed us.) quickly left the fucking place..... ba-boom relieve was all over us and sad thing dappie didnt went with us... i hope u enjoy staying there.
then went back home.. to catch up on family's lunch... i changed to a more chill-out wear. tees and bermudas. went to inuyaya house and meet up.

after that, we walked to school for the scouts campfire thing. then saw the Apollo-Ah-Tze again... so he followed us. wah song... then we come in the backgate, saw two small scoutees guarding the gate.
Hey you little shit, with the permission of Chin Wee... open the damn gate.
and they were like:
Huh??? really meh?
then guess what? mr iskandar and mr seow comes doesnt let us in and ask.
what are you here for??? why wear like that?? who say you can come?? too bad you guys need to fuck off...
you they said that. except the last part i made that up abit.
then everyone was like wtf. gen-x and gay-guy told us to back the fuckout and to let others in...
waited for so long... sianage.feels like getting kicked out of a club
and after 3 mins... the two teachers come back and miraculously let us in
i host this thing, i run the show... u do anything stupid, off you go.
and i was like.. okay, mr iskandar can rap.... so we went in, they assigned us a seat. Special Guest and VIP's
im sitting in the VIP baby!
the show was alrite. got the stupid poser DJ as one of the host
saw chin wee and vanessa doing a duet on a japanese song.. one word: SAD... hahahahha.... but no piano which makes it merely a singapore idol audition failure. but it was nice.
then we sat... saw other school's scoutees... they all march... wah... why so steam??
then watched the magic show. jian wen so cocky... i can escaped myself from being tied in a chair by two rope-tying scout expert in 30SECONDS!!!!
skali turn out 45 seconds... malu man..
then cutie was sad... but after the campfire thing, she became okay. and shes so adorable....*iloveyou*

then we went EH COME ON LEI! PLAY LAN NEH!!!! and apollo-ah-tze followed... AGAIN!!...
sian. after that i went home!!!

sorry no pics on post today...

there is someone i should love, at times i feel very lonely. but my needs are all filled by the person i should love.............