Rules

1. you dont ask questions

2. you dont ask questions

3. no excuses

4. no lies

5. you have to trust sexydragon

their job is to follow my rule as as im the project leader.


i feel like a boss! tats me and the kingpin. 1 month old pic.

worked this whole holidays.. 17 bucks an hour yo. yesterday, saw OMG coming to my shop and shes wth enough not to take free stuff haha. but nvm, cos she say,

caaaaaaannnot!.

next time u must take. then the next day.. de-fucking-ja vu saw cikgu coming to my shop. and its like

caaaaaaannnot!


wtf man,.
its wad OMG says and like cikgu was says the same exact tone and rhythm and everything.

someone's birthday today. can tell that it sucks.

“If you’re male and you’re Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And if you never know your father, if your father bails out or dies or is never at home, what do you believe about God?

okay. bye

spelling error of the year.

inuyaya: ooh man, wheres her dicknaty(dignity)?
just went playing night street soccer on a basketball court.
players:

me,
inuyaya,
cheapguy,
rat,
rat's brother,
gayguy,
gayguy's brother,
p-kay!,
andy,
derrick,
christy leeeeeeee,
daphne,
felicopter,(nearly hopeless)
bee ting,(hopeless)
bee ting's yishun boyfriend,
and
chao sng


it was so fun.. and everything was great except the night light. its so luminent that i cant even see pk. and also the visibility of the ball is so great till almost everyone kicked nothing countless times..
then there was this 30year old china guy rollerblading the perimeter of the court. how smart and summore the our rule is no outs. so, there was this part, where RAT was tackling the ball and coincidentally hit that guy and like he ran to that guy, and he was like falling as in slipping. so the rat grabbed him, and they were like hugging to prevent themselves from falling, but it looks as if they are doing ballet and inevitably, they both fall...i laughed my ass off. wait, heres the funny part, after they fall, both of them are like in 69 position... i wanna fucking roll on the damn floor laughing. well, it was an accident, nothing funny.
worked from 7am to 7pm..
good news. i got PROMOTED TO SUPERVISOR
in my daddy shop. so my job is sit down and pretty much, do nothing.

hoo hah hooo.


i love this album... haha,. to sex-starved peeps out there, click to zoom for free porn.
techno were never this seductive.
find it kinda cool.. they got cool track titles such as:

test my best,
max dont have sex with your ex,
help me mr. dick,
cat's eye,
fritz love my tits,
etc. all of them have something with sexual reference

okay shits, im feeling too hyper to blog. really promise to write more tml.

eeeeeee......
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast
cant believe SOMEONE added this as his Favourites in his internet explorer, is his laptop summore. no doubt he have this as a masturbation reference.. confirm plus chop. sick little kid.. aiyoh.

hahahah
im gonna buy custers revenge.

check this out:

General: "Gentlemen, you are the bravest squadron of men it has ever been this southerner's privilege to serve with. And you will need that bravery today, as your orders are to remove my pants and underpants. I will then attempt to force sex on an Indian girl under heavy enemy fire. Are there any questions?"

Military Advisor: "Yes, general. Several."

or try this one out:
























so, i was like went to school today, for my MLB, ( it means Malay Language Basics to all u tools who doesnt noe what the cool acronym means) ... and yeah fuck yall. i dun take higher malay. im at least well off not "mat" enough to take malay 'O'.
so, the MLB was great. great turnout and no absentees. everyone from the class came. me, nutzirah and kingpinnn. yeap ladies and gentlement, many peoples came, its so not tranquil. i think monks hill needs to do something with the inequal population. last year anyways, well, hell. im starting to love MLB. its just too simple. summore we got sponsored POLAR chicken pie and marigold yoghurt milk. free lunch peeps! then during lunch time, i went to the toilet to wash my greasy chicken pied hands clean, so i went there, and there are like this mass of sec 2's. and guesss who do i saw? sad gal running away.. BoooOOoo HooOOoooo..
do i look loopid enough to care??( loser+ stupid = loopid)

fuck no!

so after school, in decided to take a little of self time off. i went to united square, and wasted an aeons of time waste and window-shopping. i went to the stupid CD-RAMA (reminds me of the stupid lame ass joke that kenneth never gonna end telling them:
Eh i ask you. Who owns CD-RAMA??
his lame ass answer : Mr Rama la...
after that, u can hear constant cackle of shitty noise which probably that of a hyper Down's Syndrome kid excited over porn. And the cool thing is:
HE NEVER STOP MAKING THAT JOKE
i also went to the Annual Pet Fair.. and shit the hamsters are horny. i saw one humping the waterbowl. serious.
oh yeap. i bought this female figurine... its oh-so-hot man

okay. i need to go out settle some stuff.. post more tml or something

. are ou kidding me? says:
okay, im dumping you.
. are ou kidding me? says:
get the fuck out of my life,.
. are ou kidding me? says:
and mark my words, ur sec 2 life in mhss would be absolute hell
~` u dumped mi`~ happier now? says:
mi happy?
~` u dumped mi`~ happier now? says:
not really




touching.

And if ur stuck up, ur just lucked up, next in line to get fucked up,
im going jogging today... just for your info, im still using
my crappy Kappa shoe (Crappa) will take foto of it someday when the shoe is in its most fucked form..
yea, least now it still looks nicer than jonathan's NIKE SHOURI... and performs better too.

if u want to like "just happen" to meet me while im jogging alone, the route route is on the right pic.


looks small but its kinda long.. 4km++
note, this is mere vaginal fart compared to what me, jon, tiffy usually ran...
our route is so fricking B.I.G, that i dun think i can get a whole set pic of the route. maybe i should try combining them some day.