http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast
cant believe SOMEONE added this as his Favourites in his internet explorer, is his laptop summore. no doubt he have this as a masturbation reference.. confirm plus chop. sick little kid.. aiyoh.
hahahah
im gonna buy custers revenge.
check this out:
General: "Gentlemen, you are the bravest squadron of men it has ever been this southerner's privilege to serve with. And you will need that bravery today, as your orders are to remove my pants and underpants. I will then attempt to force sex on an Indian girl under heavy enemy fire. Are there any questions?"
Military Advisor: "Yes, general. Several."
or try this one out:
so, i was like went to school today, for my MLB, ( it means Malay Language Basics to all u tools who doesnt noe what the cool acronym means) ... and yeah fuck yall. i dun take higher malay. im at least well off not "mat" enough to take malay 'O'.
so, the MLB was great. great turnout and no absentees. everyone from the class came. me, nutzirah and kingpinnn. yeap ladies and gentlement, many peoples came, its so not tranquil. i think monks hill needs to do something with the inequal population. last year anyways, well, hell. im starting to love MLB. its just too simple. summore we got sponsored POLAR chicken pie and marigold yoghurt milk. free lunch peeps! then during lunch time, i went to the toilet to wash my greasy chicken pied hands clean, so i went there, and there are like this mass of sec 2's. and guesss who do i saw? sad gal running away.. BoooOOoo HooOOoooo..
do i look loopid enough to care??( loser+ stupid = loopid)
fuck no!
so after school, in decided to take a little of self time off. i went to united square, and wasted an aeons of time waste and window-shopping. i went to the stupid CD-RAMA (reminds me of the stupid lame ass joke that kenneth never gonna end telling them:
Eh i ask you. Who owns CD-RAMA??
his lame ass answer : Mr Rama la...
after that, u can hear constant cackle of shitty noise which probably that of a hyper Down's Syndrome kid excited over porn. And the cool thing is:
HE NEVER STOP MAKING THAT JOKE
i also went to the Annual Pet Fair.. and shit the hamsters are horny. i saw one humping the waterbowl. serious.
oh yeap. i bought this female figurine... its oh-so-hot man
okay. i need to go out settle some stuff.. post more tml or something
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