Milo TRYathlon

so yeah, yesterday was awesome cos i had to help out for Milo Try-athlon. and still get paid. it was a great day for me all in all. and to think voluteering for an event sucks, the perks completely eclipse the trouble coming down and helping out. event was okay to say the least.

theres everyone from all walks of life came down. mostly kids and parents, cos its an under-18 only events. the legendary milo trucks came down kiasu singaporeans swarmed them like its Left 4 Dead. literally man. i rmbered theres this dude filling milo into his 1.5l coke bottle. then theres sponsors tent and booths.

so as always, i took the most keng(slack) job: the general info guy.
turns out its the most jia lat job there is. so ada and i was bombarded with alot of questions from parents. and due to some weather thingy, the start time changed, no signs, too little announcements and shit so the whole thing was really bad. i agree to their part, because the event was badly organised la. i went to google and almost everyone agrees that its badly organised and there wasn't enough volunteers. and parent kept asking me about wheres the timing chips? i don't know why they're so amped up for the competition. its a TRYathlon. the main purpose of the event is already in the name man. parents were quite pissed also that their trophies for completion was a big can of milo(pic of it below) with their details and a shiny winner sticker on em.
then mid morning, the bike store ran out of bikes to rent for the unlucky few that arrived late and i had to tell them that they had to do a bi-athlon. in which they skip the bike part and run.
i felt superbad and sorry for them.

then i had to shift my post from general info to milo distribution, cause apparently there were too little volunteer. cos many signed up for it and didn't turn up. so during the race i did milo trophy distribution to the finishers for the junior thing. passing those big milo tins one by one to the finishers is some gruelling ass job but it felt like a good workout. and now i got big gunz called arms.

so some auntie came to the finish line and robbed me of my milo. she had permed hairs was wearing those thick 80's sunglasses, a cap with a mounted electric mini fan and a fanny pack across her hips. definitely over 18y/o. and then she came up to me......

auntie: lai, lai! (the show me the money hand gesture)
me: aiyo, sorry, if you want to collect you need to bring your kid's tag.
auntie: oh, i forgot leh. just gimme can?.
me: where can? no tag no milo leh,
auntie: (grabs the milo away from my hands) aiyah, my kid's tag number is 12345 lar.

and before scuttling off
auntie: K thanks bye.

wtf?!
kthxbye.
no one uses kthxbye except me. its my patent. its the shortest conversation ender.

everyones been the beach before. so i didn't take much pics that day, but only took those cool ones.
at sentosa, 5am in the morning.
does auroras exists in singapore? because i think i saw one last night over there. it was dark and camera phone couldn't catch shit even with night mode on.

one fat yellow crocs in the water. stay the fuck out.

the event


SCGS competitiors. personally swear by the fact that SCGS breeds the hottest chics except tiffanie of course.. but seriously man. they have hawt chix students. another one on the job wishlist: SCGS arts/dnt teacher.
PE teachers gets the lawsuits most of the time.


so me and ada got ourselves a pair of crocs.
we gotz the same colours. i see others chose orange, white, pink, gray, black, pink. safe colours. i dont get it. your gonna wear something odd, so why not go crazy?.

and those colourful little thingys are called jibbitz. they are supposed to bling those crocs out. cost goes from S$1.20 to 3 bucks
check out their hack proof website.

tonight imma get myself a couple of these:

skeleanimals ellephant

megatron with his big gunz

Arc de Triomphe

martini glass

see more in jibbitz.com.


ada's crazyass bling'd out crocs. took this from her blog.

my retardedly overpriced crocs:


oh come on, dont hate crocs just because facebook says so.

the finish line

lol. then after the race, i saw some little angmoh girls runing to the side of the beach with packs of cigarettes.

the winner's miloTryathlon trophy as i mentioned earlier. you could paste you photo there and write your name on it.

subway lunch-yao buffet.
milo man taking a shit at me.




and after all that milo, i got home.
i slumped over the sofa chair
guess what my dad made for me? wrong, he made me a milo dinosaur! rawr.

and its my little cousin's birthday. got him a little lambo RC. expensive and original okay.
during the gathering, most of my cousins were there and they were comparing their A levels result. i feel like shit because they are a year younger than me and they've already graduated with an A level cert and heading for uni.. sometime i feel the pointlessness telling myself that age doesnt matter, and theres no such thing as competition in life blablaballs and all, but hindsight i hope my life wouldn't suck. i think it's been badass so far.


i feel like shit. i want milo now.
milo vodka dinosaur. huhuh.

then on friday, studyweek time with my niggurz.
catherine.
shane o' mac. doing the levitation shit.
some raw uncut pic. vending machine lights made it look rad awesome..



kthxbye

give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. teach a man how to fish, you get rid of him for weeks.

got to work early today and flipped opened some sg tech mag called Gadget. and the first thing i read got me interested and then it got me really interested. until i realised: eh? wtf?! thats so raven ME.

LOL sounds creepily familiar?:
yeah click to zoom la fuck

yes, ENTIRE fucking thing is true except the music part. jonas brother and panic at the disco = wtf?! and the gossip thing. i can survive my ass without gossip thank you.



So yes, check this out:

my own sonic art for your ass.



starting to feel the drinks cost pinch canz?!
lucky ive tried the Flaming Lamborghini and crazy shit like that before our economy goes straight to hell.
Oh lol. yest i checked out a shooters cocktail named: Quick Fuck. lol.


AND WOMG!! 7 eleven's slurpee new promotional Maple Story cup is so cool. i bought two of this:


ps. i've mastered the slurpee slush valve with epic skeelz. as in the slush fits to the plastic helmet head cap on swee swee ngam ngam ho. and yes, i did it WITHOUT placing the cap on first or overflowing. i let it flow and straight away it gets to the dome shape not missing out a single cc (cubic centimetre).
just realised that Maple Story's character designs are quite cool. and its fascination lar...

thank God i didn't own an account. and i came to realise that anyone that plays this game needs to get a life. because life is short and wasting them on an online MMORPG PK LOLKNNWTF mapling. and im more than freakin certain that every such players would frequently tune to some faggy anime series like bleach or naruto (the one with the fat blonde ninja that shoots fireballs and have a silly headband with some hieroglyphic shit on it). huhuh... but after watching the movie called ROLE MODEL:

i've been cutting slack. and completely understands the whole idea on why Kimmy decorates her ass with Harajuku shiet.
and i wanna fucking check DRAGONBALLZ EVOLUTION out asap pronto. shitfuckballz



HARDCORE PRAWNSTAR!

thats all for 2 days ago.
will update MORE tmrz.

fire fire burn so high. kaninabeichaocheebye!

fucking stress can??


and outside plaza sing, lovely weather.
it was raining pouring and at the same time, scorching sunny. this time i see no rainbow. fuck.

oh, theres an urban legend that, if you managed to walk across under a rainbow, your gender taste would change. or somewhere along that line. rainbow superstition. whatever.
the post that made my day:

http://typicalben.blogspot.com/2009/02/who-fuck-is-this.html

ctrl, right click, new window. and get ready to lmfao lol rofl

my expensive chicka-chicka JAY CHOU ellesse watch was badly damaged man:

sorry for the bad macro. im really bad in this kinda shit. i need to be baptised by johnston, bryan and juhardcore's magic photoshopskillz. but anyways, the watch face cracked when it accidentally slipped away from my shelf compartment which was my shoulder high. heart cracked


new colleague:

Jean-ah and Gina


so it was a tiring day when i got home from work and heading home walking past fullerton, until i saw this!!:

OMG! match made in heaven or what?? dream came literally true man!
the two cars that i wish to own later in future:

Black 1997 Jeep Defender
and a
Black 2008 Porsche 911

FUCK!

dude, i swear i literally rubbed my eyes in disbelief. and i actually wanted to scout somewhere till the owner arrives or something. and then i would like stab him in the neck and take the keys..


speaking of match made in heaven, i attended my COUSIN'S malay wedding. LOL! shes just only bout 3 years older than me. but super cool, check out their bridal setup:

getting married together along with the MOTORBIKE!!. is life too fucking weird or what?
the bike on the right looks okay, but the one on the left is the EPITOME man. EPITOME! of sheer Mat-ness. especially when you have them included in the wedding ceremony.


dressed for the occasion man. my another cousin. power ah! this one really look fitting in the MoS back then. like outside the Smoove cage, on the sidebars, dancing retardedly with their abangz or just creepily staring..

errrbody in the club get tipsy!
eh, ah, eh, ah, eh oh! tatakut.. tatakut... or something like that.

technobengz club! so tonight im ready to go arena and because recently i heard that they added indie electro and almost hard thumping trance kinda techno. woah man, like that i can YO ARH YO! with my newfound bengz friends. maybe i should call Rina along with me too. and then we would light the place up with our fireball wrist dance.

and im gonna stare at some chio ah lian and she would go:
ai sio kan mai? wo si qin cai! ai si ai! ta bi bo sor zai! toh bai ki! toh bo bai ki sio hoong kee!




huhuh. so anyways,

i went online just now to seach for gang poems i could sync into club musics, i ended up at S.O.F.T sg music blog and they have at thread thats titled 'What are they trying to prove!?'
heres some cool excerpts/quote i managed to find FUCKING INTERESTING and would like to share the good stuffs to you guys mang. most of them are kinda funny.huhuh:

I was on bus 99 earlier on. Was playing PSP at the back. Then suddenly, a group of ah bengs about 6 of them came on the bus. The first line coming out from their mouth is "nbccb". They start to walk to the back to where I am sitting. I didn't care and keep on playing my PSP. Then the guy sitting in front of me, one of them I don't know if it is purposely trying to make me mad or not they throw the bus ticket back to my seat but of course it didn't hit me. Then I start smiling to myself "If you want to throw, throw properly dude..." Then after that I didn't care, I continue playing my PSP then they are going down the bus already and then this guy threw a straw which he was biting previously and obviously it is towards me but I LOL-ed! It didn't hit me. Then I stare at him for a while and he stare at me for awhile and I continue playing my PSP. I think he was pissed off and expected some action. I ROFL. I was alone by the way, and they are doing this towards me and not the other group of 3 people at the other side of the bus. Seriously, I LOLed!

years ago before I started driving I had many of these experiences. the most funniest one is this kid with a cap that was wayyy shorter and smaller than I am try to play punk with me at MRT, he bumped into me on purpose from the back, I ignored him for the first time, then when it happened again I wanted to turn back and confront him, then when I did, I looked down (on him literally) , I saw BOTH of his hands broken and on metal cast. Wahahaha...then I couldn't help but tried holding back my laughter and giving that kinda cramped face. he gave the "kua simi!" shit at me, then what's worst is, this auntie beside him start to hit his head and yell "ENOUGH LaH!" and I was real surprised at her boldness only to realise it's his mum (the similarities are there). so I got him where it hurts, I "charmed" his mom. "sorry ah auntie... just now I "accidentally" offended your son by bumping him (though otherwise), he's so badly hurt i hope you won't mind. i'm sooooo sorry." the auntie starts hitting his head again turning towards him (and each time flipping the cap lower and lower!! WAHAHA) and yelling "THIS NICE MAN ALREADY SAY SORRY LAH WHAT YOU WANT!" then the kid starts yelling "SOLI MANGKALI LA!" and since the mom wasn't looking at me I showed him the middle finger and "LOSER with CAPITAL L" sign laughing behind her back. and started walking off to enter via the next carriage.

the other last time I saw a kid in uniform getting his ass whalloped by a real ahbeng uncle (I often advise never to mess with the laojiao who's been through it all) from the back of the upper deck of the bus then kicked down the stairs and he kicked him off the bus at the next stop at suntec city HAHAH he's still yelling when the bus closed the doors and drove off "YOU COME DOWN LA! I FIGHT YOU DOWN HERE!" hahaha...

yeah true... i witness an incident a few mths back. took 65 from tampines to go home with a frd. then got tis 5-6 ah beng like disturbing a couple. the guy just smile back n ignore. the bengs even went like "wah... can giv us 'try' ur gal or not ah?" bla bla...
damn noisy... every1 in the bus all ignore.
then...
my frd suddenly stood up,walk to them and punch 1 of them. and offered the rest to fight him. all of a sudden... the bus turns to a mortuary. my frd even told the bengs to get out of the bus. they left at at ubi. the funny thing, they were like signalling my frd to come down ONLY wen the bus starts to move away. funny sak...

and yes, my frd is a laojiao... lol

bla bla bla bla.. go check out the link i highlighted upstairs for more of this kinda stuff.


sibeh onz lor... those were so inspiring, im heading home later taking the 6am mrt like this:

HAHAHAHA!!.. damn stylo.


so anyways the other time:

some biker bar found at the alexander road there.. just thought that the name of the bar is cool. maybe if the shop happens to close down or something, the management and everyone can sing: no handle bar, no handle bar. (insert audience booing)

one more for jian wei's hardcore album collection:



hahaha, im in love with albums with funny names.




super cool micheal phelps GIF i found somewhere in forums.

seacrest out.

now i know you be lovin this shit right here,

L-I-M-P Bizkit is right here.

2009 this year bitches, and they gon be comin back with a new album.

wes borland, the bassist aka my favourite band fella aka the coolest bassist ever aka your favourite fucking band's bassist aint as cool aka chocolate starfish alien
-is back to the best band ever.call them waht they want, but they earned more than all your indie label could earn combined altogether.


holy shit, im at raffles place today. and tmr it would be novena square. meet me fuckers. oh, and i cant stress how much im addicted to this shit. the nike eyebrows woman music has been stuck in my head for the record period of months.



me + sammi cheng = supercute smooth nike eyebrows baby.
speaking of nike, i want this fucking nike lar!! i would saw my own two feet off for those shoes man.


ultra cool and nice mang. i like the slashed effect blood stains. never know how the fuck i can do that in photoshop mang. if i could, it would be epic. it would be all over this blog mang.

ive always prefered freddy krueger as compared to Jason Voorhees cos that ski mask clad fella looks like a bumbling slowsauce dumbass to me. yeah sure hes physically stronger, but freddy's has a higher fucked up intelligence, you know.. and the freddy vs. jason movie was awesome, but the only setback was the last part, where both of them actually supposed to die. like finito. full stop. but they came back to life someway with hintings of a sequel/ to be continued. just like X-men 3 mang. like finish then finish la.. matrix revolution did a great thing. only to come back with animatrix and path of neo. kinda like jay-z you know. oh, this my last album. oh this my last album. eh wait collabo with linkin park?
unwanted encores man.


wah, nabeh. yesterday i watched the 1995 movie, Gia.

its a movie based on true biography where angelina jolie acts as gia, a model that shot to fame instantly. shes brash, hardcore, biker tramp kinda style. the david bowie i don't give a fuck kinda lifestyle and androgynous. shes kinda like syirr. but then she started takind drugs and shit, and acquired AIDS which at that time was new. and then died. lol. my summary is so fucked up. just read up on wiki's plot summary. but the whole movie is moving, sober, fascinating and not forgetting action-packed with lesbian action. !!! OMG MANG! and you can see numerous shots of angelina jolie's tits for real when she was 18 years old. the shape of her tits are unique man. so unique. its like upswept eccentric concave shit up in this joint kinda tits man. and i think it would still appear similar now in present day now too, despite that she has babies and all, i dont think nipples doesnt evolve over the years and celebrities wouldn't want risk their tits to the teeth of their adopted kids by breastfeeding. their milk must be like one of those high grade purchased organic and pure. and to thought that selena was heartwarming, moving and tear-dripping. this one is a far sadder shit and more heartmelting as compared to selena.
the real slimshady

if you havent seen the show/angelina jolie tits before, i suggest you go look it up and watch this somewhere. too bad she took cocaine and fucked her life up. mang she was just too young.
speaking of drugs, ironically the next day my best bud was in deep sorrow and pain when she called me this morning, cos her boyfriend got deported back for trafficking ice.
thats good as gone man. deportation. quite some sad shit when 2-3 years of relationship is at stake man. but im sure he wasn't thinking about you when he was pushin' ice. you have to be realistic.

chill, everything would be fine. heres one to lighten you up:
whut it' do shawty its da ice man Paul Wall.
i got my mouth looking somethin' like a disco bawll.
i got da diamonds and da ice all hand set,
i might cause a cold front if i take a deep breath


Iceman

Paul Wall.
sorry bout the cold shoulders mang. just listen to nelly feat. paul wall's song. Grillz.

naw, but seriously relax okay??



HAHAH!!! CHANGE GON COME. lol! some pre-Obama album. Obama would be so proud bout his Yes We Can change campaign with this album name.

one super mean obama pic:



more tmr,.

Just like peas and rice, the way i cook nigga'z they be yellin fo Jesus Christ

The future of mrt
fucking ultracool right?? man this is so cool, i want a tattoo artist thats ultra versed in doing intricate shit to tattoo this across my chest! in colour! and and if the gah-men decides to like dig more holes under singapore for more stations, i could do an add on mang. is that a neat idea or what mang?


click to zoom.
wlao.. JB too? i think that line would be so dangerous, i predict its gonna be like one of those dark seedy New York subway train station where people get stabbed, raped and murdered. and have homeless people sleeping everywhere. so cool so cool. lol. didnt know that we even have Coney Island. and also more americana names like Dakota. Austin. West Coast. so gangsta.


okay, so i was bored the other day, and i googled mang, since i got so addicted to that word. fuck.(pronounced meeeenng). and the results were tremendous mang!
theres even a Mang blog.
and this guy used the mang in his sentences so smoothly. so so jealous. manny ramirez
he's some legendary baseballer whos a slacker and always late for his shit. good role model. his blog is pronounced extinct man, but im currently reading his archives. and i get inspired every other post i read. mang.

and i stumbled upon this blog where they have alot of epic GIFs.

lol! affan would love this.

The GIF of the Day




a gif from shirley's blog. check her blog out shes coolz.


whattafuck is up with korean dudes mang


completely unrelated! but here's how to make people naked using photoshop. pretty informative... if you're a lonely creepy perv like me...have you ever wondered what hilary clinton looks like naked?
well with this tutorial you finally can! (if you said yes to wondering what she looks like in the nude, i could say "you're gross and shouldn't be on this blog"...but lucky for you anything flies on here, even that, and it's a totally legit answer in my eyes.)




Make Clothes See-thru! - video powered by Metacafe


holyshitwtf. im workin at plaza sing again. this time outdoors. ALONE! been stagnant lately because i have alot of shit to settle. oh and btw, im gonna get my drivers license. JUNE BITCHES!


polo vest, P.R.P.S, theres a man riding a horse on top of my chest.