morning, i came to school, and english class was abt Kumar.
that Ah Gua!!! no la. i admire that guy, cos he got balls to be a women.
malay class was simply= GOLD CLASS
you see,
im malay,
born malay,
raised malay,
speak some malay,
know malay,
then:
i failed my malay o' level mock exam,
lost to:
fat boy (chindian),
dumbass rapper/dj/poser (a damn paki speaking malay),
rikesh (an indian dude forced by his daddy to speak malay),
alot of indonesians (they speak indo. not malay)
and practically everyone that took the paper!
i got 21/70.
read: im like the bottom of bottom,
that is so not sexy!
time to unleash my malay self, my inner malay HULK(well atleast try):
ape ni sia. aku tak tahu melayu punye pasal la! eh mat, gua nak relek satu korner ade pasal ke?. palabuto pukimak kau konek kecik lobang jubo takde rambut la! brambos la, aku nak goncang.
man just torn apart my dri-fit shirt.. what u say? u din understand malay? well, learn a little bit and try to understand after read that.
so demoralised.
pe was, lagi worst, the tiger outran me.
cheebye, my dream team fatboy rugby team lost cos i didnt tapped tiger on the pursuit...
he was like shocked, i was like on the sight of the tiger, an i can literally smell the fear exuding from his black ass, it was dripping with fucking-scared-sauce... then tapped that fucker, skali i see, inside the line. LJB!
then saw KEVIN LING vs ABISHEK. cool man. tall freaks fighting
dnt was ideas ideas ideas... my favourite part of the day... cos everyone LOVES FIREWINX
hahaha
so after that:
the teachers introduced a spanking new programme for PC period:
SEXUAL PROGRAMME...
they gave us Chupa-chup lollipops to shut us the fuck up and listen to the programme. one of coolest teaching technique to get attention of our noisy class.
there was one part, everyone makes sick jokes and mrs han screamed to the class and she was like:
You all dun talk about all this stuffs, we are not here to teaching or talking about sexual education, we are conducting a sexual programme...
isnt that the same shit?
the period was all abt, dun do this, dun do that.
then suddenly, SOMEONE came to the class. Right Timing, Right Place. and Yea Right.
it was Fucking embarassing. scale one to ten of malu-ness: 6 x 10 to-the-power-of 23.
it was like the hottest topic and near climax part of the sex discussion, she comes in.
whole class was OOoooooOOOOooooo......
fuck sey! come at least on a boring math lesson or something.... not SEXUAL PROGRAMME period.
then was a pizza hut a pizza hut kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut.
we ate pizza sponsored by school. tehn there is one part makes me speechless, mr Dragon Wee kicked his shoe, and it flied to a hot chic's head. she cried, and it also makes me cry also. dunno how come. wah seh. i pek chek. i wish she is okay... makes me feel like sexydragon 2002-5.....
whatever la.
so rehearsal requires me to wear this blazer... it was very "cooling"
and someone is pissed at me.
nahbey. sorry la. even though i do anything. if you piss someone off, though your pissed, remember, the person ur pissing off is far more pissed that you.
im just letting one go, im really pissed. just that im hiding it.
to lighten the mood:
this pic beside this damn text: stolen from my bimbo ass sister folder. file robbery.
thats a pad to cover female leakage problems. such dumb pics..
Q:What u call a naked indian man wearing a white belt?
A:Oreo.
acronym of the week: LJB
means: lan jiao bin
wierd ass news:
i saw BOOBY-LICIOUS on a student councillor's bag(Shirley)!! hahahha. omg am i like the last person on earth to know that? DJ poser is at it again.
roy chong has ADD(and also,)
i heard news:
it was choir performance on rehearsal. so,alex choong cant sing, we love jie sheng. anyways, we clapped for jie sheng as he goes for his solo. then its alex's turn, no one claps for that little tool.he got jealous and he sang, so he sounded like fuck, the mic audio squealed and croaked to the mic stand: sssstupid microphone!, BAD MIC. BAD. then he punched the mic as the performance was going and the mic dropped to the floor and it rolled down. everyone laughed at his "smart" move. and cikgu nurliza was like: everyone, shhh... stop laughing dont laugh...
the most fucked up thing, he never got any punishment for that.
thats school for today.
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