sat

saturday.. saturday..
mum woke my ass up from bed and she was like: okay, heres ten bucks.. go survive outside cos im not cooking today.. im goin out.
hows that for a wake up call. everyday it seems i got myself getting up on wrong side of the bed. not surprising that my right side of my bed is placed on the bedroom's wall... but thats not the point. im get easily pissed every morning.its like i wanna scream for God, but apparently, he cant hear me. i wonder. unlucky at most times.

but i really dont know if im lucky or what just now. cant really explain whats the possiblity of that.

i went to STAMFORD PRIMARY SCHOOL.
my former primary school. hosted a Fun Fair. Wow.
and guess what?


I GOT A STORY FOR YALL...

its once a school where:
* i was sent to EM2, did my PSLE

* i got caned by Mr. Lim (balding discipline master, first fella in Singapore to win the -not 4D- but 8D. can you like ever think of a combination of 8 numbers, and win?) almost everyday

* i was SERIOUSLY fat

* i failed badly on every subject except math, dunno what happened now..

* i was beaten up by BULLIES. the lame guy was part of it.. but dunno how nowadays i manage to manhandle him at time of the day

* i was sent home by a school bus everyday

* my dad comes to school and slap my cute chubby fat face.... publicly. ouch.

all this bullshit and more to be spewed if i got the time to tell.. whatever.so i was like went there with cheap guy, and inuyaya.

crampin ma style.

went there and like slowly meeting familiars. creepy cos first two monkshillian i saw there was ramjudeen and jega. wierd.eventually, many many other starts poppin up later...
moment i step in, im like stop looking at me already! that fat dude there is more attractive.!

i saw Faizal Salleh. basketcase. cant believe that fatty's the event planner for the fun fair... well hes maintaining a toss-a-paintball stall.
and we did threw it to him though. 6 times.that fat dude dodged the paintball professionally. he should be in Matrix or something. 2/6 shots successful.+

my dreaded mr lim. that dude. still balding. would be retiring next year. i wanna break his balls before he retires.. cos i wanna shatter his soon-to-come geylang china gal dreams and fantasy..
Lame Guy is smart. He bought drinks for my fellow non-ex-Stamfordian friends... and disappeared to linger with his former gang.
surprisingly not, later, i saw a landmark, Lame Guy spearheading amongst the puny gnomes and dwarfs. Gang reunited. Suck it.and saw the bullies...they look mere midget now.

whats said in my head has a whole lot different perspective compared to last time. back back then, what goes on my head is completely nothing cos i would be shivering like a total wimp. but just now when i met them, my mind was like: oh hey, big guy, nice to see you. again. oh yea, why dont you gimme the normal smack in the head? oh no, you dont wanna? oh. whats this? a handshake? why the fuck are you saying hi to me, huh? motherfucker, c'mon step up. i kill you punk!!lol.

i dont feel like fighting just now. tryin to look all fresh and cool noewat'im sayin?
the canteen:50-cents for a plate of nasi lemak. scoff. nothing compared to monks hill's.

was getting all bored.. kevin and shin shin is enjoying themselves looking at the Crescent Girls gal playing basketball with her skirtand all other monkshillian-stamfordian friends i tried calling , all are like busy, and somehow, i dont know if im lucky or what, but i remembered a hp number.
not sure of calling her, cos i hardly talked to her for quite a long whole.. so i took a stone toss luck throw, called her,. Mother of all miracles, she answered and agreed coming..

she came!! woo. and she was like looking B-E-A-utiful. we went on a tour. it suck to say this, but i love it.anyways she some kinda like a celebrity. all teachers know her. famous and infamous walking. -.-theres one part where a teacher insist me on buying a pink piggy for her. im like: ???
sadly had to leave her later as i need to follow VANESSA buy her stuffus. ey noh i say nah.Foreally, we walk from the school to bras basah popular. and after buying her shit, we went to look for Xue Ling.

unthinkable. simply unthinkable. when kevin is taking the escalator down, his Ripcurl flip-flops got suck in by the mechanisms.. scene was in the middle of a packed and crowded place.he then yanked the whole slippers up and a big piece was chewed away by the escalator. LOL>
went sunshine plazamet Xue Ling,and then Fat Boy, Matthew.and guess what?> they got back from their St Micheals Primary School Fun Fair.
so they ate their crappy Zhe zha or whatever the meal is called. i hate the smell. no one should eat it. stupid mediacorp stars..
then walked to Beancurd City to grab a drink and went to play pool at Parklane... more like Fucklanecheebyeingly boring.saw the Matman, Faiz and Jeremy. after that, Lame Guy pisses me off. he goes home with Vanessa and Matthew. we stayed and played Lan. enfo. sad xueling cannot play her O2 jam.

met up with christy,planned to go watch the fireworks. and then WALKED our asses to city hall, so many peoples. then go to Esplanade, what the fuck.

a sea of singaporeans jammed up at the beachfront..ate the Ah Pek Ice Cream... waht a line. wondering how does the Atap Chee Ice Cream taste like. after that, we bashed through barricades and crowded Singaporean citizens. the density of humans per square metre is like five. anyho, we made it through the thick dark masses..got to say its worth it. the fireworks is simply brilliant. awesome.

titilatting. cant find a suitable vocab to match the experience. you wouldnt want to be anywhere else in the world right now.
i sparked a dream of having sex in one of the nearby hotels and beside the bed, opened the curtains of the windows and the fireworks going on after the progress of doing it. that would be sweet!!!
on the way to meet Sam Chua at Carls Jr., i saw Wiki!

wikiwikiwikiafter that, we sat on a patch of grass waiting to meet Jannah and Wani...after they came. a found out a new form of flavour cigarettes. SKL. Strawberry.my POV: all cigarettes taste, smell, feel like shit, regardless of any flavour.
after that, went to Carl's Jr. met up with Samantha Chua, Sylvia and Angie (she drives a Suzuki. damn.) sat and talked, after that.
WE WALKED!! again... to rochor beancurd. again!sat and eat tau huay.inuyaya father drove us home after that.
class skit discussion tml.