my blog is like telling an internet momma hows school today.

what a great day today, and a quarter of my fucking day was spent on well deserved sleep!


oh yea, the previous post was edited, because:



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(this top part is edited cos someone cant take a joke)

okay, moving on.
today was the day where the fuck never gets fucking better.

its the thu-thu-thursday!

kim possible!!! toot-toot-tooot-tot-tot.

highlight for today:

NAPHA challenge...
and the acronym which pretty much means National A?? Physical H?? Association.
i dunno what it means but fuck you. NAPHA is a test where you do all kinds of test that proves how much your bodily power can displace. oh yea. we dun talk abt passes. we are talking about the A's baby. this is how we do. my class standards:

A = Awlright!!!

B = Bullshit

C = Crocodileshit

D = Donkeyshit

E = Elephantshit

F(fail) = Full of shit

so it was like this, first up, my class went to the 4 x 10 shuttle run station.
alot of peoples did fucking good. memorable one was wendy's run.. she was running like a graceful fucking horse galloping. no, no. literally. she runs kinda fast, but she looks as if shes sprinting but with her chest up straight and her knees was so high up.
almost all dudes got 9 secs. clearly an A. i got 10.2 secs and the time required for A is 10.2secs. ciby! anyways the teachers timing that shit are LTK and AKK. Both of them are house-ist. gonna complaint!! oh yea. someone is looking at me on top of the gallery like a freaking sniper. so pressurising.....

then next up, sit-ups station.
to get an A grade, you must do more than 42 sit-ups in 1 minute,. everyone i my class got waaay beyond A. me and ron decided to stay safely cool and be sensible, cos we need the extra energy for the last station, pull up. which is by far the fucking toughest plus its the last station and we would be dead tired by then. so me and ron did this: do 43 sit-ups in 30seconds, and take a short nap on the mat provided.(sit-ups are chicken feet shit for us)
the 6 pecs arent there for nothing man...

after that, is long distance jump station.
to get an A grade, 249cm... i fucked up kevin's A when before he jumps i say: HEY! DO THIS FOR SARRAL!! and that fucks up his mind till i think he got a B only. lol! Andrew fly to 273. Kodak moments when u see him fly. and i got a freaking A, bitches! 260 cm!! second best in class.. chin wee was not bad also

then its my favourite, the sit-and-reach station.
to get an A grade, 42cm.
not many in my class got the A. the station was simply brokeback. (literally and not gay). cos its simply back breaking. whilst waiting, you can see the panorama of lower sec kids running around in the hall like kindergarden. then i see, Thinko. and was like shouting. then trow tissue paper down and hit her. lol. oh yea, what caught my eye, seen a gal from 2/2 run. very fast. so it was my turn... did my max, i got an OMG 62 cm. best in class. prolly best in school.*boast* muahahahhaha bitches!

finally, the main event:
pull up station..
most of my class peoples got at least one. biggie christopher did 6 half pull ups = half+ half + half + half + half + half = 3 pull ups. but sadly he still got a zero... my student X did only 1 pull up cos he suddenly got no strength. ron did 10 and as always, finishing it with the stupid spiderman flip. aarons one is the best, worm style. 2 pull ups but still, funny. LIM JIAN XIAN was a disgrace. a big fat zer0.... ram did 12. and then shit

its my turn. and i got so tense, as i walk up to the ladder... everyone was like WwOOOOOOOooooOOOOOoooooOOOooo *highlight* but wasnt the time to enjoy my killer entrance. shit i should go up like they do in wrestling: must have Shawn Micheals music when ring entrance, then gif my class peoples supportive WWE placards... and Mexican waves
whatever. so i got 14. cos i happened to released a muscle while on the 12th, and cannot go back up. its like fuck! so they were like C'mon c'mon... 20! 20! but i really cannot go back up.
so someone was like: DO THE FISH METHOD!!!!
but by then its times up, i do the fish method. damn gay. best in class still/



so overall for today: A/B ,A ,A ,A, A


still havent do my 2.4km run yet... looking forward for an A also, my class people that ran already, no one gets an A. wanna get a 10 mins - but with a little finesse.