student visa, homie

ZOMG!!!

heres roughly whats gonna happen next year:

Perth and Sale, Australia.(CHRISTAY!)
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
London, Crawley and Stoke on Trent, UK! (ZOMG)
Vaxholm, Stockholm and Goteborg, Sweden(ZOMG)
Guaynabo, Puerto Rico (Angel!!)
Batangas, Phillipines
Madrid, Spain (ZOMG!!)
Hong Kong Island, Hong Kong
Mumbai, India(maybe)
Medan, Indonesia


this is like for real and in fact, i was shocked actually.sadly im not gonna head there for vacation. purely for education purpose.
except for the philly land, indonesia and malaysia part. woooooo omg!

nicholas

found this in nicholas's friendster. fucken awesome. goes waay back to late months of exams. abundance of PC/free periods results to the picture you see here. it wasnt entirely a time wasting thing to draw on people. and initially it was school at that time, and people would be utilising every second they had then for study. it started with small sketches on the forearm, and then it escalates to the a sleeve, then to the chest and then nick suggests "lets like do a fucking yakuza." theres a reason to everything. imagination is waaaaaay more important than knowledge. im game for a debate with anyone who thinks other wise.

there wasnt enough time for me to complete the back part.

anyone who had their skin drawn by me and took a picture of it and still has it, find me and SEND ME THE FUCKING PICTURE! i really need it. reward awaits.

nothing much going on lately
assile's in hospital due to kidney INFECTION, nothing cancerous. she should be discharged today. and im getting money, bummer about the R-triple-C banquet job interview..

i'll be right back. an arms trade rendezvous going on later. im involved. really.

the great morning salsa

Currently listening:

Toxic - Britney Spears and some salsa song, Channel News Asia and MSN Messenger alerts

insomnia-induced post again

so anyways, star movies succeeds killing a quarter of my day, and i actually watched all six star wars movie. i swear that i was praying to God for some productive event to turn up. i cant sleep. maybe because money problem wakes me up. that happens to me alot of time. ive brushed the best and the worst of finance and almost always insomnia's the result.

yesterday, my wallet went broke-as-a-joke-flat-zero. and i REALLY have to like earn $100 in like 4 days. sounds possible, but currently i've got no job, and im actually trying to resolve this without using my savings or anyones financial help for that matter. im gonna raise that hundred bucks myself without surpassing that dateline. this shit usually occurs when you have get a sum of money reserved for a date. such as someone's birthday, pay a loan by that date or like paying a repairman. kinda like the Saved by the Balls game.

ugh i missed the days when thousand dollar are alway on the tap. the 5-digit sum in the bank would be savaged and ravaged by art school expenditure next year. and to purchase and drive my own(not dad's) car by mid-2008, i got to be kidding. oh wells, here comes the cold water.

anyway, speaking of a great waste of unproductivity: spending time with december birthday boy chalet planning. for alcohol's sake, several undesirables such as: invitation of the Whopper, a fee imposed for entry.

therefore, defeating the purpose, an imbalance in the equation of fun.

usually, im a bottom-line kind of thinker. ultimate result is what matters to me when i am in a conference/argument/debate and that favours mainly for logical thinkers such as businessmens and mathematicians.irony that i seriously suck in maths. geeks usually possess that kind of thinking. for example, they look forward for the sex as soon as possible when they are having a relationship. study Russell Crowe in A Beautiful Mind if you know what i mean. but of course a algorithmic-horny mind like that is far out compared to mine. uh.. social robots.its probably in the other end of the spectrum. i think i should summarise the whole left/right brain thingy here some time soon..

oh, and i just learnt about the rock and gold situation. ill tell you guys one day. about my recent parting from my significant other, i want to talk about mens.ugh.. im so not sleepy even now. okay time to be serious, im about to seize the day by doing this.


Male society may seem on the surface like it runs rampant in society- there are strip cubs, pron websites, Maxim-styled magazines, and titillating advertisments everywhere. but, despite all this, true male desire is often kept repressed.

Men think about sex more than they will ever let women, or even each other, know. teachers think about fucking their students, father think about fucking their daugther's friends, doctor think about fucking their patients. And right now, any woman with even an iota of sex appeal , there's probably a man somewhere in the world who's touching himself and thinking about what it would be like to fuck her. she may not even know him: he may be that businessman who walked past her in the street or the student that sat across from her in the MRT. And any man who tells a woman otherwise is most likely doing so because he's trying to get in her pants, or the pants of some lady within earshot. the great lie in modern dating is that in order to sleep with a woman, a man must pretend initially as if he doesnt want to.

Most appalling to women is the male obsession with strippers, porn stars and teenage girls. it is abhorrent because it threatens a women's reality. if all men really desire a woman like that, then where does that leave her marriage and happily-ever-after fantasies? Shes doomed to live with them with a man who really wants that FHM model or the neighbour's daughter or that pornstar in that video files he hides in his laptop. as a woman ages, an eighteen-year old would always be eighteen. love is dashed on the rocks in the face of possibility that a man doesnt want a person but a body

Fortunately,this is not the entire story. mens are visual-thinkers; thus we are often deceived by our eyes. but the truth is that the fantasy is better than the reality. i had just learned that lesson. most mens eventually learn that lesson.

Men are not dogs. we merely think we are and, on occasion, act as if we are. But by believing in our nobler nature, woman has the amazing power to inspire us to live up to it. This is the reason why mens fear commitment. and sometimes, even rebel against it endeavoring to bring out the worst in a woman.

i keep telling myself that i have a Solomon-like wisdom.

tiffanie could like join the Urban editorials and like do the Fash Hag strip part-time.

man! i have to try poetry/sissy-ballad/(insert faggy hobby here) some day.

its britney's gimme more now. i need to sleep bye

she left me for real.

i feel dead.

fubar. everything is fubar.

im not gonna answer or call anyone today. everyone, anyone. im gonna lock myself my room with this laptop. complete solitude. ugh.

logically, i know im being controlled by my emotions. But my logic is 2 percent right now. i feel emotionally raw.

i feel strange and empty, just like after taking a shit.
(convulsions)


i feel shit empty.


dolla dolla bill yaw.

little robbing fucker

i feel bad. i feel like a robbing fucker that takes shit from other peoples folder. but someone said its okay, if you at least leave a gentle note/credit.

But anyways who cares, its here, the class barbeque is like here, and unlike lamenting about floorball woes and miserable sex/love life (huhuh you know who), im back as usual, -posting recent pics and giving honest opinions on what would makes the current world awesome, just like any other notable blogs. notable as in politically incorrect ones. :D
yes, peoples... General Paper essays are spelt just like how they are pronounced: Eass-zzzay. its easy as it sounds after learning the basics. just like riding a bicycle. i suggest for anyone by the 14 year old age, should start on general paper study. it improves you alot, i shit you not.

so where was i? yea, the class barbeque. all thanks to Linette, all the pictures are in photobucket folders and they were excellently executed shots because most of them featured me :D. such bummer that her batteries went dead flat when we were about to take group photos. so, a camera phone does the job.

the whole trip was awesome, in fact, the whole 24 hours was awesome.
great sleep from 12 to 8,
went out with two kinds of Samanthas 10-ish to 3
met Han, went marker shopping and had McLunch-iao 3-4-ish
went to Thailand everything was yellow and i got lost in the jungle of Thai pubs and discos
and back to Singapore, Jinfong house
then cooking the barbeque food and pasta 4-ish to 5plus
then a long cab to East Coast Park,
met the peoples. then it goes from there. it includes carrying a hundred odd drink cans for a full mile (1.6km, come on.)
and i did alot of things i loved and missed doing:

bicycle drifting
rocket launching
marker tattooing
eating immense quantity of protein(meat, chicken chops, satay, sausage)
and uhuhuh

the spot
draw draw
just gimme the light

leg tattooing. shes crying actually
sompolpong got happy with her tattoo
a big show off
some emo black-and-white shit melvin suggested.
rocket waiting

sparklers throwing
oh, i have an excuse for that one, i was feeling a little heavy. hence the stance.
fadzil's leg
OWJ chao bin
nicklas!

the dudes!
jim goh!
clement!
aaron!
little woman.
fly
they are aggressively caressing my fly

anyways theres more actually:

heres the link to see pics of the Event itself

and actually theres more pics of

the Graduation. complete with some smoking hot chic (literally and almost figuratively) wearing bikini swimming by the pool.

those were linette's picture anyways. well, i think starting the day updating the blog early in a bright 8am morning with a McBreakfast is quite an experience.

oh, and i just had my card removed from the fucked up camera. it involves painstakingly unscrewing all the small screws and meticulous screwing back. your gonna see some kinda recent pics.

ill post it up soon.

hey, i got some new shoes on the ...

Urgent need for you guys help.

NAFA or La Salle !? i need to choose either one of these. i can't afford to go to poly even if i have below 10 points.. all of them are just too far from home.




Nanyang Academy of Fine Arts,

Basically:

Nearest to National Library Bras Basah Complex and Dhoby Ghaut MRT,

1-km further from home and 0.1-km further from Rochor Beancurd

Already acquired the Direct Entry to this school,

Kick-ass computer labs,

Art (Teaching) course available,

Have a sucky-er name,

Students there exceptionally suck at their work (personal POV),

Many friends(including best and good ones) currently studying there,

Plain school architecture and carpark almost non-existant,

Chances of studying abroad is near negligible

More mats,

Facilities:

Campus 1
3 spacious art galleries with a total exhibition area of 850 sqm
6 skylight studios which allow painting in natural, evenly-distributed daylight
4 master painters’ studios
A creative media studio with cuttingedge technology for 3D animation and special effects, and sophisticated audio-video production facilities
2 jewellery workshops with casting, processing and setting facilities
2 photography studios with advanced studio flash systems and professional digital cameras
Photography darkrooms
Interior design material & project room, drafting studio, and 3D model workshop
A well-equipped People’s Scholarship Fund Library that houses an impressive collection of arts-related publications and journals

Campus 2
A Fashion Boutique Gallery for staging fashion shows and displaying students’ designs
A lecture theatre equipped with video-conferencing facilities
CAD/CAM system for computerised design and production
5 textile workshops (Batik printing, textile development, embroidery design)
4 Quality Control workshops with sophisticated steamers and specialised garment machines
Workshops for drafting, draping and project work

Campus 3
A plush 380-seat Lee Foundation Theatre with a rotating central platform on stage, an adjustable orchestra pit and superb acoustics
A compact Studio Theatre (“Black Box”) with 196 retractable seats
A circular rooftop amphitheatre with tiered seating for outdoor performances
A Recital Hall with acoustic properties and a music technology suite
A television production studio
Soundproof music studios
Dance studios


La-Salle SIA College of the Arts,

Basically:

Nearest to Home (distance-wise), Sim Lim Square and Rochor Beancurd,

Graphic Design course available,

Felicia Teo hailed from this school,

Have a cool-er name,

Students there are just as intimidating as their works,

Sweeter architecture and cool underground carpark,

Not many close friends there,

Super-high chances of studying abroad


Facilities:


Singapore’s largest contemporary art exhibition and gallery space
The region’s first Theatre and Art Production Workshop which will let you create full-scale sets on-campus
Three theatres, including Singapore’s first black box theatre with flexible ‘in-the-round’ seating for up 250 people, as well as dance studios
High-Definition (HD) filmmaking facilities powered by Sony and Apple, including facilities for animation film production and two lecture theatres cum HD cinemas
Learning Management System by Apple, enabling self-paced online learning, secure storage and digital content management
‘Converged’ network communications infrastructure by Cisco, including a wireless network environment, supporting services like e-learning, video conferencing, education, digital media and campus security
Exhibitions & Gallery Spaces
LASALLE's Institute of Contemporary Arts (ICA) Singapore manages the largest exhibition and gallery space devoted to contemporary art in Singapore, comprising a permanent exhibition area of about 920 sqm, and 1840 sqm of temporary exhibition space.


ICA Gallery
The ICA Gallery is devoted to the presentation of significant local and international contemporary art and design, including works of emerging Singaporean and Asian artist to local and international audiences through both on-site and touring exhibitions, and introduces the work of internationally established artists to audiences in Singapore.

Earl Lu Gallery

The Earl Lu Gallery has established itself as Singapore's premier contemporary art exhibition venue and will continue to play a significant role in the development of contemporary art in the region.

Brother Joseph McNally Gallery
The Brother Joseph McNally Gallery celebrates the artistic achievements of LASALLE's late founder, Brother Joseph McNally.

It showcases the rich collection of sculptures he had produced from 1974 to 2002, as well as inspiring multimedia narratives of his life and thoughts, and contributions to Singapore's vibrant arts scene.

Praxis Space
Managed by the Faculty of Fine Arts, the Praxis Space is an exhibition space for students and staff from the faculty to showcase their works, as well as for them to curate works by other leading contemporary artists. Praxis Space is located on the ground floor of Block H.

Theatres
The Institution boasts of three performing arts theatres with advanced theatre technology. This allows audience to enjoy quality performances, while simulating real world experience for students.

The Singapore Airlines Theatre (Main Theatre)
The Main Theatre, which seats 500, is a venue for major public performances of theatre, music and dance. It has a fore-stage with an orchestra pit that can accommodate up to 35 musicians, full scenery flying facilities, the latest lighting and sound equipment, dressing rooms and fully-equipped workshops for scenery, props and costume construction.

Creative Cube
This is the perfect stage for theatre performances and multimedia events. It is the first black box theatre in Singapore with flexible “in-the-round” seating for 250 people.

Flexible Performing Space
This space has a flexible seating system, lighting and sound facilities that make it suitable for experimental performances and events.

Library

A Singapore collection of local artists, art scene and lifestyle
Specialist art dictionaries, encyclopaedias and directories
Exhibition catalogues of local and foreign artists
Online MIT Press and Oxford journals
Audio-visual collection, including music CDs, CD-ROMs, videos and DVDs


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Finally!!!
ST JAMES tonight!! gonna get laid tonight. at least! hahha.
oh!
a post, finally and i got to say, its quite fun.
im finally salvaged from the shithole.
its been awhile huh?
When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
why huh?
get ready to read bitch.
Talk slowly but think quickly.
im never ever gonna do this shit again. its unhealthy after 3 weeks of mcdonalds and starbucks.
and what the fuck.. don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. back it up for a minute.omg. oh, and i just got a zebra wallet, and now i love anything zebra.bob your head like a zebra. woowoowowowwooo. Patron! Patron is nice! DOM are for dicks! wowoowowoowooo. e-brake accel-off, jumpjet go! joveina is talking right now. yea, shes talking. and yea, i think i ran alot just now! it was a kick.and oh, i forgot. tiffanie is a bizzotch. i think i would kick her ass in dancing. dragonfly. A-cup muack. im a 2-oh-oh-7 Nino, homie dont act like you dont know what i mean, oh. you seee im the freshest motherfucker on the scene-oh. huhuhuhh. oh, and and im finding $120 to make a passport yaw! malaya trippin this friday. in disagreements, fight fairly. no name calling. i think the new DiCaprio movie suck. give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. i think im gonna rock for english, and like i think i blazed the whole way through for Design and Technology paper. and i deserve a big couch in my bedroom.this is why im hot.
holla at your fucking boy!! i happened to know a chick that knew hot to shake her ass fast like hell.(pre-exam clubbing, long story) and i knew her through bread-and-butter number exchange technique and coolness, shes from R-G-fucking-S. never get yourself in a whats the best girl school in singapore with a girl from one. really. gonna be spending some kickin ass time this christmas with her. my imeem playlist sucks. more kiss and telly later. losers kiss and tell. oh wells, but i gotta say business ladies have nice asses. really. marry a man/woman you love to talk to. as you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. be engaged at least six months before you get married. must learn french. anyone who could teach me french at a reasonable fee, call me. or tag. i think everyone
oh yea,theres no battery in my camera, but im actually having fun with my 2002 MERCEDES CLK-DTM rc car, its SOOOO FUN!! never laugh at anyone's dream. people who don't have dreams don't have much. im gonna give a more organised and a more linear post SOON! this for real, homie! akeelah and the bee DVD kicked ass really! smile when picking up the phone. the caller will hear it in your voice.
so people, lets exude pulchritude.
Spend some time alone.