Friday, February 29, 2008

Don't Trip!!

I think theres alot more chinese chics that uses more bodoh's and siol's than i do. And more recently:

Ehpper bottem jeans, boots with the furrr.. hole club lookin' at
hurrrr....


Photolog as promised:

Forza Motorsport 2 fun.

Rollin' on my pimped out multi-million dollah Aston Martin. Everything maxed out.
Shinin' chrome twenny-three inches dubs and ma' name iced out and bling on tha candy paint biatch!! Flossin' and ballin', nigga I'm F to tha L to tha Y fly.. Jyeaaaa (gangsta face)
Grade 999 U-class Supra, 1200-odd horsepower engine.. Simulation tuning.

i stumbled upon a couple of old pics album at chistopher's house:
Jonathan.
Christopher had an addiction with sniffing his own arm back then. lol. it was classic. as you can see by the way he dress in the picture, you can understand why people calls him the big boss.
Legolas the Cat.
Hahahah!! Zhi Shin. this is not photoshopped or edited in any way, its just the picture.
Buff guy.
Buzzcut! we had fashionable hair back then. huhuh. Me and Foo Jie Sheng.

Then to christopher's vault of hard liquor, the bottles are all ginormous:


Bombayy!! polarised, wtf.
Cuervo.
The Milo coffee. the big deal. some say its so good, that it could be drunk raw.
50 cent.
liqueur, not liqour.
To get anybody to sleep with you: conversations and Hennessy.
Absolut 100 50% alcohol.

And went out with syirr, she was alone in the cyber cafe. kinda pathetic. 4.50 per hour, lol.
the pic may not look really convincing but a series skating incidents results a swollen buldge on the other side of her fore-arm; so large, it looks like another muscular bicep on the arm. shes nuts.

Then back at home, custom bike mod:

matt jet black
after this stage, the bike would be ruined with permanent white paint markers. by me of course.

then maj's home for interior design class
an Absolut vodka translucent maya piramid rack christmas tree design.. what a description.
star on top of christmas tree
floor plan for the booth.

Maj is nice, Right right??

and new ipod:
80GB bitches! and its as slim than yo nano. (brags on and on)
old ipod
carbon fiber tuner ipod
a new lease of life.

and finally:


random shit. it looks like the tag fell inside the katong laksa soup. oh, and i dont work there for that matter.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

bam, supernature god damn

i wasted a bottle of Absolut Vanilia Vodka. Fuck you all.
just another great day spent with ..............

i need to get superskinny and wear a beanie.

Monday, February 25, 2008

The whole city got Benz, Sir, he got three.

its gonna be a fuckin interesting week.
i need to get alot of shit done:

i wanna mention what happened for the past proactive few days, but i just couldnt remember shit. haha.
i cant believe i wasted my unless wedding, Rambo 4 with my buddy and many other cooler proactive and funner stuff - for the price of goin out with herrr... i hate this kinda prissy prim and proper kinda relationships like what many common singaporeans has. i want something NOT conventional. yea, yea, i know my persuasion skills are through the roof, but this one is a tough challenge and i need than more than just distinction in singlish oral to communicate with her. its like:
"aiya, nort say ur english lyk shit la, but can sae in english english nort?"
how adorable.oh, and also, i SMS alot now, someone, please slit me throat hard!.
First and fucking foremost:

MY 30GB iPod survived!!
no wait, it resurrected actually. all it needs is an iPod genius-nerd and a small fee to pay for repair. and not forgetting my buddy also (wink wink)
so right now, i have 3 ipods. back then i used to dream of owning an ipod.
im thinking of getting that momorobo custom skin for this old rugged ass pristine piece of 30gb audio sex device.

and i got a project for this week.. its gonna be fuckin awesome, im stoked about it.
Bike Mod, bitches

And someone stole my job! but good thing that i wont be working after april, because schools gonna fucking start. WOWOWOOWWW!!!

And uhh... i have pictures, i just cant find time to upload it now. and i dont think i would upload kiss-and-tell pics. i'll try, but i will try my best to upload pics in the next post. im busy, remember? alright people. stay tuuuuuneed... and green tea is the shiiiittt

Thursday, February 21, 2008

no cheap trills (baby), fill the briefcase with $3 bills

sya. the most awesomest pic i ever took!
im kinda like drawing and shit
an ambiguous and small head
syirr :)
i hate you
i kinda look like Big Smoke in GTA
an expensive big pile of turd which tasted great
erin smaking syirr's ass
erin's broken watch

Monday, February 18, 2008

Man! You're full of .....

a good buddy of mine made this for me.
market still fucking up
zouk flea-market spree
pen pen

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Chien Chien Chien!! Hen Da Chien!!

its so nice, i actually orgasm gummies.
oh, did i mention that i am a part-time loan shark
why hang dead chickens when you have kevin ling
my design studio
99 pink and white roses bouquet= $620
uhh.. cheap stuff.
99 perfect roses = $1022
blind
aww..
aww.. aww.. aww...
a team i'd join if im a lesbian
me and linette at cathay. shes so cute, i'd name my daughter after her.
brainless show, but i got a free compact waterbottle.


sorry for the hold-up people... im busy getting rich.