Wednesday, January 30, 2008

sweating when they see me, cos' im apparently hot.

I

LOVE

HEART

ADORE

ENJOY

want SEXY TIME with




MY JOB....

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Monday, January 21, 2008

if i find a place in this world someday

Listening to:
Sweetest Girl - Wyclef Jean feat. Akon, Lil' Wayne and Niaa
Dollar Dollar Dill Yaw.
is it me or is that song making me feel more pathetic.
im gonna be leaving you guys for quite a while, though i just did. i got a 22 day job contract, which would skyrocket me to richness. harharhar.

im getting the new ipod touch, or maybe, the new ipod nano with nike running set and a shoe.

i was following my friend shoe shopping, and it turns out, its kinda hard to find a suitable one for my flat-footed friend.
good thing that novena square's VELOCITY just around the corner hood.
so anyways, the best shoe in the shop was for flat-footer.

shinman: the triax+ 11 looks cool huh, but the old one's better

me: structure triax+ 11 is new, but the 10 is almost the same. just think of it as mitsubishi evo 10.

im so gonna get the air zoom katana S4. tiffanie's soooo gonna orgasm her sadness away when she sees them on my feet.

SAMANTHA IS SAD!! REALLY SAD!

somebody, please be her boyfriend/girlfriend.

yeah, thats mini Ada and a large ass hairy sandy cock awaits her.

you could see more shit like this here:


it was great fun at sentosa that time. and syirr (damn you, lesbian.) and samantha (cry more!) have to be kicking their own foot now.
Mira and her boyfriend met us at the Harbourfront, and two other chics followed (cant remember their names).
Then this two angmoh couple gave us 2 ez-link cards. then had mcbreakfast, and then they left us at the sentosa ticketing station.
Thumb was my main man all the way after that, then Ada and the Ronman came, followed by meeting Wank at the pavillion. It fucking rained and after the rain is gone, we played sandcastle, but it wasn't even close to sand castles as you could see that pic above, Then the Han man arrives with Jay(or something) with two other Hwa Chong runners (i can beat them). then we played frisbee, soccer. and then they took on China soccer players which sucked. and then there was 6-ish chics from Saint Andrews JC. cant remember most of their name, but i remembered, Priscilla and Fiona and another one also from RVHS which was really great. Played touch rugby then fun in the water, then played captains ball. Shower left sentosa and we had dinner at harborfront food court. had one of the best dinner, and Thumb was pissed with one indian fella who sold us the chicken rice because he was stuck up and ignorant. He wanted to take his head and stuff it in the steaming rice cooker. It was hilarious by the way he told it. Malina, Jasmine, Mariam, Alex and Haris then came to meet us to eat also. then after that we went to Candy Empire. Then after that, i cant remember much. have fun i guess, and i remembered Mariam mooned her fucking ass in public. Instant trauma. Then we went home after that.
i feel like a little boy recalling a story to momma

oh! and i've learned a new acronym: pHD

me: so what school you in now?
jasmine: .....
ada: oh! she ar.... she already pHD leh!!
me: really ar?!
ada: yeah! poly half-way dropout.
jasmine: :(
im going to work tomorrow! wee! hahha okay, see you in a week or so.. i try my best to update more.

Friday, January 11, 2008

music is my life, cos' my life is music, the beat of the drum in your heart.



OMG peoples!


you gotta spare me a minute by listening to 5ive!


It's on the playlist. Don't mind that sad shit on first, just omg! Listen to 5ive dammit!!


I don't know about you, but i think its borderline sexy. It sticks to the head, Its sooo bad, its almost awesome..


I still remember the days when it was primary 6 when i used to shit in my pants when i get bullied alot of time, it was embarassing, and PSLE was all up in my ass. This song was a saviour, kind of a happy-maker. Boybands were sadly my friend at that time.




you. know. that. you. got. what. i. like! lol.



Oh, i can kick your ass in Scrabulous, and any racing apps in Facebook. Oh, and did i mention, bigtime? I'm kinda like a dragon thats sexy in those games. Huhuh.


I think im addicted to that site. I feel like im becoming more of that Witchburn bitch in Sydney White (you guys have to watch that show, 4-stars rating and a must-watch by my stringent standards.)
Amanda Bynes, the hot siren from Nickelodeon, acts as Snow White of present time and various other cast resembles as the fable's character, such as the poison apple given to snow white comes in the form of a computer virus of Sydney White's Apple laptop, making her fall asleep doing homework overnight. awww, i almost spoilt the whole show.
Oh, and also, im afraid that the 7 nerds (dwarves) matches the personalities of most of the dude i know.
Hilarious, odd-ball humor, best watched in a group.

I'm sick of nightlife. I hate rotating the same 6 shirts everytime i go out at night.. I wanna go shopping, but that makes me feel like a sissy. not cool. I'd love to be rich and wear different things everytime i go out at night. well, who wouldn't love that too.

Poly openhouses coming up, not sure if i still wanna go to art school, but if any courses, particularly art, that comes to my liking, i would take it though it requires loooong trip in the MRT to the poly.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

holy pizza

the papaya sisters
the family. they love pork.
oh come on, we never drink alcohol. why should we show pictures of alcohol. we are healthy people
the fridge is covered with food, finally
autistic and disabled kids from the handicapped school nearby
edmund as part-time bartender
me: AY! KEVIN LAYNG, LYCHAY MARTAYNAY, LAY!!
these were from hearing-impaired institute
the rocket cock. the view was more hilarious when it jiggles on the soup
we are the fast people. ling man

steamboat
sad now,
but happy when theres a sausage in his mouth. huhuh
muar chee bye
chin wee
shaggy goat
look at the kid, shes so happy when given the joy and oppurtunites of playing music. happiness and joy can be offered to other autistic kids when more donation is given to the chao yang school of the handicapped.
so if you wish to help this kid through donation, please feel free do so by calling the hotline, 91118518, and ask for xueling's number.
fake hair
the jon man
karaoke can be very emotional sometimes. and drugs may not be enough
song played
he looks alot nicer this way.
stay, away.
me and daph
cock pain
midnight fun time
oh, and tiffanie was there. like omg, you sooo missed it. she plays floorball in the new years eve. zhi shin: i don't care, i was busy .. .... lol.(inside joke)
expecting to get something inside.
Oh, before i forget, theres gonna be a Welcome to my Show GangBang special, trust me it would not be that good, but its worth watching.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Bueysong without reason

Currently Listening to:
Bloc Party - Helicopter

Bet'uh luck next t'ime.
My Bri'-tish accent is almost impeccable now. If yuh understund whurt I'm sa'ing.

And currently reading and learning stuff like this. Interesting, but man those guys are dumbasses. Yeah okay, you've graduated from university, philosophy. Tell you what get a class 3 driver's license, live for another 20 years, find a cab company to work in, then spread your words to everyone that gets in. I bet that at least 97% of the Singaporeans reads the second last page of daily Strait Times, yes, that one where senior writers ) discuss current affairs.
Like Janadas Anandan that old indian guy with glasses, honestly I think he's completely full of shit. One particular topic he wrote: Why do we wish Happy New Year? Come the fuck on. He reminds me of that Melvinder twat guy (indian also, bespectacled looks like that guy, but definitely talks like that guy), maybe he was like that when he was young - has difficulty getting straight to the fucking point. Its just like listening to that (another)old indian busker guy that plays christian music in the Novena Underground. Moral of the story: Who cares. Oh, thats a fallacy? Fuck you. I'm smarter than you. I'm so smart that I failed 'O' levels. I may not be academically strong, but my opinion could smite you down straight to oblivion. Me thinks experience is more important than knowledge. Because with experience, comes knowledge plus various intelligence. I think I'd rather spend an hour:

Hanging around and talking with a regional gang boss with his cousins THAN reading a chapter in maths regarding trigo.

Listening to podcast and rap music THAN listening to love musics of any genre.

Watching HBO movies THAN reading a book.

I think I'm gonna do my 'A' Levels GP here, you guys just grade.

Anyways, someone that I know told moi, that someone that she knew, told her that - Cheeky's gonna close down for good again. And Phunk Bar closed some weeks months back. I miss going to smaller clubs. Everyone's personality in there is far more interesting than anyonein school.
Oh, and SEE! i told you, i told you, read last Sunday's paper. More people are deliberately not having a handphone anymore. Its like a phenomenon. Many various reasons, predominantly, the bother. Tell your son that I set the trend.

I'll continue writing later. brb.
OH MY GOD! THEY ARE BACK.

Friday, January 04, 2008

let me show you some fortune maisty

Currently listening to:
Hime

shes's hot.


What ya'll think about this new look huh? Fucking fresh no?
Its the new year, new beginnings. and i grew tired of this shitty blog. Maybe a revamp would perk my brain up. Oh, yeah it did, and maybe i should start tagging in my blog and own a handphone. I never liked tagging in my blog. It just feel kinda wrong, like writing your own hands. And handphones are a bother, not that I can't afford them (I even could buy a fucking Vertu if i want to, so stop giving me that theres always a $0 handphone), personally I think a handphone makes me uneasy. It's kind of a bigtime bother and I'd rather have a large iPod Classic in my left pocket than a phone. Oh and not to mention talking to someone else on the when someone's beside you or during an event/gathering or having a conversation and stopping midway to answer a call while the other fella is forced to wait and ponder. Disgusting. I feel deep and emo right now, so suck my dick.
Oh, and I've also given up on the blog description. I just realised after reading the former that i couldn't make any sense or meaning whatsoever.

Im experienceing tremor at home right now. Frankly, I don't care if the house collapse and the debris pulverising me straight to death. I doesn't matter anymore because I' m feeling so sad. So sad, like a sissygirl. Maybe its because I've missed the Bangkok trip for the start of the year and I feel left out. Boohoo-ness.

I bet:

Christy's gonna get drunk. or maybe undergo sexchange since shes in Bangkok

Edmund's gonna make a WelcometomyShow video over there. it would include: im substituting the malaaayyy...

The Shin-man's gonna get into a club packed with chics and thumping with loud techno/dance music and then make a overseas call to my house and it would go something like this:
" AY! SA-LAY-HIN!! I DONNO I CAN HEAR YOU AR, BUT RIGHT! I'M CLUBBING LEH. WE ARE HAVING FUN LEH! "


uuuuuhhhhhh..... man

i watched talladega nights in HBO for about 4 times this week. Well, did not watch all 4 movies entirely. but still, the show still retains its magic. . and i watched tokyo drift in HBO a couple of times also. sweet, but doesnt kick it as great as talladega.
Shake and Bake baby
oh, before i go:
http://veilside.com/veilsideusa/aero/honda/NSX.htm

oooooh, sex car of 2007.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

show some PDA for Laurent Garnier!

Currently Listening to:
Ak'Sent - Zingy

i swear i have tons of unpublished post. result, low tag rates. unpopular move i just did.

welll, ive hardly been at home for the past week or shall i say, last year. the home becomes a hotel. sooner or later, i need to check in. my room is uber clean. no irony, im the cause of untidyness.

so as the last year comes close to adieu, ive wasted alot.
like enjoying the steamboat cum karaoke cum club cum countdown cum gangbang
and laurent garnier at zouk
and the cafe del mar
and the day before that, felix da housecat!!

im not in the mood of typing. i need sleep and food. even though the whole 1st Jan was spent on those. it doesnt suffice. know what im saying.

2008!

i can see myself driving. no, racing. no wait. Both!
go overseas, mess around with property and real estate
buy a prime location in singapore,
consider NS,
La Salle. no, no, i heard thats school for fags.
10 chic orgy.
electro is the new commercial top 40.
embrace!