spaced out kid wont ya take me on a rocket ride

just had a midnight soccer match in basketball court..
also, an "illegal" bicycle drag race,
then go drinking...

oh yea!!! my pics you took isnt in msn groups yet!!
whole afternoon and morning i worked today. for the money oh yea.. for shopping also. must be a self bread-winner. need to roll tha papers..
seriously, at this rate, im earning like a mean average of a monthly singaporean income. $2800. but will stop next week. actually earn abit also can.
working for the money on exam times.. cos i wan! make it big!! har har.. my minds feelin guilty. ppls at home are busy studying, im busy at work.. this is an important year.. bla bla bla.

so right now,
im
physically,
mentally,
emotionally,

tired. bleak. wasted. loss. terrible. disappointed.

people live in their self denial of their meaningless existence (someone tells me abt this)


but currrrrrrrrently got a compliment :

--someone-- says:
your blog is funny. and interesting

oh thankews! thats a quick start up for brighter days ahead//


damn lar..

i miss my Gold fucking Bike! it was sexy. well sorta, but cant believe a crapola bike like that can get stolen..
wanna get something like a HARO bike!. it handles like dream. also riding it reminds me of my in-game car Porsche Cayman S... this is my car(see below pic)!! and i need a freaking bike that handles like this car.. okay, im telling crap. cant believe i imagined of swapping a bicycle handlebar to a steering wheel. lol. bad thoughts. i mean as in a bike that i can ride and handle as if i got the feeling of rush as if i drive it like i stole it.. but literally, i wan a bike like that. something like a relaxed ride, but gear ratio is safe enough to go real fast.
the photo below is my car in Need for speed Most Wanted. Really.

sexy man!!
i noe. i noe.

something SO merepek this morning.
i saw this fat malay GUY wearing a red tie, black shirt, thick eyeshadow and metal plated ornaments, black everything and tapered pants.. laughed my ass off looking at him. i thought like Green Day's lead singer got an obese malay cousin or something, but this guy really hit the spot man.. he looked like tre cool. but fat. na fuck.

this is funny. i just find it funny.. old shit = good shit


i like the bicycle kick part.


got to study now!
volume of any gas= 24dm3
02 = mole x 24
= 0.2 x 24 = 4.8
na fukc

japlumbyardhell presents: The Matman!!

MAT MAN:

his ability: to make any and everything look tight

his main weakness: soccer balls

mat man lurks in the darkness, waiting for evil doers and people who don't believe in tapperism
...well mostly the latter.

he's hot, he's sexy, he's single,

he's MAT MAN

with the strength of twenty andrew vass-es his unusually thick skin enables him to go on stage and scratch his nuts in front of the millions AND MILLIONS of mat man's fans

his infectious laughter is his weapon of choice

don't get caught in his web of racist jokes for he is mat man:
protector of every man woman and child. well just the women.

his lightning fast moves will amaze you. he'll run round the world twice and not break a sweat. he's soo fast that you won't see him moving at all!

too fast for the eye to capture

he's stupendous.
he's amazing.
he's spectacular.
he's mat man!

when he's not protecting the world from anti tapperists, mat man dwells in his lair, waiting for the perfect chance to strike.
His lair, also known as the void deck, accepts trainees and eager beavers willing to take up the call of the mat,
training to be mat men and mat women,
perfecting their anti soccer techniques,

MAT NAK YOU

MAT WANT LU!!!

baron

currently feeling like a young turk...... rod steward!
this is cant be life...
i did my english paper 1 and 2,
review: the paper is GAY!
i sat down dumbfounded looking at my paper, in a reminescence of my recent academical death which is an epitome of dire failure...
so after that, wandered around after school and left.
met mr raufy!
blessed myself today.

then went to united square, did window shopping
supposed to go sumwhere in farrer road, at leedon heights but went crashing to someone else's house and pizzahutting..


so i did some ipod fun at someones house, and someones tryin to look like me... show ya the pics laters.. but for now, im busy with matman,.

The Mighty Matman Want You!!

MY LIFE, MY STYLE!!!

Gimme some elbow room,
got back from marina square... argh!!
didnt feel the burnng hole in my pocket .
went with inuyaya
then we saw this lying malay gay guy.

me: wheres the marshmellows??
gay supermart guy: erm, i think its at that side(points over the aisle)
that aisle is like furniture section and laundromat shit.

grape marshmallow from mini toons was nice..


Slit... Booo hooo hooo... the malay guy!! slit...


Next weeks im gonna run my 2.4 thursday or maybe next week... so prepared for this...
the 2.4 event is making me impatient. it feels like:

me is to 2.4km run
equals
Zhonh Liang is to A-math paper 2 exam.


Top 5 Blacklist Rival.

1.Spider


2. Gen X


3. Tiger red 4-striper superstar


4. Tall Freak


5. Ling


i was never ace for strength in both academic nor physical..
for now, im gonna ace the fuck out of physical. despite the damn fact that exams are around the damn corners.!!! argh!! my life my style!

12 am!! *whistle*

i love this guys. no pun intended. handsome, but gay

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issues of the phlegm-thrower(part 2)

went to see the doctor today
and i got eye test for colourblindness..
but fuck, i get 34/40..
didnt know that im really that colourblind man....
i was like: FUCK for real???
then abt my main sickness:
ASTH-fucking-MA
i cant sleep yesterday nite..
i was in a constant insomnia and i cant do my schoolwork properly...
i got a 1 day mc, 2 weeks PE-free.
but fuck! my 2.4. HOW?!

had a haircut just now...and i gotta tell you i look like freaking cheap... but the cut cost 10 bucks and it takes 10mins too. then eat two double fillet-o-fish after that. nauseous!
then i watched the apprentice: the slim black dude got hired by mr. trump


two articles i wanna comment from the recent news on.
one dude, a JC student killed himself because he got a shrimp dick... this is real stupid.. no offence, but, really man.
So to all you peoples thats contemplating suicide becos of how uber demoralising ur minuscule weener is, no matter what, its never a reason for killing yourself because of that... jap guys got small dicks and chics love them, so theres no freaking point of killing yourself.. you can always supersize ur "PocketPal" turn to a large sharp shaft either by "online-exercising" (it works alright).. or try using vacuum pumps.. or dont do cycling too much.
Like Ron used to say: "need to be trained since young"

but at same time i feel sad about that dude... damn wasted.

then most recent one was Joan.
i seen her blog. she is so inspirational.... her fighting spirits makes me really want to get tongue cancer, purposefully! not really la but its so cool! her alma-mater RGS sponsored her $130k hospital bill.. i dun think i will get sponsored by my school with that Whopper-amount if i were to get tongue, breast, testicular or any kinds of cancer besides cervical.. na-uh. no way my school is not gonna fork out a single dollar even if im the student of the year, best academic performance or i inspired a quarter of the population or whatever, my school not gonna give a fund(fuck).. their money is all for security cameras, hiring security guards, setting up fucking enormous acrylic notes on walls which they come up with stupid shits such as: Please Queue Up or Keep the School Clean and Green and more extraneous craps that we seriously dont even require whilst the toiletpapers are always depleted, gym room equipments are freaking rusty.. whatever man.. every student in my school thinks MHSS is kind of BUDGET.
but not really.

okay, now, a not-so-mild news:

A man,

10 wives,

60-odd childrens,

raped 5 of his own daughter.

my impression of that guy: what a rat!
glad to know that, that dude will be getting 24 strokes and 32 years in jail...
NEVER AND FUCKING EVER do incest. its sick!



and moving away from news...
my little prodigy. Angel got his own blog.. you go check that dude out. mentions me in almost every post. THANKS YO! speaking of being a rolemodel..
then another one i happen to find in blogger.com.
this particular blog really freak the f outta me... i dunno whether to be disgusted give THEM kudos or what, but they sure got guts to be together in our anti-gay country.
one paragraph which really catches my attention is this one:

den we took 106 to town!! i super sleepy.. and i have runny nose. so i lied on darlin's shoulder a while to rest.. and i showed some magic tricks to darlin!! hor darlin? hehe.. =p and den got one SP guy (he boarded at SP.. so i assume he's SP student la) keep lookin at me and darlin.. and i saw he took some pics of us holdin hands lo!!! SO JIAN! =x anyway tat guy looks sorta cute. sOrTa`~

(copy without permission)
but its so so wrong. i swear to God im not gay but it takes quite alot for a guy to break free from our own manly shell so with no means of offense, here it goes: THE COUPLE


well, its 430am currently i am now watching Shall We Dance DVD!.. grocery shopping later! no school today.
ironically, at this kind of hour, i can still chat with someone who got school tomorrow.she and he prolly must get on sch uniform in 2 hours but not me.. bad bad... hehe.

podcast is so fun!! i love podcasting..

got one complain from a someone for invasion of privacy... that sucked man..

the 111th post

what a daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to start off!

just found out my posts in my blog goes triple digit already!!!
wooohooo!!!
must make a special edition soon





yesterday:
nite party at mou mou house,
and
after school,
went to bless myself
then went to air rifle
and after that,
an air rifle celebration dinner at:





newton hawker centre!

very fun... and im having a super flu now...
this is the fist time since sec 2 i got literally sick.

coming up next week or so, catch out for the adventures of the matman!!!

my blog is like telling an internet momma hows school today.

what a great day today, and a quarter of my fucking day was spent on well deserved sleep!


oh yea, the previous post was edited, because:



(click to zoom)


(this top part is edited cos someone cant take a joke)

okay, moving on.
today was the day where the fuck never gets fucking better.

its the thu-thu-thursday!

kim possible!!! toot-toot-tooot-tot-tot.

highlight for today:

NAPHA challenge...
and the acronym which pretty much means National A?? Physical H?? Association.
i dunno what it means but fuck you. NAPHA is a test where you do all kinds of test that proves how much your bodily power can displace. oh yea. we dun talk abt passes. we are talking about the A's baby. this is how we do. my class standards:

A = Awlright!!!

B = Bullshit

C = Crocodileshit

D = Donkeyshit

E = Elephantshit

F(fail) = Full of shit

so it was like this, first up, my class went to the 4 x 10 shuttle run station.
alot of peoples did fucking good. memorable one was wendy's run.. she was running like a graceful fucking horse galloping. no, no. literally. she runs kinda fast, but she looks as if shes sprinting but with her chest up straight and her knees was so high up.
almost all dudes got 9 secs. clearly an A. i got 10.2 secs and the time required for A is 10.2secs. ciby! anyways the teachers timing that shit are LTK and AKK. Both of them are house-ist. gonna complaint!! oh yea. someone is looking at me on top of the gallery like a freaking sniper. so pressurising.....

then next up, sit-ups station.
to get an A grade, you must do more than 42 sit-ups in 1 minute,. everyone i my class got waaay beyond A. me and ron decided to stay safely cool and be sensible, cos we need the extra energy for the last station, pull up. which is by far the fucking toughest plus its the last station and we would be dead tired by then. so me and ron did this: do 43 sit-ups in 30seconds, and take a short nap on the mat provided.(sit-ups are chicken feet shit for us)
the 6 pecs arent there for nothing man...

after that, is long distance jump station.
to get an A grade, 249cm... i fucked up kevin's A when before he jumps i say: HEY! DO THIS FOR SARRAL!! and that fucks up his mind till i think he got a B only. lol! Andrew fly to 273. Kodak moments when u see him fly. and i got a freaking A, bitches! 260 cm!! second best in class.. chin wee was not bad also

then its my favourite, the sit-and-reach station.
to get an A grade, 42cm.
not many in my class got the A. the station was simply brokeback. (literally and not gay). cos its simply back breaking. whilst waiting, you can see the panorama of lower sec kids running around in the hall like kindergarden. then i see, Thinko. and was like shouting. then trow tissue paper down and hit her. lol. oh yea, what caught my eye, seen a gal from 2/2 run. very fast. so it was my turn... did my max, i got an OMG 62 cm. best in class. prolly best in school.*boast* muahahahhaha bitches!

finally, the main event:
pull up station..
most of my class peoples got at least one. biggie christopher did 6 half pull ups = half+ half + half + half + half + half = 3 pull ups. but sadly he still got a zero... my student X did only 1 pull up cos he suddenly got no strength. ron did 10 and as always, finishing it with the stupid spiderman flip. aarons one is the best, worm style. 2 pull ups but still, funny. LIM JIAN XIAN was a disgrace. a big fat zer0.... ram did 12. and then shit

its my turn. and i got so tense, as i walk up to the ladder... everyone was like WwOOOOOOOooooOOOOOoooooOOOooo *highlight* but wasnt the time to enjoy my killer entrance. shit i should go up like they do in wrestling: must have Shawn Micheals music when ring entrance, then gif my class peoples supportive WWE placards... and Mexican waves
whatever. so i got 14. cos i happened to released a muscle while on the 12th, and cannot go back up. its like fuck! so they were like C'mon c'mon... 20! 20! but i really cannot go back up.
so someone was like: DO THE FISH METHOD!!!!
but by then its times up, i do the fish method. damn gay. best in class still/



so overall for today: A/B ,A ,A ,A, A


still havent do my 2.4km run yet... looking forward for an A also, my class people that ran already, no one gets an A. wanna get a 10 mins - but with a little finesse.

wtf : woah thats fierce (edited post)

for the sake of making my GTA: San Andreas dude dressed up to look as alike as me. My mental training for NAPHA!






for the fun of fun



for the sake of trying to get myself killed by posting this picture



im gonna die!!!!


(this post is edited)

click pow nine thou!

the fucking pissed editiooon!!!

japlumbyard HELL time.

rant rant rant

Currently listening to:

Sharp Tits Girl - Ron Joshua Low Kwong Chee feat. Westlife

nice song... QUEER! guess you can fucking win an Oscar with that shitty remake of Uptown girls. yeap... win the fucking Oscar. just like Brokeback(your fucking favourite movie.go figure dude.) im so pissed the fuck off.. thats like the stupidest piece of (shit)song written EVER!!! theres one part thats go, Sharp tits girl/She is living in a big flat world
plus that song is not even funny one bit.. MAN.
oh yea, that song has no relation to anyone i mentioned in today's post whatsoever.


Katie Holmes just gave birth to

Suri weighs

7 pounds,

7 inches a

nd is 20 inches long.

the name Suri has its origins in hebrew,

meaning "princess,"

or in persian,

meaning "red rose."

and guess wad?? who gives a shit???

waiting for my fucking scary movie 4. when the fuck is it coming to my country.


oh yea, tiffanie was like:


har har...
maybe your obsessions to jap guys's dick maybe have gone a liiiiittle bit too far.
you never seen mine yet... dont describe something you never seen...
lets just say, mines bigger than your daddy's golf club with his, combined..


I know this website is usually pretty cerebral stuff, and such crude language may have come as a shock, but :

From blog of:


note the About Me. it has: bad grammar, poor english, touchy subjects. etc.


any ways, her blog says:

another matter
i almost got *ahem*(finger fucked) by benjamin yen
he put his finger there
scared mi
whenever i See him
i must run man
so scary
almost got molested

one word: touching... everyone noes you love it.

word of advice, i NEVER lie.

since your recent lashing you wrote in your blog, my turn.

her frenster:

(click to zoom)


my reaction:


thats total gangsta. for real homie... realll pimpin' dawg.
*scoff* bet you never heard a millisecond from any tracks thats genre is gangsta rap..

wasnt being childish this time.


thats offa my chest for today.

Kisss meee

"Kiss Me"

Kiss me out of the bearded barley

Nightly, beside the green, green grass

Swing, swing, swing the spinning step

You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.

[Chorus:]

Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight

Lead me out on the moonlit floor

Lift your open hand

Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance

Silver moon's sparkling

So kiss me

Kiss me down by the broken tree house

Swing me upon its hanging tire

Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat

We'll take the trail marked on your father's map

[Chorus (repeat)]

fucking brilliant

this is smart.....

This a phone conversation between two highly intellectual individuals::

Lee Sum Wan : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Mr. Saw Lee : Yes, you can speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Saw Lee : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : I'm Sum Wan .And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Mr. Saw Lee : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent
matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involvedin an accident. Noe wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Mr. Saw Lee : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Lee Sum Wan : You are so rude! Who are you?

Mr. Saw Lee : I'm Saw Lee.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name.

friday morning

its 5-fucking-am right now. and went out last night. rough night.. party party party.. tired. woke up early at 5am. ironies. oh yea. my favourite blog since last year. want to share to all yall earlier, but blame the selfish me!!www.dreamsofhorses.blogspot.com

offa my chest//

Revenge of The Man with the "chic" Op Bag.

what a fucking day.


dont wanna talk abt anything that got to do with today. im so pissed. to lighten things up, lets talk abt yesterday.. and since exams around the corner, lets do picture study. picture study comes out in English and Mother tongue Oral exam, and Humanities also. sometimes chemistry or dnt or who the fuck cares. i can answer the question below.

Background info:
this photo is ugly as hell. this photo is taken near the locker area. and the photo looks ugly as hell.


Fig. 1

Fig. 2

Fig.3

1. Why is this photo ugly ass hell?(2marks)

The photo is actually described by Ron as The "Crumpler Gang" is gangbanging the Op chic bag dude. Simply looking at the bottom half of the pic in fig.1, its so disgusting that, i rather spend 3 hours watching reruns of Days of Our Lives.

2. What can you tell about the red circles on the photo shown on fig.2?(8 marks)

circle no. 1: braces of death.

circle no. 2: the fucking hair is blocking a sexy face.

circle no. 3's: Crappler Bag logos.

circle no. 4: hidden iron fist of the Men

circle no. 5:

kinda like:

circle no. 6:

somewhat this:

circle no. 7:

precisely like:

(actual brokeback mountain screenshots)

chord:

/ D - - - / Bm - - - / G - - - / A G A G /

Y......M...C...A......

(that is so wrong dude. thou shalt not touch no man)
3. Do you think the photo shown on fig.3 looks nice as hell compare to fig.1?

(990 marks)

Yea.

man,
im so bored.

to fucking killl a mocking bird is stupid... atticus!

cant believe that my school introduced us a stageplay on that comin-to-age show. its like a damn smart move. cos today's international frenship day. and there upstage, they are showing a show made by our local Singaporeans and they speak perfect fucking hillbilly American english. message so powerful, that injected values such as human equality and sense of innocence to minds of peeps in the school hall just now.

ah... it was so nice and the eye-opening part was at the starting part when the "whiteboys" are like mocking the girl: ur daddy is a nigger lover!! nigga, nigga, nigga!! and funny one like: read my lips, ur daddy loves a NIGGAH! nigg... uh!


then not to forget the air rifle shot and thunder roll.
but the show was that great. almost cried in tears.


so, after school, i did a great self-improvement. i went to the gym. i must now refer working out as self-improvement. i got a quote from a gym fren of mine. older than me. he says: how are you gonna know more about life. and how are you gonna know more about yourself. if you never been into a real fight.

that is so true.

packing to gyms just to look like what tommy hilfiger and calvin klein tells them to do is a total no-no.
you go to gym to improve yourself not to look nice... getting washboard abs is outdated already. the new shit is the back muscle..

oh, heres some old shit pic in my picture folder that i happen to find:
angelina jolie and brad pitt registry list to tiffany and co. ... seems like they are getting married. cant believe i gave a shit abt this last time....
are they like married?

tablet pc fun part 2

fun day indeed.
it was the discussion forum. in wizlearn English Mass Media... a forum specially made by Mrs Poh for my very beloved class, 5A. good job for her as she made "heaven" for me. in that blog is like a place where everyone bombed me.... what a hot topic and what a hot guy i am. :D
so heres the pics:

zoom:

am i like everywhere in that forum?
everyone hates me...

this is cool:

Sunday, April 09, 2006
like finally i made a blog for myself.. i got jealous of that stupid sexydragon's blog..lol..anyway yeahhh im gonna start blogging(: ohh man theres e maths test tmr): gonna study soon..

cookiex 8:23 AM x

from some copycat's blog.

currently msning the underground chic again now... talking about speed limits.. a very hilarious subject. luckily didnt get ran the fuck over someone.

then found a family portrait displayed in public somewhere around balestier... i think.

happy indian family.

today did the bangbus(actually means eBus) with inuyaya and gen X... was very fun... we took alot of cool fotos. i took fotos with strangers, principal himself, miss low, wikipedia, really look real chics, toilet cubicle, wandering sec 1 dancers, karamjit's toyota VIOS and alot of weird shits. my team is simply the best. just like hbo. and after all that shit, what we left from that workshop is only a photo of 3 of us..... i was like: thats it?? then went home to slept all the way... got alot of fun homeworks to do today. write an essay about a scene at a _______. strip club? gay bar?? lemme go think now...

tablet pc fun

nah bey so fun.... im using the acer travelmate C110 tablet pc... its english class now and im having fun fun fun!!! everyone hates me.... omg.. check my next post tonight

man of metropolis stole our hearts part 2

currently, msning with Ain the underground chic. i forgot how many aeons ago i heard Sufjans but that Ain had it for me. she requested some music samples from Sufjans so i gotta give it to her. as i send it to her, i tried to listen to it again. and BAM! back to the future... back to the good ol' Sufjans days.
thanks alot AIN. she was such an underground chic. she listens to heavy reggae, ska, punk, emo, screamo, indie and shes so devoted to that genres, that one time, she was hanging out with her frens at Esplanade, some regular random Schmo' came up to her
and asked: Why so emo?
her reply: Got a problem with that? Whats wrong punk?
she then do the"Maucekguakapa". oookay.

my analogy:
buying a book called ZAHIR written by Paulo Coelho: $17.85
buy any indie album: $23.64
a bus fare to esplanade: $0.45
being reminded that your emo by some random dude: priceless

talked online. and speaking of emo, she says that everyones blog that she come across is very emo.then i asked:
! burn down the throne says:
is mine emo?
ZAHIR. says:
not so... got everything from humour to emo to high celeb life

that was simply coolness
thankew. kam sia!
i made alot of mistakes. in my mind. in my mind.

today's morning, i went to macs to study. got bored so i did some fun doodling Someones face. got the pikachu make up cheeks, shiny head, big mouth, tied up hair, no fringes.
for my journal,

made an essay abt her. lol??!?! (click to zoom if ya wanna read)
but its really im taking it as my english class assignment. im handing it in for real.

got kicked out of a club cos i sneeze alot. sorry guys.

then i ran today. alone. this route:


never jogged this lane for so long. dani california is so demoralising. but nice. so im gonna sing you man of metropolis stole our hearts.

trouble falls in my home, troubled man, troubled stone, turn a mountain of life, turned a card for my life,

man of steel, man of heart,
tame our ways, gave me start,
to devise something more, something, half ways:

oonly a steel man, came to recover,
if he had hands from gold,carry over,
we celebrate our sense of each other,
we have alot to give one another,

i took a bus to the lake,
saw the monument face,
yellow tides, golden eyes,
red and white, red and wise
raised the flag, summer home,
parted hair, part unknown,
if i knew what i read,
ill send it halfways:

only a real man can be a lover,
if he had hands to lend us all over,
we celebrate our sense of each other.
we have alot to give one another

The La-Sallian's Collection of "Maucekguakapa" Signs. ?

mrs helle wants me to put this in my blog! my honors!


mrs. poh.

mrs lim


the big man himself

mrs. ang and mr karamjit (best believe he pointed the middle finger. lol)

This is my United States of Whatever!!!1

from this,

to this:

that tall stupid looking chao bo peng face guy

Walk in a corner shop
See a shoplifting cop
See the old lady with a gun
See the hero try to run
Nothing's what it seems,
I mean
It's not all dirty, but it's not all clean
There's children paying bills
There's monks buying thrills
There's pride for sale in magazines
There's pills for rent 2 make u clean
Marvin Gaye, there's no brother, brother
Woody Guthrie's land can't feed Mother

coolness an old school song. Stand from Jewel
just happen to love it as i scroll down to my ocean of forbidden songs in All Songs list. thats what will happen when you play too much only from your Favourite lists. You will loose the goodies from the oldies..... this song is like i guess 2002-3 i think.

so today is like a Friday, and lessons are like as always, "nourishing". also, today is a half day. the last period is cool. the teachers give away free Burger King's fish fillet burger.... and it was simply.. coooooool. to burn the time, i decided....to watch Ice Age 2. AGAIN! with hot chic, gayguy, wendy, samantha, jonnie and tiffy.... so, we ate at macs for breakfast, and after that, we got a liiiiiiiiitle bit thirsty and went cant believe i seen things that never came out on the first time i watched it. then i drank this drink called the McShake.. for $2.20, you may think you just spent on a $22 drink cos no matter how long or how hard you suck it, it seems like the drink never ends. i got too full and exhausted just by drinking it. i estimated that if you have the power to constantly suck that drink down non-stop,it may take prolly 30mins to finish that drink half-finished.
after that, went to Borders. browse browse, then back to mhss.
wore this cool mhss blazer. see pic below.(shining face!!!)


HELLE LOOK BEAUTIFOOOL
speech day was simply speechless, mr Ong Zhonh Ling made a speech. principal speech was just simply boring, the GOH(guest-of-honor) looks like he had fun with the mic... orgasmic reaction OoOooo.. then theres the choir, luckily no mics were abused...
band performance was alright, sounds the same.

i found this from someone's blog:

den sitting behind n behind n behind n behind n behind n behind mi was
salihin

very cute. can count all the seats apart from me.
oh yea sorry, dun refer me by name. call me what everyone call me. !!!
then theres a buffet. i didnt eat.
so i went out after that and gone home. wow. what a day...
oh, jonnie was pissed cos my class didnt gif him a standing ovation when he recieved the award.

meet mitch

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im not sick or wad,
unless u seriously got life to spend 2 minutes on....
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seriously, if you can complete it, i swear im gonna give you $2 bucks.
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FUCK DONT TELL ME THAT IM SICK...
i just happen to come across this.
oh, its seriously safe to go throught this.
no virus or bullshit.
just click.
CLICK THIS IF YOU REALLY WANT TO REGRET FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

dont tell me i didnt warn you.

my piss level from one to ten scale is like 6 x 10 to-the-power-of 23

i swear i did the longest post for my blog but this shit came up after i clicked the orange Publish Post button. it says:
BLOG NOT FOUND
knnccb ljb!!(ljb = lan jiao bin)
quote of the day:
this microphone is stupid, BAD MIC. BAD!!! (punch the micstand)

bebot, bebot be!

today is a fresh ass tuesday, everything taste fresh and taste like ass.
morning, i came to school, and english class was abt Kumar.
that Ah Gua!!! no la. i admire that guy, cos he got balls to be a women.
malay class was simply= GOLD CLASS
you see,
im malay,
born malay,
raised malay,
speak some malay,
know malay,
then:
i failed my malay o' level mock exam,
lost to:
fat boy (chindian),
dumbass rapper/dj/poser (a damn paki speaking malay),
rikesh (an indian dude forced by his daddy to speak malay),
alot of indonesians (they speak indo. not malay)
and practically everyone that took the paper!
i got 21/70.
read: im like the bottom of bottom,
that is so not sexy!
time to unleash my malay self, my inner malay HULK(well atleast try):

ape ni sia. aku tak tahu melayu punye pasal la! eh mat, gua nak relek satu korner ade pasal ke?. palabuto pukimak kau konek kecik lobang jubo takde rambut la! brambos la, aku nak goncang.


man just torn apart my dri-fit shirt.. what u say? u din understand malay? well, learn a little bit and try to understand after read that.
so demoralised.
pe was, lagi worst, the tiger outran me.
cheebye, my dream team fatboy rugby team lost cos i didnt tapped tiger on the pursuit...
he was like shocked, i was like on the sight of the tiger, an i can literally smell the fear exuding from his black ass, it was dripping with fucking-scared-sauce... then tapped that fucker, skali i see, inside the line. LJB!
then saw KEVIN LING vs ABISHEK. cool man. tall freaks fighting
dnt was ideas ideas ideas... my favourite part of the day... cos everyone LOVES FIREWINX
hahaha
so after that:
the teachers introduced a spanking new programme for PC period:
SEXUAL PROGRAMME...
they gave us Chupa-chup lollipops to shut us the fuck up and listen to the programme. one of coolest teaching technique to get attention of our noisy class.
there was one part, everyone makes sick jokes and mrs han screamed to the class and she was like:
You all dun talk about all this stuffs, we are not here to teaching or talking about sexual education, we are conducting a sexual programme...
isnt that the same shit?
the period was all abt, dun do this, dun do that.
then suddenly, SOMEONE came to the class. Right Timing, Right Place. and Yea Right.
it was Fucking embarassing. scale one to ten of malu-ness: 6 x 10 to-the-power-of 23.
it was like the hottest topic and near climax part of the sex discussion, she comes in.
whole class was OOoooooOOOOooooo......
fuck sey! come at least on a boring math lesson or something.... not SEXUAL PROGRAMME period.
then was a pizza hut a pizza hut kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut.
we ate pizza sponsored by school. tehn there is one part makes me speechless, mr Dragon Wee kicked his shoe, and it flied to a hot chic's head. she cried, and it also makes me cry also. dunno how come. wah seh. i pek chek. i wish she is okay... makes me feel like sexydragon 2002-5.....
whatever la.
so rehearsal requires me to wear this blazer... it was very "cooling"
and someone is pissed at me.

nahbey. sorry la. even though i do anything. if you piss someone off, though your pissed, remember, the person ur pissing off is far more pissed that you.
im just letting one go, im really pissed. just that im hiding it.



to lighten the mood:




this pic beside this damn text: stolen from my bimbo ass sister folder. file robbery.
thats a pad to cover female leakage problems. such dumb pics..

Q:What u call a naked indian man wearing a white belt?
A:Oreo.

acronym of the week: LJB
means: lan jiao bin

wierd ass news:
i saw BOOBY-LICIOUS on a student councillor's bag(Shirley)!! hahahha. omg am i like the last person on earth to know that? DJ poser is at it again.
roy chong has ADD(and also,)
i heard news:
it was choir performance on rehearsal. so,alex choong cant sing, we love jie sheng. anyways, we clapped for jie sheng as he goes for his solo. then its alex's turn, no one claps for that little tool.he got jealous and he sang, so he sounded like fuck, the mic audio squealed and croaked to the mic stand: sssstupid microphone!, BAD MIC. BAD. then he punched the mic as the performance was going and the mic dropped to the floor and it rolled down. everyone laughed at his "smart" move. and cikgu nurliza was like: everyone, shhh... stop laughing dont laugh...
the most fucked up thing, he never got any punishment for that.


thats school for today.

The By Far The Hottest Fast Food Song I Ever Heard

can't stop looking at this. really reminds me of tiffy!

. the end of crapola, a new leaf for mr. sexydragon

no more shit like the recent posts... i need to write sensible stuffs man.. reall. like really sensible.
peoples go to the only gummy blog to read good shits...
so no more procrastinating.. its good shit from now on...
tommorrow comes today..
KAPISH?

place an X if i done it.

( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
(x) been in love
( ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
(x) been fired
(xx) been in a fist fight
(xxxxxx) snuck out of your parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(x) been arrested
(x) gone on a blind date
(xxxxx) lied to a friend
(x) skipped school
(x) seen someone die
(x) had a crush on one of your internet friends
( )been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(x) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) eaten sushi
( ) been skiing
(xx) been at a concert
( ) taken painkillers
(xxxx) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
( ) gone sledding
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(xxxxx) fallen asleep at work/school
(x) used a fake ID
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake
(x)slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
(xxxx) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
( ) petted a reindeer/goat/kangaroo
(x)won a contest
(xxxxxxxxx) run a red light/stop sign
( ) been suspended from school
(x) been in a car crash
( ) had braces
( ) felt like an outcast/third person
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) danced in the moonlight
(x) liked the way you looked
(x) witnessed a crime
(x) questioned your heart
(xxxxxx) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x)squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been on the opposite side of the country
(x)swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
() recently colored with crayons
() sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(xxxx) made prank phone calls
() laughed until some kind of beverage came outof your nose
() caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
() written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under the mistletoe
() watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
(x) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating
(x) had a wish come true
(x) jumped off a bridge
( ) ate dog/cat food
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them
() kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something
() kissed a fish
(x) sat on a roof top
() screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done a one-handed cartwheel
() talked on the phone for more than 5 hours
(x) stayed up all night
() picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
() had a tree house
()scared to watch a scary movie alone
() believe in ghosts
(x) have more than 30 pairs of shoes
(xxxx) worn a really ugly outfit to school
() gone streaking
(x) gone doorbell ditching
() played gay chicken
() pushed into a pool/hot tub with all your clothes on
(xxxx)told you're hot by a complete stranger
() broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
() caught a fish then ate it
(x) caught a butterfly
() laughed so hard you cried
() cried so hard you laughed
(x) cheated on a test
(xxxxxx) forgotten someone's name
() french braided someone's hair
(x) gone skinny dipping in a pool/hot tub/sauna
(x) been threatened to be kicked out of your house or been kicked out of your house
(x) slept with someone
(xxxx) had music player in ears for hours
(x) peed in a swimming pool
() cheated on someone you loved

The morning 2nd April stupid survey

1.What is your middle name?

- Salihin "Sexy-fucking-Dragon" Jaafar. :D

2.Are u wearing blue right now?

- yeap, blue Hush Puppies underwear. does tat count?

3.Do u have an iPod?

- yea... i got two. currently using, 30GB iPod Video and previously i owned an iPod Flat, was good but dumped it instead. cos the earpiece volume level is too loud.

4.Are u starving?

-no.

5.Are u thirsty?

-always

6.What was the last thing u ate?

-sausage mcmuffin

7.What time did u wake up this morning?

-6am

8.Did u have a dream last nite?

-Yea.

9.What was it about?

-Something cool. really cool..

10.Can u put ur foot behind ur head?

-Fuck no

11.Did u just try it?

-Fuck no

12.Do u have ur ears pierced?

-No. i find it a lil bit gay.

13.Are u on a sports team?

-Im a one-man-sports-team..

14.What color are the walls in your room?

-Baby pink (i noe. its damn gay)on one corner, white all over, then it fades to grey

15.If u could have one wish in the world, what would it be?

- Nine gazillion fa-fillion more wishes

16. How do u like ur eggs? (scrambled, boiled,ect...)-

Raw! or sometimes fried

17. What is your favorite songs?

-The Man of Metropolis Stole Our Hearts - Sufjans Stevens

18. How old are you?

- 16 going on 17

19. What is ur mom's maiden name?

- Don't have any. Wanna noe my mum's stripper name?

20. Are you an emo?

- Fuck no

21. Are you preppy?

- Fuck no. but well sometimes

22. Are you a punk?

- err...

23. Are you nerdy?

- Fuck no.

24. Are you a jock?

- Fuck no

25. How much is your allowance?

- like $2 a day! wooohooo im fuckin rich! hahah

26. Do you have a job?

- YEA!

27. Do you have a younger bro/sis?

-2 younger bitches

28. What is his/her name?

- Bimbo and Dumbass

29. What did you have breakfast this morning?

- Sausage Mcmuffin + MooVanilla Milk! and gummy bears!

30. What is your birth sign? (cancer, scorpio,aries, ect...)

-Virgo( gay)

31. Do u know what "El burro sabe masque tu"means?

-i know its spanish.. and i know the El burro means Jackass

32. If so, is that true?

- ?

33. Are u a blonde on the outside?
- No, but i say dude alot if jonnie's around. He got the somekinda have the surfer dudeaura.. though he dont surf

34. Are u blonde on the inside?

- Like omg yea? its so like a fricking steeewpid question, and like, duh? and like whatever

.35. Do u have a clock in ur room?

- Yeap. Expensive one. Its from Phillip Starck bitches!

36. What color eyes do u have?

-White and red.

37. Do u like Disney movies?

- Fuck no. maybe Prince of Egypt. not too sure if its Disney or not.. if its not, then my answer is as always: Fuck no.

38. Have u ever said "lol" on aim?

- Lol. so many times

39. Have u ever said "lol" in a real conversation?

- Fuck no. But everyone knows that Mr..Apollo Kok says that all the fucking time.
L - O - L- th!

40. Are u getting tired of this survey yet?

-No.

41. How about now?

-No. wtf?

42. Now?

-fucking cheebye.okay, now im tired of this survey

43. What was the last thing u touched?

-Home telephone

44. Are u a righty or a lefty?

-im a lefty. righty is like strictly for serious business..

45. Do u believe in God?

-Yes.

46. Do u like bananas?- No.

47. Do u like the song Hollaback Girl?

-I don't like that song. I love that song

48. Are you glad this is almost over?

- Fuck no.

49. What is ur favorite fast food place?

-Burger King at Burlington Square there. A must visit after my tuition.

50. Did u like this survey?

-Fuck no.

Get Cruuuunk!!
if chics can pose topless on porn websites,
why can't i?


its been a long time, since i left you my blog.

toking abt april 1st, was never ever been this cool...
kinda like yin yang also... freakin boring on sat morning as i needa be at the HomeNS place for the air rifle competition thingy... boring-age.(miss my daughter..)
so its like at 630, the fun starts.
the boring things is like flipped the fuck out...
night life good.
went to pool party.
funny and nice.
party all nites.
went swimming,
bbq abit,
gummy bear-ing,
see ppls get drunk,(see below)


not my ass.

fucking fun moments,
sad moments,
AND EVERYONE THERE WAS KICK ASS!!
then i slept at somewhere near Frasers Suite.
my sleep was very "warm".
love this phrase: i loup you.

april 2nd was too straight-forward.. back to boring days. tuition and ate at pizza hut alone... lol


i feel so bad for someone.... er qing called just now and reminded me of sweet someone... i feel like crying. i cant continue. really totally speechless....

and heres some to lighten the mood.

2006 March Best Picture:

wahahhahahahhahha.....(close window).