Monday, August 31, 2009

full cover with battle scars and tournament chart



guys, i've been hesitating on uploading more pics for my blog man... its really some melting ice caps situation im having here and i might be moving out of this blog to a newer one. . im never wanna change my blog to a newer one because i think the japaneselumberyardhell has achieved a certain brand recognition where even the stupidest EM3 student could easily remember and spell them without fail. and i never understandd peoples who changes their blog links often. i think they would have issues naming their babies.

speaking of depleting resources, our fuel of the future would be electric. oh yes, its confirmed. and i think its wise that everyone should be cashing in on lithion battery business as it would be booming and stuff.


anyways, HOLY SHIT!


this was at the final 500m sprint and i swear my playlist was playing this song on full volume. that or vida la vida. which is the only song that i have from coldplay



arron teo's gallery exhibition
eza stoning at botak jones. definitely would come back
my shop. i'd be damn if the person is called fish ng. cos like all the ng's i know are assholes. huhuh.
the camera shop that jasmine splurged on.
they say the cameras here are so good, you could capture Jesus Christ in it.
before entering the shop, she said something along the line that goes like: now now, you better keep your religious jokes to yourself once inside okay (in macho tone of course). hahahah. and i thought i would be greeted with gospel choir singing praises which then i would grab my chest in pain and fall yelling HALLELUJAH!. huhuhuh and the promoters speak in tongues. the manager would come out and grab my forehead and preach me followed by baptising me with photo acid.
huhuh.


anyways, vibrancy day. it turned out quite fun actually.


the booth. im so amped for the next one.
all the rainbows you ever wanted
my prints which sold well (like 5 of em). i shown this to my dad later that night and he was like: people actually buy these shit??


so the night before the vibrancy day, i was in carnage mode searching for shit in my room to sell and i found this:
the basic anatomy and figure drawing final that i did last minute also. the night before the assessment of course, i had the time management of an ite chao slacker ah beng back then. this one took 4 hours to complete and had the worst perspective in human history. thank god i did not sell it. i loved the fact that even though i was fucked up and in the rush, i had time to draw detail a rifle on the left corner, kenwood in-car entertainment system, indicator lights, ashtray, septum piercing, the guy wearing striped sweater in a suit, cocaine bags stashed in the envelope flap on the roof, 3 diff environmental scenes on each windows even the sunroof. and i just realised theres a dead guy in the back seat. damn i was so awesome.
black cat and a broom. how ironic is this shit?
topman advertisment cover
room full of emo poems and lyrics. literally.
indian
class.. i am disappoint. you dont like me when i angry. my muscle start to get tangs.
rawwrrr!!
babe, i see two wonders of singapore here: the flyer and you.
a rare sight. lecturer painting their works.
at the rap awards.
another topman advertisement.
jacqueline jie ke ling's engraved itouch. shes damn adorable canzxzxz?! we almost watched like 2 movies in a day. 1am and 9pm later. was it? so, v quick movie review:

the last house on the left = 4/5 stars

G.I. Joe = 2/5 stars


minahs. background music was reggaethon when i took this pic.
christy was our figure drawing model. huhuhuh. she was as firm as a rock. uhuhuhuh. she can work at orchard if i paint her gold.
grace's skin as always. if this goes on, i think the baby would have paint as skin.
and finally, the arm wrestling tournament. series of ownageries.


kthxbye

Sunday, August 16, 2009

freebird

stop motion film demo.

Defeating The Hokkien Warrior:








i found this in my photoalbum who the fuck took this!?
old masters of antwerp talk. was looking forward to checking out peter paul reubens.
pocket rocket
horseshit
jason's theatre friend
achtungmercedesbenzcanoncarlziessboschtoblerone
zouk toilet door. never seen this because i never took a shit in zouk before. oh, i come to zouk 459672 times alright, never dared to take a shit in it but yesterday in zouk just had to take a sweet smooth shit.

me, elle, junius and clement
cosmic gate, motherfuckers. quite an epic night.


we ate qam's girlfriend donuts
HIGHLEVEL art!
commando guard duty
we had to paint this
yeejia chio modelling. huhuh look bryan
miss chio stayped put like a doll as we drew her. she got a blog. i like this particularly this post.

after that, i think my hp got hijacked again.
baby and mama firefly
jason's kiam pa face
- The Fish. says:
technogeekubernerd
shizukuin says:
no, more like superoverpoweredgirlgamer

beelan

easel warehouse sale. you see the usual hokkien speaking auntie and her coolie along side her. huhuh. only thing missing are cigarettes on their lips and waist pouch.
inkblot transformation

if u zoom closer to the image above, you could find:
CAPTAIN SPAULDING!!

twenty dollar note. okay now whatever bye bye.

i shalt update my shit more frequently now. its getting more like gummy weekly.