UGLY

i happened to feel as if i underwent a kind of transformation like: this

ugly

UGLY
this sucks man... totally.
i dont wanna show my face to the world for the next 3 month or so.
well, whats done is done, you got to leave it alone and dont regret it.

slow like bumble bee

i have a reason.i was frickin busy really, well, yall know what? you all read Shakesphere right?? remember one of the phrase he said in Macbeth when one of the wise guys said: "one shan't bloggus if one is bizzay with thou world", remember that one?? yea same situation here. hey no shit man, if you dun believe me, read up on Macbeth. i bet you all would be like: "damn , hes right!." and guess what? i am. so if ya think that is total B-U-L-L-S-H-E-T.. yea! bullshit, matter of fact, i never tell bullshit on my blog. totally dude!

read up on the article last year on ST, 12 Octember 2005.. same shit there.

one word to prove my busy-ness, Stoichiometry and Quadratic Equation. been there done that. hours of reading textbooks, and precious sleeping minutes lost overnight, and umpteen cups of coffee, i still dun get any.. SON OF A B**** also, world cup plus going out... im at the point of gonna be really damn-fat. if i was a Hollywood celebrity, i would be like on the front page of gossip magazine and like the before-and-after kinda thing where i was like Golden Oscar back then and gradually right now became like Homer Simpsons. gosh i need to jog.

Lame came to my house to watch soccer with his eyebrow-do which has undergone to which is what is also known as an expensive make-over called "threading".. he somewhat "lecture" me (oh yea, no one lectures me. im lecture-proof)and he told me to pull the plug on my nightlife partying and orchard hang-a-round spree, instead why not you stay at home study.. and a couple few yadas and i was like, "gosh, is this guy sad or what". anyways, quite true.. one of the many kinda remarkable phrases are:

"...if your smart ah, girls would line up to for a date with you. no serious"

verdict: if thats the case, that maybe true.. yea. it is, but in the other hand, if its REALLY, i really wonder hows the sexlife of peeps such as Roy Chong or Zhong Liang.. im studying now (swear im not despo)

"...its true, i knew it cos i been through all this cos i've been dumped"

verdict: lol.

anyways, his words are like straight-up original and can like literally make a speech out of any topic anytime anywhere. really. good luck with collecting 1 million mesos for divorce..

called christy, and fel answered. currently they are on their i-bet-it-sucked Tanjong Karang trip. and having steamboat dinner on Cameron Highlands. and told her to get me some gums and then after that i gave her a present straight after the call = *drop
i dun care. bet their trip sucked. as in big time man....
can believe i watched Da Vinci Code. AGAIN! and i used the movie pass since the tickets says: Admit One, i went in there myself. sorry man. so it was kinda creeepy.. cos like that show is near expired and not many ppls came to watch it and that many ppls are like only 2. but halfway through the show, i almost slept, and left.. i then went to tcc nearby and ate the tiramisu cake or something like that.. forgot what its called, but it was certainly Damn sweeeet/

i just loved it when after hanging out with friends at orchard and when they are like "ahh.. damn im broke, lets go home" and you then faked the same way like they do, and after you send them home, you take out your money and enjoy it yourself.. which is what i did yesterday.. Guilty Pleasure at its best.

waaaa! my internet just got back... so, time to banish from my blog which has been for like a week of boredom... booo salihin you literally fucking suck... like fuck yea... you suck.. literally man...
why must you sit your ass down for 7 hours at work
and 3 straight hours everyday to study maths and science?
why the fuck man? you're getting fatter and missin the world.. look, your six abdominal friends is disappearing already.
go and fucking jog.

anyways... yesterday watched Nederlandse!!! they kicked Cote D'ivoire aka Ivory Coast ass kinda bad..
but it was only 2-1... blah cant cut it... cos argentina kicked their ass 3-1..
speaking of which, argentina's recent ass-kickin streak continuity to ~~~~ and monteNEGRO! for like 6-0.
just watched portugal v iran match. 2-0. was so disappointingly boring.. blah fuckit lookin forward to watch the usa v italy 3am later and brazil v japan match this monday..

the brazilian team. creepy pose. so that pic there, wonder if the front row peeps raise their knees a little.. would be ron's ideal wall poster.

ooooooOOMG!!!

UGH!! DaaAAAmmmnn..... we scored!!!! UUuuuhhh! yea man.. WE scored!

damn.. i hate sports, but world cup just happened to suck me in.

so, it was damn fun using the Golden Village's complimentary movie pass... lets just say tat i made full use of tat shit. like totally. all show... x-men 3, da vinci, the nun, shes the man,... all of them except slither and this one.


blah, still under the coming soon list. wont wanna watch superman. never!
but i watched scary movie 4 already...was hilariooouss

OMG!
this is useless, he want us to cut through our legs
you go first,
bullshit?

i got a call yesterday from someone that somewhat speaks sensibly official,/

some army dude: excuse me, can i speak to salihin bin jaafar?
me: here speaking,
army dude: you sure?
me: yea.
army dude: no really, are you sure?
me: yea.
army dude: okay, so tell me ur NRIC, please ..
me: S8930---
(army dude interrupts) : okay okay, correct.
we would be mailing to your given address 6 ndp adult tickets..
bla bla bla. (speaks so fast, with such formal and miscellaneous information and after seemingly long extraneous yadas... he finally said bye.)

im like holding the phone, speechless.. jaw-dropped to the floor.
feels like calling that dude back.
first i'll tell him, why do he actually like dun believe it was me that answers the call and what the fuck he just said,.//

but anyways who cares.. bottom of the fucking line is, i got the NDP tickets.. gonna be so so patriotic for august!


speaking of patriotism, the states independence day is also coming, no big deal to me but the thing is,
july is coming.. and its coming fast..real fast. that month is filled with frens birthdays so that month, july would be like vietnam and my frens birthday is like minefields there. so my wallet would be the minesweeper. ccb. wallet maybe be ripped apart for buying their bday gifts.
one of the highlights would be on july 14th [ron (lol) + christy] and 15th (tiffanie).


i love drawing on my text books. working on final fantasy characters/

cool man. cant wait for final fantasy 12. some surreal shit i heard.

parents gonna fly to kuala lumpur tml. a 2 day holiday.. im like: ... rather go to johor or bangkok liddat then shop there la...

you know, my daddy used to tell me when i was young, if you are smart enough, learn chinese and then go to china.

guess thats gonna be take a nong nong time..

cos like the chinese that i know is only:
ce zhuo chai nar li?
ni der ee ker pu tze tai wo der mesosth
hui pu ji
wo pu ta hui chiang hwa wen...

oh yea, someones flying back home from LA. today.

nothuin for a week

would be busy like fcuk, got to study, work and shit. so sorry if theres no post for a week.. ill try all my best to at least post if theres any chance possible...

NO WAAAY?

Aaron Carter's Sister, Kim, Is So Sweet. some kind of wonderful.

blah... since i got alot of ppls givin me kudos for the last post, i think i should step up to another level..

eventually..........

shit... long time no post.. err... friday: err... forgot wtf did, but went to thinko hse and then guess what?
baby.
got.
back.

sat,
work work, study, unbelievably bored, played Need for Speed:Underground 2...
like omg.. so retro.
my uber-street Mazda RX-7 got cool shit. please bother to check out my kickin ass

(this one, career mode le! wah lanneh! ... lol)

.All maxed perfomance upgrades
. Junkman's unique upgrades for Turbo and weight reduction kit
.MANTIS widebody kit.
.Chrome Silver pearlesque paintjob
.Unique OCTOpus blue Vinyl.
.Unique Shockwave Spoiler
.Formula-style hood.
.carbon fibre lvl 3 roofscoop and sidemirrors
.ROCKET exhaust tip
.flashing blue underglow neon also on engine compartment and trunk audios.
.scissors door (lamborghini doors)
.Lexani's ONYX rims.
.Custom layout trunk audio, all Alpine Subwoofers and Amplifiers..
copyright JLH

and surprisingly, with NO help of any Hydraulics upgrade to achieve the 10-Star car reputation point.

Colossal!
Did ya see tat kid?? go tell your sister abt it..

this week is kinda like a movie weekend. went cinema to watch Slither(lol), Cars, Benchwarmers and X-men 3 (+ x-men2 on ch5) ..
woo... eyes getting redder,, zits somewhat flew frm outer space and made a civilisation on my face and back... now its like expanding on my used to be squeaky clean face surface area..

blah.. im stressin out... needa go sleep.

i love bein a cocky bastard

after work today:




~[BFL]Webhead^ says:
to me, ur an evil black malai nemesis guy


wait, im evil(cool!), black(u racist!), malai(u racist) , nemesis(OMG!) and guy (yes ron, i am..)...woooah... what an threatening adversary?? like omg. spiderman is gonna take me down..
spiderman spiderman, HERE COMES THE SPIDERMAN>
wait, he took down
Green Goblin,
Venom,
Rhino,
Professor Octavius
and now what? Sexydragon?(what a kickass BHB antagonist name i got!)

come on spiderman save the earth. sexydragon has his divine fingers of total ownage on a computer keyboard.. kill him/.. maybe u need help from ur clone. (wait a minute.. spiderman has no sidekick does he?? )
aaah... lame. nevermind spidey, i make sure its gonna be a good clean fight.
as i told you, im second. ur none. lol/
(ron, do the acronym BFL means big fat loser?)

the black v-neck

sometimes i cant categorise an expressive photoedited pic to an advert.
this pic,

whats hot in stores now:
the oh-ma-gosh-so cool "who are we" shoes.
yours for only $75++! get one now!
copyrights: ain

gosh enlarge it and past it on clearchannel bus stop, simply can be mistaken for an advert..
oya, when u photoedit, be sure not to forget to remove the dates at the bottom left side of the pic.. not professional.


Highlite for today:

Me: Mrs Han!, to smoothen the edge of a curved aluminium sheet, what file should i use??

Zhi Shin + Jonathan: Pedophile~!


lame joke found out today:

Qn:How do you prevent a fish from smelling??


Ans: By cutting its nose off..

your mama so flat, she got jealous of that wall..

hungryy///


my random shit.



no comments (the express class)

dude wheres my passport??

this is urs??

how sweet, brotherly gay love..

At work..

my father's employee: mr. salihin, i think you need to go to school now
me: What the fuck??
my father's employee: fuck yes...

dnt was so cool.. after that i found out that i ordered a 4 pieces of 440x440mm pinewood and teak.... totally, weight: 8kg..

someone eating miso soup + korean cold noodle.

so it was a boring night last night and i played
"Yo mama so fat" with matman on msn.. and damn hes good. was like Pyro vs Iceman.. it was an intense fight and heres some thats spewed from the fray:

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat when she bungie jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

whats this shit??

nothing much today... wonder where thinko went..
some pics i find interesting...


okay... im really bored... sorry, nothing digestive worth writing today...

and whats this shit doing at my house?

continue

continued from previous post.

51-Mr. De - The Zoo

52-Mr. De - Throw

53-Suburban Knight - Night Strike

54-Suburban Knight - Nocturbulous

55-Suburban Knight - The Warning

56-Tek Brothers - Funktion

57-Underground Resistance - Amazon

58-Underground Resistance - Hi-Tech Jazz

59-Beenie Man - Dude (Feat Ms. Thing)

60-T.I. - ASAP

61-Twista - Sunshine (Feat Anthony Hamilton)

62-Twista - Overnight Celebrity

63-Roy Jones Jr. - Body Head Anthem (Feat Magic Choppa)

64-Mash Out Posse - Robbin' Hoodz

65-Hundred Reasons - Stories With Unhappy Endings

66-Bump J - On The Run

67-Fabolous - Ghetto (Feat Thara)

68-Petey Pablo - Freek-A-Leek

69-Ying Yang Twins - Hanh!

70-Buddy Klein - Let's Go (Instrumental)

71-Jean Grae - Going Crazy (Instrumental)

72-The Ratt Pakk - Cornbread (Instrumental)

73-The Ratt Pakk - Flight Deck (Instrumental)

74-Supernatural - Victory (Feat Wildchild Of The Lootpack) (Instrumental)

75-Sean Paul - Like Glue

76-Calyx - Illusions

77-Calyx - Get Myself To You

78-Pitbull - Dammit Man (Feat Piccallo)

79-Fabolous - Real Talk (123)

80-Slim Thug - Like A Boss

81-Kasabian - Club Foot

82-Mannie Fresh - Real Big (Instrumental)

83-The Game - How We Do (Feat 50 Cent)

84-The Ratt Pakk - Spaced Out (Instrumental)

85-The Ratt Pakk - Deep South (Instrumental)

86-Fat Joe - Safe 2 Say (The Incredible)

87-Unwritten Law - F.I.G.H.T

88-Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds

89-Queens Of The Stone Age - Little Sister

90-Jimmy Eat World - Pain

91-The Explosion - No Revolution

92-Pilot To Gunner - Barrio Superstar

93-Peaches - Kick It (Feat Iggy Pop)

94-Marilyn Manson - Rock Is Dead

95-Ash - Meltdown

96-Uptight Sound System - Righteous Dub

lazy...

Highlight of past 2 days:
Hwat la! Look at me, im so sad... Aiya marlai... im feeling pathetic. My GF.. BoooHoo...

Aiya, dun worry already la... ur by far the oldest fren i knew ... get you England jersay, i want you to f***ing (i think i should refrain myself from using bad language in my blog.) smile....
we all will somehow find that guy and bash him up.. for you...

bla bla bla... go live a happy life will you.//

currently lovin this song:
Uh uh uh uhhhh.... say that i want you... uh uh uh uhh ... say that i need you...
- Kasabian


so, where'd my camp photos go? i think i must get that shit back...



i like my i like this hairstyle.. all goes back,,.
wanna try? follow this steps:
1) Drench your hair
2) Sit facing a high-rpm fan.
3) Enjoy the wind..

Shut up..

so, Wani is hot.


okay, so now, featuring:

The Dua Matman Impersonation of Jap Chics




yea yea... im too lazy to blog nowadays too busy with my life personal events... blog more tml.. hopefully.

i need to get this list of songs:
01-Beenie Man - King Of The Dancehall
02-Beenie Man - Miss L.A.P.
03-Beenie Man - Yagga Yo (Feat So Solid Crew)
04-Lady Saw - Strip Tease
05-M.I.A. - Fire Fire
06-Mr. Vegas - Pull Up (Feat Wayne Anthony)
07-Two Culture Clash - ...And Dance (Feat General Degree)
08-Two Culture Clash - This Anuh Rampin (Feat Ward 21)
09-Omni Trio - Renegade Snares
10-Aquasky - Spectre
11-Calyx - Are You Ready
12-Calyx - Chasing Shadows
13-Calyx - Collision Course
14-Calyx - Just You
15-Calyx - The Leader
16-Calyx & ILL Skillz - Thru Your Eyes
17-Culture Shock - Vega
18-Deep Blue - The Helicopter Tune
19-Dom & Keaton - Archaeon
20-Dom & Roland - Imagination VIP
21-Dom & Roland - Soundwall VIP
22-E-Sassin - Interface
23-Future Prophecies - Final Fantasy
24-Noisia - Believe
25-Noisia - Cold Veins
26-Twista - Like A 24 (Feat T.I. Liffy Stokes)
27-Apathy - Drive It Like I Stole It
28-Baby A.K.A. Birdman - Shyne (Feat Lil' Wayne)
29-Big Tymers - Get Your Roll On
30-Big Tymers - Put That Shit Up (Feat Lac Stone Mikkey)
31-Fabolous - Gangsta
32-Fabolous - Keepin' It Gangsta
33-Lil' Wayne - Go D.J.
34-Mannie Fresh - Real Big
35-T.I. - U Don't Know Me
36-Trick Daddy - Jump On It (Feat Khia Tampa Tony)
37-Idlewind - A Modern Way Of Letting Go
38-Underground Resistance - Jupiter Jazz
39-Aztec Mystic - Aguila
40-B. Calloway - Direct Maniac
41-Dark Energy - Sunshine
42-Fix - Bite Before You Bark
43-Fix - Flash
44-Knights Of The Jaguar - Jaguar
45-Los Hermanos - Quetzal
46-The Martian - Lost Transmission
47-The Martian - Sex In Zero Gravity
48-The Martian - Share Your Feelings
49-The Martian - Stardancer
50-M.I.A. - Denang

thebbqcumcamp

3 days of camp. and finally, it ends with a bang bbq yesterday...


it was so fun... my rare appearance playing soccer.. i was so good. welll, kinda, cos im an athlete, i dun play sports!!. end of story..
got alot of shit to tell abt yesterday..man i gotta tell you... my class bonding was so great... i mean like:

my class, 5-A, we got a very strong bondage..
yea, thats right, bondage.

our togetherness are phenomenal... simply unparallel.. but i cant tell more without pics//
check back soon for more pics on yesterday..


memorable one yesterday:
while bbqing, this song came along...

Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Mickey
Ooh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey

Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind,
hey Mickey, hey hey Mickey, hey mickey.
(two damn times..)

wanna put a video of tat song, but it just happened when i went to http://www.youtube.com,
this came out:

lol, owned.

but i got the pic of the artist, Toni Basil that made that song, Hey Mickey:


cool eh?? but she looks kinda creepy to me.. wait, how old is she again?