vitagen oxide.

just did the stupid NAPHA fitness test just now.
A's for everything, but second placing in class for everything.

damn it! damn it damn it!! KNNCCB. i swear to god that the standing broad jump is the stupidest station available. at what point of time in life would you ever fucking require the explosive force from the thigh+calf muscle?. and also, how fucked you could be if you're fat, gravity loves you so much or maybe not vertically-inclined(read: short).
not forgetting that the idea of standing on a stand-still position doesnt apply to any scenario in life, unless youre in a situation when theres an earthquake and theres levees and crevices all over the floor and getting across from one point to the other would be a matter of life and fucking death. or maybe when youre on a hostage, all fucked up, the rescue workers helicopter came and you're in the balcony on the top floor, no sufficient space to get momentum by means of running or pivot. maybe that kind of scenario/situation would deem the standing broad-jump exercise useful. but still, the probability of landing yourself in such shit happening is undeniably slim. so effin dumb.

for the rest, its safe to say that the challenges tests our mental 'cum' physical proficiency and most importantly, applies to most situations in our daily life.

oh, and that hairy karamjit fella told me to not go any further when i was doing the pull up.
it was like 12, and he was like:"okay good, get down, dont waste time."
asshole.


i gotta stop my vitagen addiction. ive been drinking them by the packs. its kind of a mixed blessing, because it taste so so good, and it makes u shit alot late at night.

samantha chua was driving a twin-turbocharged BMW coupe last time i saw her.
its the ultimate lesbian love-sexmobile.. im so getting something like that next year.
im taking her path like last year. gone RP after o levels, as in RP for RePeat, then retook o levels followed by scoring it bigtime. and thats what im re-enacting this year.
Strait Times with headline:

Frequent Clubber Did So Fucking Well for Exam, yo.

yes, and it includes a 'yo' too.

as for samantha tham, sad that she took her life path 2 years ahead of me. but life is all about the experience. successes are things that simply brings you up. or was it, life is not having failure at all, but to get up after failing, or whatever Brother Confucius says. she never called last night.. i hate you deep deep.. huhuh.. snorts.

ooh, btw, the probable paths for my life:

path number one:
graduate sec school, 18 years old
graduate ns, 20
strike 4D and TOTO, 21
fly to vegas, 21
driving license buy an american car, 22
consecutive gamble wins in casino, 23
come back to singapore, 23
be a certified and licensed bookie, 24
own a massive underground financial help empire (loanshark), 27
get married with a sexy angmoh mistress, 27
purchase on stocks and investments, 28
buy a big ass monster bungalow at ridley park, 31
buy a ferrari, 33
start coming clean in life, 34
start a family, 35
change race, 35. surname: Gan
wife gave birth to twins, names: nina and nazzai, 36
each enters a prestigious school, Gan Nina goes to Raffles Girl and Gan Nazzai goes to Raffles Institute, 45
successful childrens support their own parents, 52
'enrolled' to mental institute and do oil paintings for rest of my life, 54
die, 69

path number two,
work part time, graduate sec school, 18 years old.
get driving license ASAP, buy first car, or dads car, 18
work part time, grad temasek poly(visual comm), 21 - 22
grad ns, 23,
get a real job, work for some advertising firm, 24
be a automobile paint customisation specialist (airbrush), 26
get a hot singaporean wife and get married, 27
start a family, 29
invest on child's education, insurance and miscellany, 30.
buy a HDB flat at Cambridge Road, 31
spend a bomb amount on DIY products for OWN house renovations and consultancy, 33
wife gave birth to, Cheyanne, chronic asthma attacks 33
another daughter, Ase, jaundice, 35
another daughter, Samantha, diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, 37
hire a top-grade maid from indonesia, 37
do custom paintwork for automobiles, 40
all daughters goes to SCGS, 44
Cheyanne enters Singapore School of Sport Council and be the fastest in every track and field events. serial sports gold medal winner
Ase enters CHIJ Girls (Toa Payoh) becomes a bitch, champion debating team captain, superbly professional in English and Literature then to RJC from there. works for Class 95 FM, followed by being a famous blogger.
Samantha enters Hwa Chong, did aced Additional Maths, 4 points for 'O' levels then enters to ITE(automotive) then works for me as an illegal engine tuner. part time hacker.
donate all savings and insurance money for AIDS cure and fuel-alternative research, 60
die, 62

path number three,
graduate secondary sch, 18
get driving license, 19
grad Saint Andrews Junior College, 20-21
complete NS, 23
graduate Nanyang Technological University (Arts), 27
headhunted, become an Advertising Executive, 28
enter NIE, 32
get a smart wife, get married, 32
become a secondary school teacher(Arts, PE and English), 33
start a family, 34
buy an apartment in the newton area, 35
wife gave birth to a son, Audemar, 35
Son's well-being and education given highest priority, enters ACS Primary, 47
son's PSLE 276, enters ACS Independent, grad 'o' levels, 8 points, 52
son grad ACJC, 54
son an NUS undergraduate and completed NS, 56
son enters Singapore Idol, 58
migrate to japan, son lives in singapore with inheritance, 62
die, 92

path number four,
graduate sec school, 18 years old
get driving license, 19
graduate ns, 20
grad NITEC, 22
become a tattoo artist, 24
buy a racing superbike, 25
become an illegal racing pro, 26
big part of income goes to the engine modification, 27
start a gang, 29
get a hot bitch, get 'married' , 32
buy a HDB 3-room flat at Bedok,
make multiple kids. daughters all named after my ex-girlfriends, if its a boy, it'll be my wife's ex-bf's names.
12th daughter, joveina start workin at the age of 15.
die, 48

more possibilities. gotta sleep.
ugh. anyways, the platinum chics are so gonna win that dancefloor competition.

oh, im so gonna talk about the stupid BHSS school.
they made a big fat hoohahs over peeps not bringing thermometers.
i swear the Vice-President of that stupid school found sexual arousal through reprimanding and scolding innocent peoples over petty matter.
gosh, i wish i could talk more about this.

shouldnt have brought it today, because i heard that those who didnt bring were forced to write an essay of the importance of bringing a thermometer to school.. darn i shouldnt have brought.

this is so dumb. what other virus now?? ookay dammit, i gtg. end blog, here,.