The Vera Violets - When No Means Yes
Finally, im back, i got various of shitty, (but valid) excuse for the hiatus and bla bla, contrary to what the lack of updates on this site might suggest, i am, in fact not dead yet, i simply havent found the time to ramble about anything of merit, and i prefer, perhaps to a fault, not to update unless i feel like i have something to say and the time to do it right.
So like an abusive boyfriend, i'm back again with my usual apology post, complete with an assurance that I really do love you, and a hollow promise that it'll never ever happen again. really. things are gonna be different this time, I swear it...
Okay, great, now that that's out of the way, let's catch up. If I had written any blogs in the past few months, ill start off with the most recent fun i just had:
Ye Olde COMPUTER SMASH
a pitiful fucked up standard pentium 4 computerThe Weapons!!!:
Slotted Screw Driver
Kitchen Scissors 
Cedarwood Bar wielded by a Monkshillian Hockey Player
Cheap Shiny Plasticky-fake-metal Wushu Sword
Wooden Brass-Knuckles
and a Typical Singaporean Headso first up, Key-skate-boarding!!!
unlike skateboarding, with no tires, utilising friction, the bouncy spring-back effect of the keys and pure 18 year-old Eurasian muscle propulsion cum pull for it to move.
some keys dropped out... that sucks..
Ohhhhh! A Knee-breaker!! J.R.The Undertaker has splat (past tense: split) the keyboard into two with that thundering blow from the knee.. Aw ma gard... someone call the referee to stop this match.
Stage 2:
Keyboard-baseball..
oh missed!strike 1 your out..
The PC's Turn:
Disassembly couple of smacks, and the graphic card went flying out.
some gangster-style leg stomps and bat hits..
wonder what happens if someone steps on the other edge of the rod.
the motherboard cracks and the sound goes like: CCRAAAPPP!!!.. with a plasticky squeal going along with it. 
PC baseball
A sit from an exhausted big guy.
further smashing
CD- DVD drive.AFTERMATH:
A gory sight of complete mechanical death
chips fo sale.
chips fo sale.
Anyway, i need to get back to work and trying to get my life in order but as a fun little experiment, im going to try doing what other bloggers do, and post small, frequent, poorly-written updates for a while, instead of large, infrequent, well-written updates.
awesome. for the moment:
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