introducing muthu

the great fat cheebye and another of his lame ass chain joke mails.


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> >MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
> >Interviewer : What is your birth date?
> >Muthu : 13th October
> >Interviewer : Which year?
> >Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR lah
> >
> >MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
> >Manager asked to Muthu at an interview....
> >Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
> >Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X
> >
> >MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
> >After returning back from a foreign trip,
> >Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
> >Wife : No! Why?
> >Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'
> >.. that's why ...
> >Wife : SHOCKED!
> >
> >MUTHU & TOURIST
> >One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Muthu whether any great man born in
> >thisvillage or not ..
> >and Muthu said .. 'No sir, only babies were born here .. '
> >
> >MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
> >Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach.
> >First he cut it's one leg and said WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
> >Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked.
> >Then cut the third leg and did the same.
> >At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk!
> >But cockroach didn't walk.
> >Suddenly Muthu said loudly, 'I found it.
> >If we cut cockroach's four legs,it becomes deaf.
> >Muthu become a saint!
> >
> >MUTHU & DRIVER
> >When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the
> >driveradjusted mirror.
> >Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife ? Sit back. I will drive.
> >
> >MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
> >Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin.
> >There he started washing the basin.
> >Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
> >Muthu pointed towards the board 'WASHBASIN'
> >
> >MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
> >Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building,
> >it caught fire and how will you escape ?
> >Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. (Embedded image
> >moved to file: pic00041.jpg)
> >
> >Oh .. i forgot to say Muthu now in prison...
> >'cos during a political rally a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote
> >'PRESS' on her right chest ... and he did it !