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Currently listening to:

Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance

10/8/2009 2:05:56 AM ✬ Suedehead ✬ - The Fish. miss u dude

10/8/2009 2:06:01 AM ✬ Suedehead ✬ - The Fish. not in a gay way

10/8/2009 2:06:04 AM ✬ Suedehead ✬ - The Fish. in a bro way

hahahhaa. fag!

moving on!

my first time flying alone!

went for a business work trip over at penang island:

woozie shot. have no fucking idea why's it like that. fucks up my professional photography. HATES it when this happens.

anyways, i was hoping that upon my arrival, the guys over at malaysia would hold a large sign that says my name out on the arrival gates. instead i have to wait outside the taxi stand and look out for a 'black Honda Ciwic'. while waiting, i tucked my ass into a mcmeal in penang airport.

you know what they call a Quarter Pounder over in France? Royale With Cheese

and because my boss arrives a day later, i have to spend a day sleeping in the malaysia office branch, which was tidy and cool.

my suite.

i dont know why, but malaysian waters are cooling when you take the morning shower. and esp when u use that pail thing with the handle and pour it over the head. nice sloshing waterfall experience
kitchen full of supplies
my hanger/mosquito coil

imagine after a sweaty day playing basketball and asking the vendor:

uncle! gimme 100 PLUS!

ghetto
penang bridge
my suite 2nd day onwards.
their lighting at the dawn are dramatic
that night we had McTucky Fried Chicken, some select cold cut Lok Lok, fried kuayteow, penang apom, cheng tng with quail egg and shit tons of food with chingchong names. was a cheap and scrumptous meal. if only newton's like this.
the krystal suite. it. is . fucking. immense. like nafa's skylight studio. see the distance of the microwave and theres still yards of space behind me.

i love their website. makes a nice ding ding sound like pet society.

bedroom dfs cigarettes. S$19.80 for an entire carton
slippery senorita.

OH AND THAT PLACE PLAYED MAMBO! i was like holy shit i need to fucking dance to this, but no one is mambo-ing! awkward balloon. if this happens in sg, you would see everyone moving and dancing in unison and 7-8 guys with centre-parting on the bar top busting the moves.

anyways i drank alot taht night i have no fucking idea how i got back to the suite, nor took a pic of a toilet with brimful of shit(nsfbr= not safe for blogger readers), nor an image of this engine bay of this evo X:

DEAR GUY/GAL/FELLA WHO SENT ME HOME,

while i was shit smashed over at georgetown bars and clubs and you picked me up from at about 4am on the 7th Friday of August 2009, after the closing. the night was pouring with rain and you picked me up. i forgot what was your car, but im sure it was some sharp nosed sporty dirty grey-ish coloured car and i slept like a cat in your car. however, i do remember when i reached my suite, i thought you were a taxi driver, so i wanted to pay you, but you obliged, and sent me on my way to the bellboy to send me up.

you are the coolest shit in the earth. i did not have a chance to thank you upon this recollection after the hangover.

do email me if your reading this: platinum_bergg@hotmail.com

if you happened to read this and identify yourself, i would duly reward you with an opulent gift and recognition.

and i stayed in the hotel that morning because i was so hungover, i could not do shit. after i sobered up, i noticed a piss stain on the carpet by the bedroom wall. definitely NOT my fault.

my undrunkable streak was broken 675 wins : 1 KO loss.

but never vomited. (still in the pro league)

like a noble samurai losing a fight or Kane losing a match and he takes off his mask, i guess its time to reveal my undrunkable method skill:

its called the Mike Tan's Frog Style.

its named after a reknowned fat guy in the office who's legend says he's undrunkable. he looks like jabba the hutt after couple of Tiger buckets, lamborghini and AK 47s. if you could virtually feel 60- 80% drunk, sit down on a stool, cross your ankles, pile up all body fats so that the throat pipe's 90 degrees perpendicular to the floor (alot of people did not know that they should sit upright when they are drunk.) then drink the mixers/water without the ice. slowly.

look around the club, during this ordeal without moving any part of the body. just the eyeballs. you feel like a frog (thus the name), stationary in a jamming booming club. if done properly, in 15 mins, you're ready to rock again.

the swimming pool view from the window,.
after i cleared up, i went down to buy myself a domino cheesy double thincrust pepperoni whatever.

the garlic bread is playdoh smooth and chewy

city of penang

late night swimming with the boss after drinking at the joint. huhuhuh!!





cover up tattoo
wasnt supposed to upload this, but francesca told me to leave it when she had photolog rehearsal upload. i gained weight.
nooo pork at all!
A&A guys.

me and alex. lanjiao quality. using some guy's hp to take this cos my batt was low. bluetoothed the day later.

typical room setting after 2 nights stay
penang international sports arena
it fair
ayam goreng McD
penang airport

previous happenings:

fiddled around with jannah's cool lg phone. it has a stylus and a sketch it program. fun!

primary school colouring
FOLICIA!!
buy this in SMU's 7 eleven near the Kopitiam. tastes like goat's ass.
me being a genius
Butter Factory VIP card

jean shows off her earrings. the ring thing looks like its 20kg and gonna rip a slice down the lobe man.
zi lian
salmon with Echar over at parkway. banquet's carrot cake is awesome
wrestling fan! u see mimi squatting down behind?? yeah, shes gonna jump out the easel like rey mysterio. with background music and pyrotechnics shooting up in the sky.
zangrief wearing soulja boy glasses.
yeejia!! so happy with her faces on the wall.

better posts coming up.