Wednesday, March 28, 2007

shooting blanks

busy busy, so a fast post. i drafted a long one, so heres something short and temporary/

i got a something queasy to tell, and i cant decide who should i go tell first, but i gotta tell it to my bestest buddy first, and her name is, Blog. well, it happened today and its really
a possible story of the year:
damn tarded, the school's insufficient amount of toilet, landed me into stupid situation. nature's call, so i went for a frantic search for a toilet. so there is this toilet adjacent to where im standing, it, was glimmering with a gleam of light from up above. the door and the wall panels are orange in color. immediately i went to take a crap. and i heard feminine chatter outside the cubicle im in. so, logic came to my head easy as i just realised the gender for the toilet im in at that moment... stupid enough, i 'kinda' found out that i got in the girls toilet. and took a crap there. or something, maybe its some dudes bringing in their girlfriends in to, you know, like always. but anyways, whats more stupider was that, i went out to check it out.as i saw a group of 'elite' graduate-variant group of girls staring at me. dumbfounded and shocked. so i asap-edly
said something to break that up.
me: 'shit, is this the girls toilet?'
their reply: HAHAHAAHHAHAHA(hiccup hiccup*)hahahhahaha
one of them is a hot chic. dammit. so yeah. the whole experience suck as hell. then as i was leaving the Female toilet, theres this girl couple entering, holding hands. one of them is a butch and she eeeeeeyer....-ed me. ugh! what the hell man.
i hope you grow an extra dick.

speaking of extra, samantha called me just now and i was fascinated when we mentioned something about a 'women with 3 breast'. lol.

good morning, foggy thompson road.
the bullshit candy which doesnt taste like shit
it works. ish.
breast cancer dancers. i find them interesting
the erasure of this incomplete artwork on my new-ass desk cost alot of water, soap, wiping fabric and bloods from the hands of many in class duty roster literally.

wo men xi guai yi. something something
the school's song is so -.-

starting to hate. dont.

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