anyway, here's christian bale flipping out on the director of photography on the set of terminator 4. i didn't even know that they made a 3rd terminator.
listen to it here. (rightclick, save target as/open in new window)
SUPER THE COOL RIGHT?! if i was a famous actor like him i won't yell at the DP like this, he's only trying to help out and make you and the scene look perfect......you're only supposed to scream at your assistant like this for fucking up your cappuccino. i still need an assistant, anyone wanna work for me?
i need to have my fucking body to be satanicly monstrous. after prolonged hours of painting drawing, planning, watching stuff, playing L4D, sitting in the bus, i think im a complete weaksauce and actually getting quite fat.
it started after some drawings of basic anatomy, i kept studying the muscle structure and shit. so i kinda realised as i checked the muscle layout worksheet and thought: eh? im missing something out, wheres the extra belt of fats round the tummy like the one i have? how come its not included in the worksheet?
so to deal with that, i have this little project in the works that requires me to be powerpacked and diabolically ripped by June, where it would be the season where everyone would flock to sentosa's palawan/siloso beach.
but there's a huge problem.... i haven't been seriously working out since secondary school, so i have no fucking clue how to resurrect the six pack abs, chest muscles, biceps and forearms without joining a gym and suffering humility from all the dragonboating dickheads and yoga chics laughter while watching me attempt to lift weights and do crunches. so i went to the next best source other than school's gym (no shame there because only the fat students use the gym) which is: Youtube to learn some quicker ways to get ripped without spending $2000 per year in cali fitness just so i can listen to house remixes of "womanizer" and kelly clarkson songs.
i have "the perfect push up" thing and an "ab wheel" but those things end up collecting dust and putting you in more pain than peak physical condition.
another reason why i'm serious about this and motivated to get ripped is because as i get older the flabbier i get and my chair butt from sitting down all day is taking it's toll. so at this rate, id get a massive paunch on the stomach like my dad by april's fool. therefore, i have to act, so at least by the time i get thrown into NS, i wouldnt look like the fat pathetic guy who acted in lost:
boohoo.
sometimes it makes me wonder how does a fat people (im not talking bout fat peoples, im talking about those extremely fat ones. the ones that requires 2 bus/mrt seats for each half of the ass) i ponder everytime when i look at one of them. you look at one of them, you begin to wonder...
how does this woman to take a shit? and even scarier, how does she wipe her ass? can she even locate her asshole?
and and more puzzling situation if its a fat couple and has fat husband who hasnt seen his dick since the invention of bubble tea. so you look at both of them, you begin to wonder: do these people fuck? could this couple achieve penetration? it doesnt seem structurally possible. maybe they are in the cirque du soleil thing.
so here's a few videos i found to help me get in shape....
24 hour ghetto workout. these dudes are my inspiration:
but there's a huge problem.... i haven't been seriously working out since secondary school, so i have no fucking clue how to resurrect the six pack abs, chest muscles, biceps and forearms without joining a gym and suffering humility from all the dragonboating dickheads and yoga chics laughter while watching me attempt to lift weights and do crunches. so i went to the next best source other than school's gym (no shame there because only the fat students use the gym) which is: Youtube to learn some quicker ways to get ripped without spending $2000 per year in cali fitness just so i can listen to house remixes of "womanizer" and kelly clarkson songs.
i have "the perfect push up" thing and an "ab wheel" but those things end up collecting dust and putting you in more pain than peak physical condition.
another reason why i'm serious about this and motivated to get ripped is because as i get older the flabbier i get and my chair butt from sitting down all day is taking it's toll. so at this rate, id get a massive paunch on the stomach like my dad by april's fool. therefore, i have to act, so at least by the time i get thrown into NS, i wouldnt look like the fat pathetic guy who acted in lost:
boohoo.
sometimes it makes me wonder how does a fat people (im not talking bout fat peoples, im talking about those extremely fat ones. the ones that requires 2 bus/mrt seats for each half of the ass) i ponder everytime when i look at one of them. you look at one of them, you begin to wonder...
how does this woman to take a shit? and even scarier, how does she wipe her ass? can she even locate her asshole?
and and more puzzling situation if its a fat couple and has fat husband who hasnt seen his dick since the invention of bubble tea. so you look at both of them, you begin to wonder: do these people fuck? could this couple achieve penetration? it doesnt seem structurally possible. maybe they are in the cirque du soleil thing.
so here's a few videos i found to help me get in shape....
24 hour ghetto workout. these dudes are my inspiration:
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