..and a special thanks to hopeless romantic aunties, wimpy uncles and hallmark for creating this cash crop of a holiday. do we really need a national holiday to be reminded that we're gonna die alone in a HDB cluttered with garbage, cleo/womens weekly magazines, wearing pasar malam pj's, covered in body chocolate and surrounded by stacks of K drama and Sex in the City? we're reminded of that on a daily basis, well i am at least. hallmark really nailed it with this "holiday" and figured out the perfect formula on how to ruin single peoples self esteem, make men look like shitheads for being clueless about what type of roses, chocolate and stuffed bears to buy on a pointless holiday for their date and for women to bitch and moan if they only get one box of chocolate and no dinner reservations at dempsey, while putting millions in hallmark ceo's greedy pockets with card sales and shitty chocolate.
men, no matter what you do on valentines day for that special someone, (if you're actually into valetines day or doing something special for someone, if you are you're a bitch) it's never good enough and you'll fuck the day up no matter what you do. i recommend you forget you have a girlfriend or a date, steal a chocolate bar from 7 eleven, get some edible undies and go blow your money and your load on your girlfriends hotter best friend because she'll actually appreciate the attention, the backstabbing, the dinner at dempsey and the pearl necklace
women, valentines day is the perfect day to get revenge on your boyfriend or husband for something stupid or immature he did in the past, which was probably even that morning, like forgetting it was v-d day or forgetting your name. if you want the sure way to know that you'll have him forever or just wanna see how much he reeaaally loves and cares about you i got the perfect remedy.....say you're pregnant and that he's the father!
HOLYSHIT THIS IS TOO FUNNY,
Egyptian Cleric Hazem Shuman Warns Muslim Youth of the Upcoming Valentine's Day: It's More Dangerous than AIDS, Ebola, and Cholera.
way he talks is ULTRA funny.
so yeah, whateverr.. i got suckered:
blew my bespoke mahogany easel money on saturday.
nydc.
cookie mudpie. taken in the most unglam manner.
oreo cheesecake.
you can hint the sadness in my face.that sums up saturday for me.
so yes. tiffanie makes alot of noise. just now. unlike other homo sapiens in the world, tiffanie's probably the most sought after person when shes pissed or bitching about mercilessly. she shit golden nugget during such ordeals. and by all means necessary, i'll go all kinda measures to seize it.
you: SQUEALSSSS!!! omg do you have facebook! ADD MEEEE !
tiff: haha i got no facebook.
reply: WHAT?!??! WHYEEEEE
to set the record straight once and for all, she preferred to have this to be in my blog instead, i don't know. probably because i have higher visitor traffic?
WHY TIFFANIE WOULD NEVER OWN A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT
1. i really enjoy telling everyone (who has facebook) that i don't
2. i don't want every damn photo of me uploaded. then people will know what ive been up to !
3. everyone would know everything
4. which is why, if you know me well enough, i prefer to keep things UNDER THE WRAP
5. dont see a need in having one. im happy using salihin's (the fish's) account.
6. of which entitles me to view MOST of the profiles i wish to do so.
7. need i say more. my primary purpose is to view profiles. not to get viewed.
8. best done so by not owning an account by having access to one that has access to my plot!
9. do not want my inbox to be filled with FACEBOOK
10. do not want to be obliged to upload 'all the photos' on the social networking site.
yes its old but i just have to show this:
marvel-lous
tmr jon, i take pics of it tmr. for now, i have to go source for some lesbian porn.
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