maria.. bla bla maria...

Currently listening to:
that korean mariaaaa~ song.

haha msn video call is fun.

the new laptop allows me to do cool shits like this:

uggh, look at that, green. favourite colour.

did wicked funny shits..

we got things in common..

Hot Pink!!

my detention form, and her toenails.

oh, and shes cute.

says the pokedolfin. whart ever lorss.. nort style

omg! omg! omg!

currently listening to:


Okay, i require to note down what im thinking, and writing would be too slow for thought, and prolly ill forget and lose track of what i was in thought. so, its a good thing keyboard was invented so that everyone could express themselves faster than speech or freehand writing. typing is a requirement for everyone now, and if you cant type well, you're prolly having tat 'left behind' feeling. and keyboard currently is the newest and a badder ass weapon.

Pen is mightier than the sword, but the keyboard is mighthier than the pen. because the keyboard can do shitloads better than the pen as it possesses the ability to live life literally with only chair and a desktop. you could start a business in there and its mightier in a bad-ass way as you could purchase a gun in eBay or round up your bigger peeps in your buddy circle in MSN for protection, if any case of threat. so a slight woohoo for that. and its a good thing that im writing this in the blog and at least someone out there could read. instead of hoarding them in my disk or something. like a journal and the only possible time that anyone could read them is when im dead or something. blogging is also a gift, and a Nobel prize should be given to the creator. and when you become a blogger, sharing of stuff gets more frequent. and someone once told me that, "all good things should be shared with everyone".
and yeah. reading them Dale Carnegie books is good.

I think living life as any singaporean deserves to have their life written on a book or something.. it takes an elaborate hindsight to understand why. and also prior to whats happening now.

Everything have to go up.. and to live in singapore, you have to go up.

"is no choice, one.."

From the price hike of bus-fares, cable tv, electronic products, cars and houses. everythings gonna be raised and maybe building storeys too. shitty lifestyle is what i think gonna happen.. well, the government knows what they're doing. and we elected them for a reason.

Anyway, im always finding a point to everything i do whether it is for the good or the bad. most of the time, i analyse thoughts at its barest logical and pragmatic. and everytime, i wake up, i'd ponder why, should i go to school, and series of whys' after that. but i would be forced to, not do so anymore because if i were to be pondering any longer, i'd be late, and i got alot of catching up with shit in life to do. success is what everyone wanted, and definition of success is many ways and heres what i also believe to be seven essential truths about success:

1. People that are friendly and able to get along well with others will have more options in life.

2. The more knowledge a person has, and the better developed his reasoning power, the more life options will be available to him.

3. Given the ability to choose wisely, a person with more options will be more likely to achieve success in their chosen field, and elsewhere in life.

4. Successful people are more likely to feel like they are in control of their destiny. and people who feel like they are in control often prove in practice to be in control, thereby influencing their lives for the better.

5. People who achieve success in their chosen field are more likely to be happy than the general population.

(As an aside, i believe people who get along with others, are knowledgeable, and have good decision making abilities are much more likely to help others. Aaperson who likes and is liked by others will naturally want to help those around him, and a successful person who likes other people will have powerful means to help. people who wish to do so may deploy their personal power in many ways to help themselves and others.)

6. People who achieve success in their chosen field are more likely to be financially well-off than the general population.

7. Public health studies have repeatedly shown that happy, affluent people in control of their own destiny have a better quality of life and live longer, healthier lives.


As you can see, they all build upon one another. In the end, happiness, the feeling of controlling one’s destiny, and financial success often go hand in hand.

also,

8. The people that eat the best look the best

tell you more tonight or something..
uh shit, im gonna be late for school. its 7 am in the morning.
Now, i just have to get the Google Analytics. for those of you who have not tried that - its a really cool accessory that gives you a world map showing where blog visitors come from and more.

honey, i'm back

Currently listening to:
The Vera Violets - When No Means Yes

Finally, im back, i got various of shitty, (but valid) excuse for the hiatus and bla bla, contrary to what the lack of updates on this site might suggest, i am, in fact not dead yet, i simply havent found the time to ramble about anything of merit, and i prefer, perhaps to a fault, not to update unless i feel like i have something to say and the time to do it right.
So like an abusive boyfriend, i'm back again with my usual apology post, complete with an assurance that I really do love you, and a hollow promise that it'll never ever happen again. really. things are gonna be different this time, I swear it...

Okay, great, now that that's out of the way, let's catch up. If I had written any blogs in the past few months, ill start off with the most recent fun i just had:


Ye Olde COMPUTER SMASH

a pitiful fucked up standard pentium 4 computer

The Weapons!!!:


Slotted Screw Driver
Kitchen Scissors Cedarwood Bar wielded by a Monkshillian Hockey Player
Cheap Shiny Plasticky-fake-metal Wushu Sword
Wooden Brass-Knuckles

and a Typical Singaporean Head


so first up, Key-skate-boarding!!!
unlike skateboarding, with no tires, utilising friction, the bouncy spring-back effect of the keys and pure 18 year-old Eurasian muscle propulsion cum pull for it to move.

some keys dropped out... that sucks..
Ohhhhh! A Knee-breaker!! J.R.
The Undertaker has splat (past tense: split) the keyboard into two with that thundering blow from the knee.. Aw ma gard... someone call the referee to stop this match.
Stage 2:
Keyboard-baseball..
oh missed!
strike 1 your out..

The PC's Turn:

Disassembly couple of smacks, and the graphic card went flying out.
some gangster-style leg stomps and bat hits..
wonder what happens if someone steps on the other edge of the rod.
the motherboard cracks and the sound goes like: CCRAAAPPP!!!.. with a plasticky squeal going along with it.
PC baseball
A sit from an exhausted big guy.
further smashing

CD- DVD drive.

AFTERMATH:

A gory sight of complete mechanical death



chips fo sale.

Anyway, i need to get back to work and trying to get my life in order but as a fun little experiment, im going to try doing what other bloggers do, and post small, frequent, poorly-written updates for a while, instead of large, infrequent, well-written updates.

awesome. for the moment:

check these out:

http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/2007/06/10/131-us-states-renamed-for-countries-with-similar-gdps/

http://www.kilian-nakamura.com/catalog/asahi-beerbot-beerpouring-robot-p-130.html?language=en

http://www.blessedherbs.com/?sp=internal-cleansing&s_cid=colon_641_20_001&site=&gclid=CJDFuYft2owCFRDaYgodRhdOdg

okay, hostel 2, bitches.

know more abt the movie by, www.hostel2.com

or even better, try the game

a scream from that bitch killed thousands of my dendrites.

currently listening to:
Heat It Up - Bubba Sparxxx
(this song couldnt be found full in now faggy imeem.com)

anyways err.. i got alot of things to mention but its like im having some kinda writers's block... and im currently workin on my artefact. its so gonna dig ass.

so, okay, ill just shoot random thoughts through bloggin while i let my tool friends pays attention to The Incredibles in Disney Channel:

its been awhile since i updated the blog music. THIS SONG IS HILARIOUS!!

i suggest that everyone should try Dr. Pepper diet root beer.
the drink called Anything and Whatever is plain silly, but its good marketing strategy.
Made in Singapore, yo.

im goin 7-eleven. want any drinks?

err okay, you could just get me anything or whatever but not those drinks that named Anything or Whatever..

im drinking tea regularly. daily. 'meal-ly' its becoming a staple. this is due to my moms ambition to be more "London-like". but i told her, tea makes your teeth yellow.
and womens with a thick English-accent sounds very boss-like. but i think having an accent is an asset.

and im eating more chicken luncheon meat. the kind thats sold in canned form. its nice because when its heated, the salt residue makes it taste and smell like dog/cat food.

im becoming more bossy at home now. its like as if im injured or something, and at most time, im immobile, and ill order someone at home to get me some of my job done for me.. say for example, calling someone outside my room, to adjust the air-con or light switches for me, and run an errand for me, and remove the rubbish from my room.. its like im having indonesian maids as my family members. sloth at another level.

and i was having a thought, and i was sure if i would be disabled, or wheelchair bound, i wouldnt be like those awful handicapped peoples, who tell everyone how 'abled' they are, instead, i would groan, moan or squeal for attention and help. you know... like highlight my disablility.

a 1995 Nissan Silvia K is a good car.

arcade racing is fun. maximum tune, battle gear 3. its so gonna be a fad, but wth, its fun. and i cant wait for my drivers license test on late sept.

vera is hot.

im gonna watch Hostel 2 later. its so gonna own.

ill post pics of the cool parts later.

oooh. and i got laid last weekend.
huhuh...


i missed syirr


i dont see a point of having a person by your side like say a girlfriend or boyfriend when your 17-20, because in this period of time when you have to be most selfish and wallet.

was thinking if sylvester stallone would act in a Rambo spin-off movie, Despo 2.

joveina uses that word, 'despo'. whoever uses shitty short forms like that, deserves to be a complete celibate forever or get ran over by a double decker SBS bus.. its just plain dumb.

and same goes for acronym like TTM(think too much) and LC(low class). it pained me. its like:

oh, and dont be an MRT, can?

huh!?

i became semi paralysed and my mouth foamed when i found out what that meant. (mentally really toot) .

i cant wait for time to move. cooler shit would take place later, and like im studying.. and im feeling alot smarter now that i could easily mentally manipulate a standard typical singaporean anytime.

and if time moves on, ill get a computer, and i could post a more intelligent one than this and google everything on anything im unsure with.. and i predict that by 2020, it'll bring a nostalgic
feeling whenever im feeling clueless.

oh i got the best compliment and treatment from my thai classmate, sompolpong. its like whatever i say is wise and everything i do is chic to her.

the full moon is staring at me. now.

be right back.