the fresh prince of bugis

oh my oh my.. i didnt know that my dad was not only a legend in Geylang, but also, Bugis Street. like literally. its like as if hes been there everyday, and almost like everyone there knew him very well..
and those were the ah peks that runs store that sells bags, shirts, jacket, those kinda 77th-street-ish stuffus.. cheap shit. and the community of the ah peks/veteran bengs there, most commonly the unsavoury kind, with the chest and both arms covered with tattoos and intriguing enough, my dad was kinda like their homecoming king.
anyways, it was like as if my dad was representing that street. he was like knew the slang there.. and like some kinda gang sign. its seems to be like some kinda like ah beng ET in his homeland of ah beng alienworld.. and i tell you, he speak real FLUUUENT hokkien. i dunno what he said, but he was speaking like:

"(in hokkien) bla kanina bla bla chi geh bla bla lim pei ka la kong bla kanina huay ah ni bla bla bla ho sei!! bla bla bo buay chao lar bla (laughing) kanina!!"

they sound so aggressive, but the people there fucken' love him so much.

anyways they gave me a big ass cup of sugar cane juice, an 'idunnowhatbrand' jacket, 2 t-shirts, and a fresh pack of cigarettes for my dad. perks of having an ah beng dad..
muahaha


speaking of which, this shit is so FUCKING FUNNY!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uG85Oaca_o
like totally man.. LOL!

anyways, friday, workdayworkday, met sammie. she was like "i wanna buy stockings". ohoh, and and and, sexy ass's cousin followed also. contrary in features and everything about sexyass, safe to say...

well, sam was like:

hey auntiese, which one match my skin colour hars?
got stockings with the split one anort??
got cheap cheap one anot?

hilarious..

but anyways she later wants to eat han ji peng, but ended up eating "ice rainbow kachang"..
i recommend you all to eat them before you grow too old.

happy little kid.
chinese new year gummy.
whole thing disappeared in a few secs. she wants more..
HAHAHAAHAHAH!!! omg im so speechless.




speaking of which, this vlog(video-blog).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu3Dfqm8WM0
omg. this chic SERREAIOULLY gives me the shudders..
aieyer.. the accent and all, but wait, the best part is on the last few secs of the video, it will cringe ths shit out of you..


oh anyways, went to the doctor.

she went back to life.


prices may vary

well, mine went for a hard disk change and software updates, and after that, blithe blithe blithe!!

oh, and they also added songs from diana ross, coldplay and some othermiserable shits. would be having fun later adding songs, but sadly i lost most of them.


oh and try this out:

buy a cool mont listerine pocket paks oral care strips,
remove all 24 strips.
place it in your mouth, consume. oh, gargle if possible.

oh yea, i met:

Xue -Pig!!


went to work,


when packing up, my boss's english very powderful:

boss: eh, can make it quick?? wah piang, you see, the other people they all 'fastering' already..
me: but i finish already!.
boss: wah, standard.. okay, now you see that ah neh there? go and help him to make 'fasterer'..

lol. then after that, i made a 'fastering person work fasterer'.