the first ever annual japaneselumberyardhell 2006 award

im so fucken free right now.

Achievements and awards to peoples and stuffus featured on blog:

and its a good thing if you're (not) featured/ recieved any award from me. so ladies and gents, brace yourself for japaneselumberyardhell's:

THE BEST OF:

ENTERTAINMENT:

shitty-est movie:
Basic Instinct 2

cool ass movie award:
Curse of the Golden Flower

comedy:
Talking Cock by Colin Goh

movie of the year:
The Banquet

tv series:
Grey's Anatomy

best comedy:
The Office

cartoon series that still kicked ass:
The Simpsons

worst cartoon:
Naruto

worst movie award:
High School Musical

worst drama:
The Princess Hour (Goong) .

worst tv program:
Lost (a disappointment)

best comedian:
Will Farrell

worst actor:
Tom Hanks (because none of the chicks he's with ever gets naked)

best actress:
Jodie Foster (cold as a mother)

worst actress:
Katie Holmes


MUSIC


shittiest band:
Simple Plan

2006's best band:
+44

Best Singer:
Press F5. Now.

2006's tha' dopest rhyme, of all time:
Beat Novacane - Fat Joe

its like the most awesome and raddest song of the year, dude:
Call Me When Your Sober - Evanescence

best cina song:
許願池的希臘少女 - Jolin Tsai
(wu niang was good but this one was the best and yes, my pinyin kicks ass)

best malay song:
none.

5 of the Year's most annoying songs:

Hips Don't Lie - Shakira
Nothing in this World - Paris Hilton
Public Affair - Jessica Simpsons
Where'd You Go - Fort Minor
Tokyo Drift - Teriyaki Boyz

(all of this songs were played countless times in radio, MTV and everywhere)


The No.1 Superemo Song
Ghost of You - My Chemical Romance

2006's Anthem:
Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake


THE NET

Best Website:
That blog

Most killer website:
www.youtube.com

Worst YouTube videos:
Hard Gay (hes not funny. at all)

Lamest and least funniest video:
The Numa Numa by Gary Brosma (steaming pile of lame sauce)

best online game:
Halo 2 (Xbox Live)

shitty-est online game ever:
Maple Story (no life)

LIFESTYLE:

best car award:
2006 Mercedes-Benz CLS55 AMG,(really fast, pussy-magnet, first car to feature 7-shift, good-lookin, 4-seater, fat people can't fit in the driver's seat. worthy)

best restaurant:
Aurum (clinically swanky as fuck)

best food:
Grilled Chicken Foldover (cheap, healthy, filling and taste that kicks ass)


coolest funeral:
Pluto

uncool-est funeral:
Steve Irwin

The Face of the Year:

get used to the almost-like-kena-down-syndrome-but-actually-hor-its-chic-as-hell-sia face, as more of these could be seen in future neoprints sample stands..

Best Camp:
CampTEEN

The Are-you-shitting-me?-You're-gonna-wear that? Apparel Award:
Crocs.

the worst birthday gift, like ever.:
its a good thing to have classmates that understands what you 'like'.

BOOKS

best non-fiction:
Possible Side Effects by Augusten Burrough


kickin ass book award:
Beavis and Butt-head's Reading Sucks, the collected works. by Mike Judge

the book of the year:
comes with the author's signature on the cover.


The Rhyme of the Year:
"/oh, daphne, your not feelin real happy,
well yeah, here's $1.50, go get me a slurpee."


Best Proverb:
Friends are like condoms. They protect us when things get hard.
- Edmund the Great

Best Class Academical Achievement:

my class. as you can see thats a looong row of F9's. we are so gonna be successful peoples. (fyi: this is no bullshit or some orchestrated shit. thats the actual grades that my class achieved for Maths paper during Prelims last year.)
(picture credits to tiffanie)


The Nationwide Favourite Racist Joke:
Question: How do you make an Indian man explode?
Answer: Press the red button.
(hahaha,reminded me of the laser pointer on Mdm Lala's forehead incident)


Worst Makeover Anyone Could Ever Attempt:
Eyebrow Threading (i found this link which contains an elusive pic of me with that.. see disastrous effect)

Best Makeover that Anyone Can Attempt:
Shaving the armpits.

CHICS


Most Hardcore and Underground:
Syirr

Least Hardcore and Most Changed:
Madjidah Sunny

Hottest Chic:
Tiffanie Ho

Most difficult person to argue with:
Tiffanie Ho

The Coolest Smile:
Shan

Slowest Girl:
Lai Yi Jun

The Fastest Girl:
Timothy (9 mins for 2.4km)

Sexy-est Voice:
Nicki Chua

Best Actress (drama category):
Low Joveina

The Razorblade Award:
Abigail Kor

The Bimbo Superchamp Trophy:
Nada Syazwani (heavily debated, it was a close fight between Princess Glamorous, but waniee's blog deserves the cute glittery pink trophy)


Best Dressed:
Elissa Nadine.
(goth as fuck, pentagram necklace, skull rings, spike-studded belts, leather straps and black lipstick. Satan.)


DUDES


Greatest health improvement:
Christopher Gomez (10-15 kg loss in a span of few months)

The Fattest Cheebye:
Edmund the 'Great'. 120kg.

Most time spent in computer playing online games(only):
Jonathan Teo aka Gen X Kid.

The Blackest Hardcore Death Metal Junkie Award:
Ben Kheo (Iron Maiden, Satyricon, Dimmu Borgir, Children of Bodom, 'nuff said.)

Si Buay Ah Gua Award:
Mr. NLL

Handsome-est Man Award:
Christy Lee

Most Girlfriends:
Ng Zhi Shin (countless)

Least Girlfriends:
Lim Jun Xian(handful)

Syphillis Champ:
Kevin Ling (determined by per square inch)


ASS(ES)


Most widely known as a cute:
Samantha Tham

Owns the sexiest pair of:
Julynn Goh

Largest and Most visible:
Timothy Tan


Most number of time being called one:
Evonne Chng



BLOG (get ready to roll them eyeballs)



Best month:
January 2006 (ironicly. it contains the chinese new year mega prank and ancient stuff)



Best picture:
titled: The Victory Pee.
medium: photography, props used: Lemon Sportade

random ego booster:
10 April 2006

Most violent rant:
12 April 2006(presence of pure agony,lashing of certain levels of sarcasm, complete with picture elaboration)

Best post:
20 May 2006 (was when i first established the tagboard. self explanatory, nostalgic, clean cut and simple)


out of awards to think of, too engrossed reading kickass past.