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happy birthday my blog, its been a year you have been beside me noting down and recalling all my obscenely kickass past, for all the pitiful souls that reads them.
it was a blasst. bya bya for 2-0-0-sex.
never had time to write down my resolutions and all, cos i was too busy with stuff.
so early in the morning, after getting back home from work at 1am, i slept and went for hari raya haji. thats all for my 2006, 31 dec. morning. was so miserable. but who cares. the highligh isnt only that.. its the countdown that matters..
me and little satan

so firsty, i met shan at novena mrt, and i told her, i wanna change clothes, cos my gaysuit is satanicly revealing. im a man, but this traditional phillipine suit is as translucent as a tissue with a heavily fried chicken wing on it for weeks.

cityhall!
me and abby, we wear sportsbra. omg, i hate that gaysuit.
ate at some hidden roadside restaurant, and thats sam being unbelievably emo.. she was seriously emo. as in i-wanna-shoot-myself-emo. then went to Rochor Beancurd, for some han ji penging.
abby! so dark, so underground.. mariam! so excited, so fast.
yi jun! so dubious, so slow.
ron lickin the tip of a round bun, and han eating a soft long rod and drinkin white liquids.
thats kevin, hes a real chicken shit. lol.

we dilly dallied our asses off and bought bananas and cactus from a flora shop. we also found out that we were late and raced to the mrt station.. all this for Julynn..
mariam. emo.
me and abby, emo.

high-speed headbanging.
speak, hear, see no evil
lepakx in the MRT for a long ass trip to lakeside.
St. Krap. emo.

we reached Lakeside MRT and took a bus to the place there.. we were quite unsure, about the bus and the bus stop// cos everytime when on every stop, we wanna go down., there would be stages and most of us would like assume its the count down party on.. and boonlay is an ulu ulu place.

so we went down to the third stop.. and we ran to a show where theres a commotion, hoping to see julynn's item, but only to find out later that its actually some kind of Lion, Dragon and Pugilist Competition and Exhibition 2006/ we got shocked to a point where we were clueless and all, and ran for about 200m or so to the actual CountDown 2006. then we saw Julynn. she was hopping when she sees us.

omg, i tell ya. i thoroughly thanked God, that we didnt missed it.
the dance was kickass.. i have a video of it, wait for the next update if u cant hold on any much longer to oogle.

hot chics dancing.
dancer of the day.
tattoo
we know she loves something long and sharp, so we gave her bananas and cactus.
foam party!! woot woot! (adult section)

another section. lol.
obviously we went in to the adult side.
foam monster
like snow. heeey oh..

foooam party.

kevin wanna eat the foam
yo DJ, spin that shit. hahha, he turned on Sexy Back that made mariam go siao, see later for video update.
ron
foamy feets
mariam still dancing like siao

my first ever midget encounter that i wanna share. OMG!
eh look! dwarf!

aww. he left.
then reporter Yi Jun from Channel 69 News came to interwiew an eye-witness about an incident.
eh why? got problem ar?..
na buay, wan settle, come ar huh? lai ar! not happy come talk. smile wad smile?!

EH?! KUA SIMI LUNCHBOX(lan jiao)?!?!!
waaa.. Chao Chee.. ! *punch

then a gang fight occured..
wah!! hooot ar!
was so violent, the indian in red shirt was stunned and left the scene.. she scared and dont wanna get another red dot on her forehead.

kenneth(chokehold), Julynn(kicking), Kevin and Eugene(punching), Ron(gaying. lol)
wah song ar.. cheesebun. that teached them..

after the fight, took a bus ride home, and yi jun left us. damn eu. and also, shan left us.. what the hell..her mum fetched her home. with a car. leaving us taking the train to get away from Boon Lay.
lick lick..
look at the time! and Date!

so sadly, samantha, hawn, mariam had to leave us, as they haf to go home. that sucked.. they missed alot of fun. we actually wanted to do the countdown in the MRT, as we take a joyride around Singapore. but too bad that plan was cancelled.

so took the train back to tanah merah as we go to kenneth's crib for a countdown party.

elizabeth: why are you always ruining my life?

kenneth: i dont know, maybe because i hate you?

lol.. wth dude.

kenneth's house.
and then its: 3, 2, (look at picture)... Happy New Year!!
the leaning coke can.
jonathan leong.
we then went out to bedok simpang for a prata eatout.. we were like greeting happy new year to anyone who called/passed by us.

one big fat pile of egg pratas..
was hungry.. they ate without the utensils, plus, the (seriously) gay waiter didnt give us the fork and spooner, so we had to like self-service. bandung took aeons to be delivered to our table.
then it was like about 2 am, were doubtful whether the mrt service would still be on at this kinda hour, so everyone called their parents for confirmation of staying over and goin back home later at 5am...

julynn's mum was a tad more difficult to persuade, but it was so damn funny, so asked kenneth's sis, Elena to act like abigail's mum:

喂，这是 kenneth 是母亲。(everyone: oh shit, NOOOO)

对不起，对不起，这是abigail是母亲。lucky enough both of them could stay over..

so we went back to kenneth's house, and for some movies..
concentratioon.. zoom to see abby's mouth, lol.
scared.. look at eugene.

chicken shit. talking cock, CHEESE BUN!
it was tha bomb. i suggest anyone to watch it if u never did. 5-star rating, hands down. Big market! Big market!. lol.

we then went out again at about 5am, for our morning breakfast at bedok.
a 15 mins bus trip from boon lay to bedok.. didnt know singapore was this small..
julynn KO'ed.
really tired.. then abby became majorly emo. she was like a ninja, and Gary was by her side all the way...
then at about 8-9 am in the morning, we returned back home... took a long ass time for bath and longer for sleep...check back again for video update of dances from julynn and the Cedarian chics and also some from mariam.theres work tml!! ugh! my god!

more updates, tats for sure. happy birthday!