Saturday, January 06, 2007

New Year Resolutions




RESOLUTIONS!



For the first time ever, clean the room up. Myself.

Cut down the time taken to use my the bathroom, water is never an abundance in Singapore.

Get a headstart for driving school.

Give an added effort to: At least TRY to stop calling Ron gay.



Stop eating Fruit-tellas'. It makes you fucking stupid, and fat.




Chew more gum, it burns calories.




Try writing things this way. Cap every first letter in a sentence. Rectify spelling or grammatical error, if theres any.. Essential.




Learn how to use a comb.. Hair needs your attention..




The profanities and cusses have to fucking stop. Both verbal and textual.




Try to update friendster.
i rarely see these.
you can scroll all the way down.(click to zoom)


Buy a gun. BB at least.



Get used to bring along handphone with you, next time when going out.




Learn how to cook.



Racist jokes aren't cool.



Master 'the-real-deal-dead-fucking-serious' facial expression and tone.



Learn how to speak Thai and Tagalog.



Resurrect. The lower pecs.



Relive the old times, watch porn and anime, or both.



Sleep early.



Give more attention to hair.



Stop hoping for chest hair to come out. It'll never happen.



Invest on a good watch that could at least tell time, visibly. And feature water resistance, without leaving salt and sand residue.

R.I.P August - December 2006
(Now a wrist-fish tank)
Learn how to speak proper malay. Using 'street malay' language just cant cut it.

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