oh yeah.. i just saw that smokin hot cashier chick again.... shes smoking hot. And literally smokes.... and she looks sum kinda like that.
okay. anyways, today in chemistry class, we did a practical on testing alkalinity of gases on ammonia gas, and we were like supposed to make a mixture of ammonia carbonate and sodium hydroxide.... and then heat the mixture through a a test tube over a bunsen burner and lay a red litmus paper on the mouth of the test tube. then observe to see whether the paper turns blue. i did it.. and i saw that shit happens as the paper is turning blue, and out of the fucking sudden, the mixture pops out and scalded my fucken hands...and i was like wtf??? I dunno what to do so i just exploded into word vomit.."WHAT THE FUCK!!???!?! AWW SHIT!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!" then everyone looked at me and like did nothing but watched me in awe as i was like struggling to fucking release the test tube and the table was full of books and i got no where to lay the tube, so what i did is that, i opened the sink hole and drop that shit. And that was the last of the test tube... Down to eternal sewer oblivion.... The mixture was washed away from my hands and it was too late because the mixture's reaction takes place too fast and as a result, one patch of absolute baldness -just like a bleach- on my slightly hairy forearm... fuck!!!Oh yeah, forgot to tell you. The smell of ammonia is described as pungent. I did smell that sink hole... and boy, i tell ya. It simply smell like SHIT. Vanessa was like omg, i cant stand that shit anymore. Christy says that the ammonia smell like LIKE. Sam can't stop smelling it.
Then the Mr. Burns was like "arrr... u okaaaaaay????"..
So the ever-cool English class was as always- cool, did journal writing. Then the title is called Rainy Day... I just wrote that Meteorological Division was full of shit... thats that... and after school, i meet Heaven, and like she was making a Charlie and the fuckin Chocolate Factory Monopoly Board Game. Then was like yaya papaya talk and shit until i forgot to take back my math textbook. Told her to bring the book back home for me... Till now,... shes still complaining. But nevermind, cos im treating her to a movie show.. And the movie is gonna fucking rule!
"To all you gays out there, i would like to introduce you all to my show called The Memoirs Of The Gay-sha" -Sgt. Hazzy
Dude! Two words... "Thats Gay" .lame.loser.whatever.moron.
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