26 things that you all should also do this month..
Ask a person u never went out with before and take that person to a dinner..
Buy something a little bit more expensive than you can afford... dont regret it, enjoy it...
Call someone for long hours.. my record is 4 hours. beat that!
Delete practically everything u have in ur handphone or ur PC.. (memory cleaning) and then set it to factory setting.. make yourself feel as if u just bought it...
Excuse yourself from a class/work for like 20minutes and fake a cry..then return later with crocodile tears...
Fly off for a weekend.. and flirt with a foreigner...
Get a facial..
Help someone. Not self-help.
Insist on using a word/acronym/phrase that u've totally made up and get your frends to spread it. Like: brokebacker or JJP(lame)
Jersey!! A world cup football jersey from a country..
Kick someone ass in DOTA and then humiliate them
Look at your gf/bf in the left eye all the time as he/she is speaking to you.. try it..
Make something nice for yourself.. a buffet or a custom ring is ideal
Nothing. Do nothing and think of what to do next.. stop it the dont-waste-time attitude for once.. give yourself a break once in a while..
Order a meal that u never tried before
Pick someone to go out with and meet them somewhere u normally dont: fire exit, taxi queue, toys-r-us, clinic..
Quit saying hello when ur picking up a call, instead, try something new like: Yello? How can i help ya?
Retry a something u completed...
Sex up ur wardrobe with something tight, black or maybe leather... just try....
Take a photo of yourself and photo-edit it like dream and set it as ur desktop wallpaper
Undress someone.
Visit the library and read books that are thick and technical that would somehow makes u look smart reading it, and then go to the kids section and somehow try to understand and be smart.
Wrestle with ur conscience, and let your consience win for a change.
XXX is getting too uncommon. Try to relive those wonderful dreams u had during puberty by watching one... save the world's falling population..
Your Mom deserves a phonecall. Call her and say hello, ask her if she wants a new DVD player. Buy her lunch too..
Zero in someone famous and try dating them. Its really fun to date celebs, everyone should try it once..
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
MIC rap
MIC Rap:
Competition in a global economy
Not much of a future for you or me
Jobs going to China, rising poverty
What’s to get us out of this misery?
A glimmer of hope, entertainment technology
Leverage toy, music, and movie industries
Coupled with our broadband connectivity
Make Hong Kong the ideal place to be
But where can you go to reach your potentiality
To make your shining vision a bright reality
Balanced with a sense of practicality
There’s only one place and that’s the MIC
We’ve got world-class facilities and faculty
Experienced in production and R&D
So whether you’re a student or a company
Just take a look around and you’ll see what I mean
I say whacha gonna see at the MIC
What they got to teach ya at the MIC
What you gonna create at the MIC
The latest in media technology
We are the latest, the greatest, no need to debate it
Next to us, others seem dated, and sedated
Even as stated, you know we’re under-rated
So pay attention now before its to late to be belated
You see, in technology, change is getting fast and faster
New innovations coming every day you gotta master
Learn to keep up or face grazing on the pasture
Without the fundamentals, you’re headed for sure disaster
Technical and creative, practical and theory
Skills you need to create what you hear and what you see
On your phone, tv, and the silver screen
From MP3 to DVD, TCPIP, PHP, Linux, AC3, NT
And video games are our specialty
So to begin your path to mastery
Take your first steps towards the MIC
I say whacha gonna see at the MIC
What they got to teach ya at the MIC
What you gonna create at the MIC
The latest in media technology
So get off your butt stop wallowing in misery
Together we can turn this place around economically
Digital entertainment provide a vital key
To a brighter future for our society
watch the video here: http://www.mic.polyu.edu.hk/gallery/index.asp
thats whatcha gonna see in the MIC
(promotional)
Competition in a global economy
Not much of a future for you or me
Jobs going to China, rising poverty
What’s to get us out of this misery?
A glimmer of hope, entertainment technology
Leverage toy, music, and movie industries
Coupled with our broadband connectivity
Make Hong Kong the ideal place to be
But where can you go to reach your potentiality
To make your shining vision a bright reality
Balanced with a sense of practicality
There’s only one place and that’s the MIC
We’ve got world-class facilities and faculty
Experienced in production and R&D
So whether you’re a student or a company
Just take a look around and you’ll see what I mean
I say whacha gonna see at the MIC
What they got to teach ya at the MIC
What you gonna create at the MIC
The latest in media technology
We are the latest, the greatest, no need to debate it
Next to us, others seem dated, and sedated
Even as stated, you know we’re under-rated
So pay attention now before its to late to be belated
You see, in technology, change is getting fast and faster
New innovations coming every day you gotta master
Learn to keep up or face grazing on the pasture
Without the fundamentals, you’re headed for sure disaster
Technical and creative, practical and theory
Skills you need to create what you hear and what you see
On your phone, tv, and the silver screen
From MP3 to DVD, TCPIP, PHP, Linux, AC3, NT
And video games are our specialty
So to begin your path to mastery
Take your first steps towards the MIC
I say whacha gonna see at the MIC
What they got to teach ya at the MIC
What you gonna create at the MIC
The latest in media technology
So get off your butt stop wallowing in misery
Together we can turn this place around economically
Digital entertainment provide a vital key
To a brighter future for our society
watch the video here: http://www.mic.polyu.edu.hk/gallery/index.asp
thats whatcha gonna see in the MIC
(promotional)
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
BADDEST NEWS EVER?
it seems like its carefully executed, planned, scheduled or sumthin, but my red HARO bike got stolen in a 4 hour window.. when i went out..
im feeling my rage like wolverine..
gonna get that robber...
beat that fucker up and then maybe consider killing..
soo har har i went to sch by bike.....
wtf. o level malay.
lets cut that shit. predic-ta-fucking-able, im gonna get a borderline grade.
as what i say:
melayu saya sangat miskin
translation , my malay is very poor.
after school, mrs ang gave us a once in a lifetime treat to newton.
my meal: sugarcane juice! (yea, that only other peeps ate carrot cake and satay, i dun eat. anorexia reigns.)
after that wasted alot of money at orchard road.. like totally man...
COURTNEY is cute, shes a little demon with pink t-shirt.. lol..omg so cute..
ARGHHG....
...
my ferrari is "fast"...
and i owned ppls with Axe in dota...
got nederlandse??!!!
nothing much today... more in-depth shit tml cos im goin to MOS tml...
it seems like its carefully executed, planned, scheduled or sumthin, but my red HARO bike got stolen in a 4 hour window.. when i went out..
im feeling my rage like wolverine..
gonna get that robber...
beat that fucker up and then maybe consider killing..
soo har har i went to sch by bike.....
wtf. o level malay.
lets cut that shit. predic-ta-fucking-able, im gonna get a borderline grade.
as what i say:
melayu saya sangat miskin
translation , my malay is very poor.
after school, mrs ang gave us a once in a lifetime treat to newton.
my meal: sugarcane juice! (yea, that only other peeps ate carrot cake and satay, i dun eat. anorexia reigns.)
after that wasted alot of money at orchard road.. like totally man...
COURTNEY is cute, shes a little demon with pink t-shirt.. lol..omg so cute..
ARGHHG....
...
my ferrari is "fast"...
and i owned ppls with Axe in dota...
got nederlandse??!!!
nothing much today... more in-depth shit tml cos im goin to MOS tml...
Monday, May 22, 2006
everytime we touch.. i feel ecstatic..
i went to frenster and omg Edison Chen!!! lol...
can you believe it??? like cmon.. din noe he looks exactly the same...
nickelodeon made me laugh so bad just now,...
old pic.. last week i guess... thats me, at the back.. yeapo my hair always.. f*cked up!!
never did care abt my hair..
the peeps in photo left to right excluding me:
Queen of the Jungle,
chaRmaine,
emo!,
wani wani wani, must be funny,
name of MCR greatest hit single title,
goree?,
Man-Chester,
Ron (look at the gay smile. punk'd me eh?)
this was taken at Queen of the Jungle's makan place.. didnt makan there that day, so anyways, that day, went out with the i got my Adidas Low Racer Sneakers. its the Goodyear Tire Edition, so the shoe that i got has the whole sole entirely made out of Goodyear's rubber and the sole is tire thread marks.
cool thing is, the shoe got small Carbon Fibre details.. should check it out.. maybe will take a photo of the shoe when i got the time.
ron got his AdiColour Superstar Sneakers. which i think is kinda kicking ass... cos you can change the colour of the Superstar strips.. pretty fly. his shoe is black, i suggest choosing red as stripes..
will look as if u got wolverine scratch ur black shoe.. and then u bleed, then got three red slash flowing down.. thus, the red stripes.. whatever..
so Ain there was as always, emo.. wearing the black hoody, walking and had an earpiece listening to emo songs, besides Oasis, cos they kick ass. remember that!..
speaking of which, my little sis literally got her boyfriend an Oasis album. what a duechebag...
if im her, i would rather give him PCD album, cos he is just as wussy...
oh yea, everyone, Click Five Sucks. End of story...
whatever..
todays very boring
studied, draw tattss, go racing, order pizza hut, watch sg idol, bla bla bla...
never jogged for a long time...
specs... im gonna need to wear specs soon..argh...
Currently Listening To: Everytime We Touch - Cascada
can you believe it??? like cmon.. din noe he looks exactly the same...
nickelodeon made me laugh so bad just now,...
old pic.. last week i guess... thats me, at the back.. yeapo my hair always.. f*cked up!!
never did care abt my hair..
the peeps in photo left to right excluding me:
Queen of the Jungle,
chaRmaine,
emo!,
wani wani wani, must be funny,
name of MCR greatest hit single title,
goree?,
Man-Chester,
Ron (look at the gay smile. punk'd me eh?)
this was taken at Queen of the Jungle's makan place.. didnt makan there that day, so anyways, that day, went out with the i got my Adidas Low Racer Sneakers. its the Goodyear Tire Edition, so the shoe that i got has the whole sole entirely made out of Goodyear's rubber and the sole is tire thread marks.
cool thing is, the shoe got small Carbon Fibre details.. should check it out.. maybe will take a photo of the shoe when i got the time.
ron got his AdiColour Superstar Sneakers. which i think is kinda kicking ass... cos you can change the colour of the Superstar strips.. pretty fly. his shoe is black, i suggest choosing red as stripes..
will look as if u got wolverine scratch ur black shoe.. and then u bleed, then got three red slash flowing down.. thus, the red stripes.. whatever..
so Ain there was as always, emo.. wearing the black hoody, walking and had an earpiece listening to emo songs, besides Oasis, cos they kick ass. remember that!..
speaking of which, my little sis literally got her boyfriend an Oasis album. what a duechebag...
if im her, i would rather give him PCD album, cos he is just as wussy...
oh yea, everyone, Click Five Sucks. End of story...
whatever..
todays very boring
studied, draw tattss, go racing, order pizza hut, watch sg idol, bla bla bla...
never jogged for a long time...
specs... im gonna need to wear specs soon..argh...Currently Listening To: Everytime We Touch - Cascada
Saturday, May 20, 2006
holla at me baby
Weeee-ooouh.
finally, a tagboard. something that my past pissed off readers have been waiting since the first "erection" of my blog, has finally fulfilled.
a little cbox tagboard for me to recieve flying shoes or tomatoes.
there u go, type anything you like on the left side of this window.
blah.. what a week.. exam results are unveiled, and i got gay marks plus remarks from the teachers/moderators that marks the paper.
heres my collections of remarks:
"please do not doodle and draw on the exam papers. don' t do this anymore ya? :) "
-Physics paper.
"hancai!"
-Mother Tongue, Malay paper (translation: terrible!)
"thats not cool! 22/100"
-Maths paper
"well done. this shows at least you are thinking"
- Social Studies paper
"Do not waste fullscap papers, answer a section not questions per fullscap paper"
- Geography paper
"You seem to brag alot more instead of encouraging the audience"
- English, prize-giving speech.
"Unessessary appraisals aren't required. Elaborates too much. Giggles annoyingly throughout the session"
- Oral English Exam
Cool eh? but among the many bad remarks that i recieved from papers to papers. one was paper that only made me happy.
"Interesting Tale. Well crafted"
- English Composition
well obviously, thats the only paper that i ace on. thanks to my impeccable flair to unevitably tell shit after shit. in fact, this is my blog, i can simply unleash my skills here in this post, and tell you pages and pages about hows my day, and whats my POV and an incident that made me remind about this day and bla, bla, bla. but fortunately today, im gonna spare you all from that,.
today, i took a leave from work, because my dad told me to improve on my mother tongue language. cos the grades are embarassing enough to make my filipino neighbour maid laugh..
dammnit!
oh yea, i got a new professional job. i custom draw a person's tattoo plus gets a healthy sum from it. the only thing i should do is to draw an image as specific as what the soon-gonna-be-tattooed guy has in his mind and convert it on paper, so that he can submit it to the tattoo junkie to print it over to his skin. just draw. good enough. i get money.
currently listening to:
angels and airwaves - the adventure
finally, a tagboard. something that my past pissed off readers have been waiting since the first "erection" of my blog, has finally fulfilled.
a little cbox tagboard for me to recieve flying shoes or tomatoes.
there u go, type anything you like on the left side of this window.
blah.. what a week.. exam results are unveiled, and i got gay marks plus remarks from the teachers/moderators that marks the paper.
heres my collections of remarks:
"please do not doodle and draw on the exam papers. don' t do this anymore ya? :) "
-Physics paper.
"hancai!"
-Mother Tongue, Malay paper (translation: terrible!)
"thats not cool! 22/100"
-Maths paper
"well done. this shows at least you are thinking"
- Social Studies paper
"Do not waste fullscap papers, answer a section not questions per fullscap paper"
- Geography paper
"You seem to brag alot more instead of encouraging the audience"
- English, prize-giving speech.
"Unessessary appraisals aren't required. Elaborates too much. Giggles annoyingly throughout the session"
- Oral English Exam
Cool eh? but among the many bad remarks that i recieved from papers to papers. one was paper that only made me happy.
"Interesting Tale. Well crafted"
- English Composition
well obviously, thats the only paper that i ace on. thanks to my impeccable flair to unevitably tell shit after shit. in fact, this is my blog, i can simply unleash my skills here in this post, and tell you pages and pages about hows my day, and whats my POV and an incident that made me remind about this day and bla, bla, bla. but fortunately today, im gonna spare you all from that,.
today, i took a leave from work, because my dad told me to improve on my mother tongue language. cos the grades are embarassing enough to make my filipino neighbour maid laugh..
dammnit!
oh yea, i got a new professional job. i custom draw a person's tattoo plus gets a healthy sum from it. the only thing i should do is to draw an image as specific as what the soon-gonna-be-tattooed guy has in his mind and convert it on paper, so that he can submit it to the tattoo junkie to print it over to his skin. just draw. good enough. i get money.
currently listening to:
angels and airwaves - the adventure
han ji peng
Naruto Gomez V.S. Super Cheap Mario
Power Choke!! Mama-mia!
note the blonde hitler moustache that naruto sports.
Power Choke!! Mama-mia!
note the blonde hitler moustache that naruto sports.
Friday, May 19, 2006
NOS THE FUCK OUT MAN
a close drag race:
Lexus IS200(star) vs. Earl Jr. Lancer Evo 8 and two other random racers.
shift1: under shift
shift2: perfect shift
shift3: perfect shift
shift4: perfect shift
shift5: over rev (almost engine blown)
NOS the fuck out man,(lol).
Nong Nong ago... Nong Nong ago...
da vinci code is nice...
blasphemy at its best, but cool..
then hang around orchard with someone....
was great?
sorry, i owe u one..
okay, i love this commercial by singapore idol...
got this guy sang that goes:
nong nong ago(x2)
blasphemy at its best, but cool..
then hang around orchard with someone....
was great?
sorry, i owe u one..
okay, i love this commercial by singapore idol...
got this guy sang that goes:
nong nong ago(x2)
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
wrong side of the bed
1. How tall are you barefoot? * like 1.77m :(
2. Have you ever smoked? * yea.. used to.
3. Do you own a gun? * yea..
4. Rehab? * no
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting theparents"? * hell yeah
6. What do you think of hot dogs? * good food
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? * little drummer boy.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? * milo
9. Do you do push-ups? * alot
10. Have you ever done ecstacy? *nope
12. Do you like painkillers? *haha
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? * my third hand
14. Do you own a knife? * yeah..then how else does my mom cook
15. Do you have A.D.D.? * yea, last time
16. where the f?!* ?
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: * hungry, thirsty, a need to lose weight
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought. * adidas shoe, mentos, macdonalds pancakes
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink: * pocari sweat, water, gatorade , milo, my mate's saliva
20. What time did you wake up today? * 11am
21. Current hair? * fucked up
23. Current hate? * long list:
low joveina
superman
click five
that fat nigga that always go to mhss everyday after school to pick someone up
that hit and run fucker
back acne
lim teck kee
me
24. Last thing you ate? * mars choc bar
25. Would you be a pirate? * cool..
10 F A V S:
TV show: mtv hitlist
Flower: perfect rose
Alcohol: none
memories: art class and parasailing
Movie: phonebooth and hostel
Phrase: "you need to own yourself and sell yourself, so that u can buy your self again"
Mall: novena
Music: new age..
Food: Chicken Foldover
Drinks: Slurpee
1 0 F A C T S
Height: 177m
Hair color: black
Hair length: short
Eye color: dark brown
Shoe Size: 9 UK
Get sea sick: no
Pets: tamagotchi
1 0 L I F E
How's life?: nothing to much describe it
Whats your mood right now?: angry
What are you doing as we speak?: talking to thinko
What are you doing over the weekend?:sleep, study, jog and work
What did you do last weekend?: work work
What do you want to do with your life?: what am i gonna do with my life!!!
Where do you work?: Anson Road
How is school?: pissing me off
Where are you right now?: mom room
1 0 L O V E L I F E
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: hmmm..
Have you ever been in love: yes
Do you believe in love?: no
Why did your last relationship fail?:because i "hurt" her and make her cry every night
Have you ever had your heart broken?:yes
Have you ever broken someones heart?: yes
Have you ever fallen for your bestfriend?: no
Plan on getting married?: definitely
Are you afraid of commitment?: nope
1 0 R A N D O M S
One thing sitting next to you: guitar
Do you like the color purple?: sure.. magenta lol.
How many cds do you own?: shitloads
Longest phone conversation?: like 4 hours 30mins ++
Who was it with?: someone
What is your most prized posession?: my student organiser 2006, wallet.
Whos your closest relative?: lala alexis
Who is your closest friend?: cant list them all
if you could go anywhere, where would it be? right now.... home
10 T H I S O R T H A T
Pepsi or coke?: none
CD or Mp3?: ipod
Armani or Gucci?: hmm
Saturday or Sunday?: saturday
Single or taken?: taken
Colored or black and white?: coloured
Name of Gf/Bf : married to thinko
chocolate or vanilla : strawberry
1 0 H A V E Y O U E V E R
Have you ever been caught sneakingout?: no
Have you ever fought someone?: yea
Have you ever skinny dipped?: no
Have you ever done something you regret?: yeah
Have you ever bungee jumped?: yes
Have you ever been on a house boat?: no
Have you ever finished an entire jawbreaker?: yes
Have you ever fallen out of a tree?: no
Have you ever broken a bone?: YES
10 A R E Y O U
Are you missing someone right now?: no
Are you in love with anyone?: yea
Are you happy?: no
Are you talking to anyone right now?: yeah
Are you bored?: yea
Are you Malay: no... im a malai (there, i admit)
Are you Scottish: no
Are you Italian?: no
2. Have you ever smoked? * yea.. used to.
3. Do you own a gun? * yea..
4. Rehab? * no
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting theparents"? * hell yeah
6. What do you think of hot dogs? * good food
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? * little drummer boy.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? * milo
9. Do you do push-ups? * alot
10. Have you ever done ecstacy? *nope
12. Do you like painkillers? *haha
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? * my third hand
14. Do you own a knife? * yeah..then how else does my mom cook
15. Do you have A.D.D.? * yea, last time
16. where the f?!* ?
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: * hungry, thirsty, a need to lose weight
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought. * adidas shoe, mentos, macdonalds pancakes
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink: * pocari sweat, water, gatorade , milo, my mate's saliva
20. What time did you wake up today? * 11am
21. Current hair? * fucked up
23. Current hate? * long list:
low joveina
superman
click five
that fat nigga that always go to mhss everyday after school to pick someone up
that hit and run fucker
back acne
lim teck kee
me
24. Last thing you ate? * mars choc bar
25. Would you be a pirate? * cool..
10 F A V S:
TV show: mtv hitlist
Flower: perfect rose
Alcohol: none
memories: art class and parasailing
Movie: phonebooth and hostel
Phrase: "you need to own yourself and sell yourself, so that u can buy your self again"
Mall: novena
Music: new age..
Food: Chicken Foldover
Drinks: Slurpee
1 0 F A C T S
Height: 177m
Hair color: black
Hair length: short
Eye color: dark brown
Shoe Size: 9 UK
Get sea sick: no
Pets: tamagotchi
1 0 L I F E
How's life?: nothing to much describe it
Whats your mood right now?: angry
What are you doing as we speak?: talking to thinko
What are you doing over the weekend?:sleep, study, jog and work
What did you do last weekend?: work work
What do you want to do with your life?: what am i gonna do with my life!!!
Where do you work?: Anson Road
How is school?: pissing me off
Where are you right now?: mom room
1 0 L O V E L I F E
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: hmmm..
Have you ever been in love: yes
Do you believe in love?: no
Why did your last relationship fail?:because i "hurt" her and make her cry every night
Have you ever had your heart broken?:yes
Have you ever broken someones heart?: yes
Have you ever fallen for your bestfriend?: no
Plan on getting married?: definitely
Are you afraid of commitment?: nope
1 0 R A N D O M S
One thing sitting next to you: guitar
Do you like the color purple?: sure.. magenta lol.
How many cds do you own?: shitloads
Longest phone conversation?: like 4 hours 30mins ++
Who was it with?: someone
What is your most prized posession?: my student organiser 2006, wallet.
Whos your closest relative?: lala alexis
Who is your closest friend?: cant list them all
if you could go anywhere, where would it be? right now.... home
10 T H I S O R T H A T
Pepsi or coke?: none
CD or Mp3?: ipod
Armani or Gucci?: hmm
Saturday or Sunday?: saturday
Single or taken?: taken
Colored or black and white?: coloured
Name of Gf/Bf : married to thinko
chocolate or vanilla : strawberry
1 0 H A V E Y O U E V E R
Have you ever been caught sneakingout?: no
Have you ever fought someone?: yea
Have you ever skinny dipped?: no
Have you ever done something you regret?: yeah
Have you ever bungee jumped?: yes
Have you ever been on a house boat?: no
Have you ever finished an entire jawbreaker?: yes
Have you ever fallen out of a tree?: no
Have you ever broken a bone?: YES
10 A R E Y O U
Are you missing someone right now?: no
Are you in love with anyone?: yea
Are you happy?: no
Are you talking to anyone right now?: yeah
Are you bored?: yea
Are you Malay: no... im a malai (there, i admit)
Are you Scottish: no
Are you Italian?: no
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
mr. muffins say
till october, ill be hearing no more:
those who cheat attempt to cheat all help others to cheat will get a zero for the paper and this dishonest act will be recorded in the cumulative file and your parents be will informed . and its considered cheating when if u possess any unauthorised materials such as handphones or notes during the exam. if u have it now please surrender it
those who cheat attempt to cheat all help others to cheat will get a zero for the paper and this dishonest act will be recorded in the cumulative file and your parents be will informed . and its considered cheating when if u possess any unauthorised materials such as handphones or notes during the exam. if u have it now please surrender it
black plastic
alright... so cool today... lets start off with my rush to school at 7pm when dnt paper suppose to start today at 945... sian.. i got that fucked look when i came to see no one in my effin class assembling..
paiseh paiseh... so paiseh that i dun dare to tell anoyone in my class....
so i went to kk hospital and eat pancakes while intensive dnt study and ipod on ears.....
conversion of paisehness to study is very overwhelming...
so todays paper was kinda fun... everyone dropped to sleep, i enjoyed doing the paper.
i was like doing the paper like la la la la la while the rest was in lalaland..
whatever... if i fail the paper, im gonna treat everyone in my class a PSP....
thats right, playstation portable for everyone..
well, after schoool, i bought a toy car.. a 2005 mazda mx-5 roadster...
exams over, time to bring out the wild child in me... so party tomorrow night... wooo haa
and found out that vanessa is hot..
yep yep...
so sad.. my favourite, snow got eliminated from So You Think You Can Dance...
shes so hot... she turned from exotic dancer to street..
then she did the numa numa dance.. damn hot...
todays moody.. edmunds house is gay... and i got back my m16 rifle yoooo...
just found out that fergie's sister is hot
guys did u see that? the rack is so compelling.
whatever man... shes hot.. though fergie lil sister could use herself a nosejob, at least she looks like a human being.. just wanna tell that, at times fergie looks scary..
oh yea, magenta is fun.. thanks for putting me at top!
whatever... lets talk about superman
superman has a really nice package
i mean like really..
the suit is simply... lets just say that, if im a burglar and if superman came to rescue,
honestly, if someone showed up looking like this, i wouldnt know if i was being arrested or seduced.
*sarcasm
whoever that sent me gomenasai?
thanks...
paiseh paiseh... so paiseh that i dun dare to tell anoyone in my class....
so i went to kk hospital and eat pancakes while intensive dnt study and ipod on ears.....
conversion of paisehness to study is very overwhelming...
so todays paper was kinda fun... everyone dropped to sleep, i enjoyed doing the paper.
i was like doing the paper like la la la la la while the rest was in lalaland..
whatever... if i fail the paper, im gonna treat everyone in my class a PSP....
thats right, playstation portable for everyone..
well, after schoool, i bought a toy car.. a 2005 mazda mx-5 roadster...
exams over, time to bring out the wild child in me... so party tomorrow night... wooo haa
and found out that vanessa is hot..
yep yep...
so sad.. my favourite, snow got eliminated from So You Think You Can Dance...
shes so hot... she turned from exotic dancer to street..
then she did the numa numa dance.. damn hot...
todays moody.. edmunds house is gay... and i got back my m16 rifle yoooo...
just found out that fergie's sister is hot
guys did u see that? the rack is so compelling.
whatever man... shes hot.. though fergie lil sister could use herself a nosejob, at least she looks like a human being.. just wanna tell that, at times fergie looks scary..
oh yea, magenta is fun.. thanks for putting me at top!
whatever... lets talk about superman
superman has a really nice package
i mean like really..
the suit is simply... lets just say that, if im a burglar and if superman came to rescue,
honestly, if someone showed up looking like this, i wouldnt know if i was being arrested or seduced.
*sarcasm
whoever that sent me gomenasai?
thanks...
Sunday, May 14, 2006
inlove. with you (: ... = what the fuck man..
whoa.. long time since i last post...
world cup is around the corner, and every real mens are goin woo hoo about it... its a guy thing.. and its about the time when gals couldnt give a shit.... so what., watched premier league, and i passed by a car park with my bike and this particular hyundai matrix caught my eye.... it just happened to be a manchester united superfan's car.. welll, maybe too fanatic cos
first, the car is red
second, there is boggleheads of all manchester united players on the dash,
third, there is car is full blown with MAN U stickers..
i saw this bumper sticker that made me roll on the fucking floor laughing...
the bumper sticker says:
IF YOUR NOT A MANC, YOUR A WANK
yep.. exactly like tat. it rhymes too... fucking brilliant. so if ur not down with manchester united, u can go wanking..
whatever..
momma day today... nothing special.. except that i worked when the next day is like im having chem paper and mother tongue..
chem, i think i can handle it, but mother tongue, haiz... lets just say, lee hsien loong can own me in that paper if he were to take the same paper.... he can speak malay waaaaay fucking better than me.
speaking about that, lets talk about what happened on thursday...
oral. i apparently did badly and cant converse in malay nothing much more than simple malay, then seoul garden after that. then after that, played a machine in bugis, which i am a milisecond away from either an ipod nano, psp or n70 phone... then to lose the fats: me, inuyaya, cheap guy and rick gomez's cousin went to a cycling tour. halfway touring, a fucker did a hit and run on me.. motherfucker!! i got a damn wound.. on my fucken legs.. then happened to saw emo ain..
jeopard the cat.
friday, vesak day.. more like V. SUCK DAY.. no religious offence but thats how im gonna describe my day... the freaking pain of the damn wound is lingering still.. and summore i work, plus, after work, i started to grow acne on my back... and im like: ARGHH!!! had ramlee burger! and its super fattening.,. but enjoyed it.. so it wasnt such a V.SUCK night... cos i blessed myself plus, i knew a new word: ablution. and which is what i did flipside at nite: went to PARRRRTTYY....... wont tell anything more about how it went..
fucket, the rocket.
saturday, worked, after work, i went to carrefour and buy the T3 body acne bactericidal body wash... feel so embarrassing purchasing it...
ever had the embarassing feeling when u buy something taboo such as condoms, kotex, shaving cream or vagisil or shit like that, and when u go to the cashier, ever wondered what the cashier was thinking about? u would be hoping that the cashier woulding give a fuck and what the fuck goes through the cashier's mind...
i was thinking of how many kids i get. so i just happened to observe my grandpa, he is totally like me. tlaks like me, walks like me, run like me( hes a 2nd for inter-school championship x-country 194-something... ), eats like me..
then i was like thinking, if i were to be like him in future, and what my wife would look like?? so i wanna noe what my late granma late
oh about my title, speechless
someone told me about this one:
gomenasai = chaosimisai
oh yea.. this blog is totally written by ong zhong liang..
damn lame.
if u think this part refers to you, got one thing to say: grow up. seriously. lifes not a drama
world cup is around the corner, and every real mens are goin woo hoo about it... its a guy thing.. and its about the time when gals couldnt give a shit.... so what., watched premier league, and i passed by a car park with my bike and this particular hyundai matrix caught my eye.... it just happened to be a manchester united superfan's car.. welll, maybe too fanatic cos
first, the car is red
second, there is boggleheads of all manchester united players on the dash,
third, there is car is full blown with MAN U stickers..
i saw this bumper sticker that made me roll on the fucking floor laughing...
the bumper sticker says:
IF YOUR NOT A MANC, YOUR A WANK
yep.. exactly like tat. it rhymes too... fucking brilliant. so if ur not down with manchester united, u can go wanking..
whatever..
momma day today... nothing special.. except that i worked when the next day is like im having chem paper and mother tongue..
chem, i think i can handle it, but mother tongue, haiz... lets just say, lee hsien loong can own me in that paper if he were to take the same paper.... he can speak malay waaaaay fucking better than me.
speaking about that, lets talk about what happened on thursday...
oral. i apparently did badly and cant converse in malay nothing much more than simple malay, then seoul garden after that. then after that, played a machine in bugis, which i am a milisecond away from either an ipod nano, psp or n70 phone... then to lose the fats: me, inuyaya, cheap guy and rick gomez's cousin went to a cycling tour. halfway touring, a fucker did a hit and run on me.. motherfucker!! i got a damn wound.. on my fucken legs.. then happened to saw emo ain..
jeopard the cat.
friday, vesak day.. more like V. SUCK DAY.. no religious offence but thats how im gonna describe my day... the freaking pain of the damn wound is lingering still.. and summore i work, plus, after work, i started to grow acne on my back... and im like: ARGHH!!! had ramlee burger! and its super fattening.,. but enjoyed it.. so it wasnt such a V.SUCK night... cos i blessed myself plus, i knew a new word: ablution. and which is what i did flipside at nite: went to PARRRRTTYY....... wont tell anything more about how it went..
fucket, the rocket.
saturday, worked, after work, i went to carrefour and buy the T3 body acne bactericidal body wash... feel so embarrassing purchasing it...
ever had the embarassing feeling when u buy something taboo such as condoms, kotex, shaving cream or vagisil or shit like that, and when u go to the cashier, ever wondered what the cashier was thinking about? u would be hoping that the cashier woulding give a fuck and what the fuck goes through the cashier's mind...
i was thinking of how many kids i get. so i just happened to observe my grandpa, he is totally like me. tlaks like me, walks like me, run like me( hes a 2nd for inter-school championship x-country 194-something... ), eats like me..
then i was like thinking, if i were to be like him in future, and what my wife would look like?? so i wanna noe what my late granma late
oh about my title, speechless
someone told me about this one:
gomenasai = chaosimisai
oh yea.. this blog is totally written by ong zhong liang..
damn lame.
if u think this part refers to you, got one thing to say: grow up. seriously. lifes not a drama
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
and the sets go upppp!!
eat alot for the past few days... i ate alot ate alot... and i at so much until it reached to a point where i can "near-literally" hear my six pecs suffering and screaming for fuckkin help..
argh got a new bike i call it : the red little fucking machine..
lol... HARO man....
argh got a new bike i call it : the red little fucking machine..
lol... HARO man....
Saturday, May 06, 2006
milo dinosaur yam seng(2005!)
this is like the first home made video posted in japlumbyard. (got prob.. no sound!)still, this video is taken by somewhat a professional cameraMEN, christy lol... we were drinkin milo dinosaur together last time..more coming up! man.. this shit is good, i can upload god ass videos. predict, alot of things will be up.. maybe something tammy style.. lol
thanks miss aishiteru... need to pay you for introing me this thing
geylang geylang bo buey chao
i remembered a movie from the 80's called "The Quiet Earth" in which a guy wakes up and finds himself to be the last person on the planet. streets are empty, cars abandoned, the only sound is the wind. he then wanders a barren town wondering where all the people went, slowly starting to lose his mind. its pretty much exactly how i felt as i walked around downtown old wet market Geylang today. Geylang now is some sort of eerie, post-nuclear ghost town. abandoned buildings, garbage-strewn mud fields, empty storefronts, and nearly not a person in sight. maybe everyone killed themselves, which is what I wanted to do after about fifteen minutes.
only happening things there was the macs there..near opposite joo chiat complex... had my lunch there, and the ambience was like: .. reggae?
so anyways, the only available living and breathing organism.. in the fast food store was me, the cashier, and two reggae freak operating dudes.. no other customers or living thing.. maybe some roaches in the toilet...
someone told me i got a runway chested gals addiction...
no way dude.. i look for slim chicks with big racks... really. lol. moving on!
so i was like bored and remembered abt my sec 3 days, and remembered about being ah beng and shit and a particular movie reminded me abt those days.... so i was like find the movie i was thinkin about all along and looked for it in youtube, and fortunately they are like available,. so i wanna share u all this movie, cos this movie gives my mind some nostalgic moments back then.. the movie is kinda small, but fast loading,... but at a price of quality, so my non-chinese frens out there, sorry... but enjoy understand the movie as if ur watching some anime.. well, least u got something singaporean cool to watch...
kaninabueychaocheebyepukimakkaubutonaiyisuttidiuleilomofuck----you.
to cut to the best part:
yep thats the movie called 15. royston tan kicks asss!!
haha, my sexy fren, which her nickname is rather explicit: ai-shit-eru,(iono, it sounds , nvm/)
hehe... nowz toking to her... she sounds cute, well kinda gawsh its sho kewl worx... kekekekx. i feelin like gettin her ipod nano.. cos she listen to more malay songs than i do... cos the only malay song i prolly noe is the national anthem and nothin much else i guess.. think im gonna fail my malay...
and my fren salman is good in comprehension... way to go hairy! oops. i mean, harry!
only happening things there was the macs there..near opposite joo chiat complex... had my lunch there, and the ambience was like: .. reggae?
so anyways, the only available living and breathing organism.. in the fast food store was me, the cashier, and two reggae freak operating dudes.. no other customers or living thing.. maybe some roaches in the toilet...
someone told me i got a runway chested gals addiction...
no way dude.. i look for slim chicks with big racks... really. lol. moving on!
so i was like bored and remembered abt my sec 3 days, and remembered about being ah beng and shit and a particular movie reminded me abt those days.... so i was like find the movie i was thinkin about all along and looked for it in youtube, and fortunately they are like available,. so i wanna share u all this movie, cos this movie gives my mind some nostalgic moments back then.. the movie is kinda small, but fast loading,... but at a price of quality, so my non-chinese frens out there, sorry... but enjoy understand the movie as if ur watching some anime.. well, least u got something singaporean cool to watch...
kaninabueychaocheebyepukimakkaubutonaiyisuttidiuleilomofuck----you.
to cut to the best part:
yep thats the movie called 15. royston tan kicks asss!!
haha, my sexy fren, which her nickname is rather explicit: ai-shit-eru,(iono, it sounds , nvm/)
hehe... nowz toking to her... she sounds cute, well kinda gawsh its sho kewl worx... kekekekx. i feelin like gettin her ipod nano.. cos she listen to more malay songs than i do... cos the only malay song i prolly noe is the national anthem and nothin much else i guess.. think im gonna fail my malay...
and my fren salman is good in comprehension... way to go hairy! oops. i mean, harry!
Friday, May 05, 2006
short reprise to mary todd who went insane but for a few good reasons
today,
i talked to a sad banana.... cannot take it already.. nothing much to say abt the matter..
its what u call a simple gone case hopeful.
after school, went to inuyaya house and i beaten the black guy in need for speed most wanted...
got his fucking pink-slip so im currently driving his red and blue mitsubishi evo 8, which pretty much reminds me of my nike speed running shoe...
speaking of cars:
2005 mitsuoka orici
i just found my dream car... no one should copy my dream.. certainly the best looking around.. no fuckking pun intended... its so nice.. classic and cute.
ferrari's and lamborghini's are getting to passe/
simply, the mitsuoka orici just stole my hearts simply looking at it..
to know more abt the car, click here
sleepiest party ever.. my gosh. i need a way earn more money... dun care abt exams... tml im gonna work!
Thursday, May 04, 2006
1 hour call on 2am 3mins on 4th of 5th month in year oh 6 (4/5/06)
fucking rad randomness in my sketch diary..
currently my ipod is still:
songs 1166
videos 49
photos 36
capacity 27.8 gb
available 26.8 gb
version 1.1
musics paused
battery almost flat
ladies and gentlemen, my favourite song:
so bored so i came to this guy's house:
he is born to dj.. alright. *laugh* well, maybe someday he will be..
went to his comp and watched the movie: Hostel... tell ya.. its like one of the best movie i ever watched
sick and nice rating: 4.5/5
oh i got to take this offa my chest:
tiffanie got the best conversationalist in the class, and i got fucking second place.
my 2nd place prize: A stick of chupa chups lollipop
her 1st place prize: free movie ticket to any movie you like in GV.
i was like: motherfuck, where got prizes gap can go that exponential.
sympathy votes la( sour graping now)
well anyways, her open conversation was freakin boring. what do she talk abt: reading BOOKS!
mines alot better, i speak interesting and comprehensive shits.
yesterday, i went to have malay tuition from 1030 to 2am....
well it paid off! cos i did use alot of cheeminology in my malay compo exam today... thanks tutor! i hope to look forward to the completion of ur closet project..
so i was thinking of what a sexydragon looks like, so i decided draw Sexydragon... it didnt turn out that well,. but this is what i came up with in the end:
will work on it later, cos for now, im gonna study... so last minute, just like the proverb:
want to shit, now then build a toilet bowl.
oh yea, just bought a swiss army watch.. expensive man,(looks blingin too)
and went to the clinic to do my scalp , got this nerdy lookng doctor, which looks like a fucking goofball, he pisses me off by telling me that the operation will cos alot, and emphasises the cost waay too much, so after that, i told him, i wan the injection, and he was like saying this ump-fucking-teen times: u sure anot? i was like: ya ... all they way i feel stupid talking to him cos almost all i say is: ya.. (reminds me of vera at one point.), make me feel like a pokemon.. Yayamon.
somehow, he injected it then he poked one part, and
he said: (injects slowly) hold it right there, oops! okay,(panics and quickly take needle off scalp
after that i was like : sorry, but did you just now say oops?
he said: oh, if it bleeds, apply cotton, cos there are lots of blood vessel at the top of the head.
so i was like: okay
the thing is, i asked whether he said oops, but he tells me this shit, no apology summore.
nah buay.
after that
my nah buay-ness feeling is almost at peak cos
we talk abt my scalp matter, i asked him whether its sure will be cured in a month time just like he promised
and the fucking doctor say in a bo chap tone: aiya, if it doesnt work, i think u better go to a specialist lor..
omg, like did he say: lor??! .. dowan to be rude so i didnt ask.
speaking of rudeness, sorry ain, about to say bubbye, wan say sorry also, but now u went offline, i didnt see ur msn messages cos too hooked on this post, sorry.
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
bax better and break down
better than ron: pic taken at inuyaya house after 2.4km. (celebrate!)
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i've went up my top 5 blacklist rival
feel so good to be 1st again.
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
BUEY SAI TONG
BUEY SAI TONG! a hokkien version of You Can't Touch This by MC Hammer... i feelening so sexy right now! yea.. thats right im feeelen-ing!just got my hard earned pay from my anson road and geylang job! tell ya, i feel sexy, whatsoever.so, right now, i doing a public service announcement to tell that everyone is sexy!! arghso tired, never studied for practical exam tml. so i worked today and yesterday, half day today at anson and 2 days before, geylang. yesterday, i saw Miss OMG. i tell ya, she really deserved that nickname i gave it to her, cos when i met her, she was like: omg! salihin!! and she was like: omg, are u sure the price like correct? and omg this, omg that.
so today, working on labour day,(MEANT TO GO OUT FOR SOMEONES SISTER's PARTY!)
this afternoon after work, i went out and shop shop shop!
and got eventually brought nothing home..
then saw Fandi Ahmad and his HOT ass wife. followed by near countless kids behind them. gosh, the number of that former soccer dude's offsprings.. he sure fucked his wife alot. result: soccer pro mat + sexy ang moh model = alot of kids.
but really le, his wife is superhot!
planning to get a casio watch... CASIO leh. no more rolex, omega, audemar piguet, cartier...
so today, working on labour day,(MEANT TO GO OUT FOR SOMEONES SISTER's PARTY!)
this afternoon after work, i went out and shop shop shop!
and got eventually brought nothing home..
then saw Fandi Ahmad and his HOT ass wife. followed by near countless kids behind them. gosh, the number of that former soccer dude's offsprings.. he sure fucked his wife alot. result: soccer pro mat + sexy ang moh model = alot of kids.
but really le, his wife is superhot!
planning to get a casio watch... CASIO leh. no more rolex, omega, audemar piguet, cartier...
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