Ay man, wanna go to the beach?

holy holy, almost 20 years of my life in singapore, i've never been this far. Woodlands. i performed quite a feat. im talkin Woodlands, dammit. its not strange, peoples, do you guys have any idea i that its like dunno-how-many lightyears away from town, Orchard or City Hall. and it is, my railway journey/voyage from Novena took like aeons to reach my destination. and it took so excruciatingly long, i felt like i was standing crucified onto the iron beams and hanging handles in the MRT. and when i reached there, i felt like a tourist. its alienworld to me. i also went around to look for souvenirs or postcards to bring back home. its just unbelievable to know that some of my fellow collegues' are Woodlanders. i said to syirr (or kevin, i forgot) : hey, i dont know my way back home from here, so if you guys leave me alone here, i swear i would find one corner, huddle and cry my ass off. its just so far away from home.
elton jhan
how shall i start, well, alot of peoples came. watched Han's baby home videos, had. Italiano Sarpino Pizza. frickin awesome. everyone loved them. Must have cost a bomb.
8 out of 10 boxes finished. you animals!
was watching MTV, Wild'n Out(see blog title), which han said: why u all watching nigga shows?
the jokes were far out and said with thick hip-hop accent, he cant get a clue. lol.
then watched Hills Have Eyes. well, the movie was pretty retarled, with a capital L. i dont know, but there were wastelands, baby mutants, sweet violence, a girl that looked like Jesus Christ and a freshly sliced dog.
song bo.
Mini Casino. Dai Dee
yeah! throw in the dollars, you sick bitches. big money big money.
Habis. gamble lost.
when it comes to taking photographs, im the master of really glam shots.
Lesson #2234 for Successful Dudes: Always wear extra-extra pants over. Just in case.


a looong walk down the blocks.
oh Woodlands seems to have like bunches of neighbourhoods complicatedly connected and in line with blocks by blocks, its concrete jungle i tell you. and the dominant inhabitants there are mats.
syirr said i look like i got a Mexican moustache and a boobjob.
mary, 23, model.



her name is ADA. name is so short, its cheaper when buying her one of those alphabet necklace for birthday.
this fish, i forgot, it sounds really cool. cause the name sounds like marijuana or something.
''trying to be photogenic" - han.
mia-mia miata. spent the whole night PSP-ing. need for speed underground rivals. went so far, i forgot to sleep.


han's mum made breakfast for me. Pizza, again. with coffee, and couple of Mochi awesome!
followed by walking all the way to woodlands MRT, successfully, without crying.
i could be fucked and would describe the experience further, if i got time and also sadly, im dead spent right now. all in all, it was quite a saturday in Hoodlands.