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stooopid mahfucking blogger.com. ugh.. another episode.
so i watched the academy awards live on-air at 9.30am, where most of you at that time should be busting your asses off at work or obeying the teachers in school, i was at home resting my feet on the table, leaning back on my plush sofa and watching the academy awards while sippin fresh morning milo. it was quite an experience i tell ya. MERYLL STREEP was fucking hot, she almost gave me a boner. like totally. if i got a chance, i would bang her. hard. the host, ellen degeneres was funny. that caused me to come to the conclusion that shes a lesbians, cos all lesbians are funny.
really, through knowledge of my many (literally) queer friends, they're all plus-chop-confirm guarantee fhilarious peoples..
and i've seen a couple of ellen degeneres's shows, in the morning, and its normally about sad shitty situations or topics, and that lesbo miraculously had an ability to single-handedly lightened the mood, compared to oprah. because oprah always rectify shit through highlighting the shit, which is kinda shitty, though it makes good TV. but hence, thats why Oprah is not really funny. another reason is because shes too rich, looks like that woman from Dreamgirls, not a queer and practiced celibacy. and also, im saying all this becase my mum watches her show and buys her (uber expensive) magazines religiously. cos i hate sharing anything with her. so back to the show, alot of predictable sure winners won. and my guess are always right. except that i dont know who the hell is alan arkin and how in the worldly nasal-cumshot was jennifer hudson awarded the best supporting actress. utterly confounds me how the hell this.. this.. large woman had the glory of winning the award.
oh and speaking of which. i watched dreamgirls today. supposed to go head north of singapore(mandai), again but kena cancelled. so went to the cinema with my ______. im not posting anymore photos for this one because i just realised that its considered as bad blogging etiquette. peoples just see pictures and wouldnt give a passing fuck on details like reading. plus the pictures was rather raunchy and all, it'll make me feel kiss-and-telly, so i shan't go further. :p
anyways, the show Dreamgirls simply sucks. as in it suck with a capital F. really.
its a total yell-and-wail fest. and with jennifer hudson in that movie fuelled my hatred towards fat womans attitude even more. oh, dont get me wrong, i dont hate fat peoples, i just hate their attitude.
at some part, she was singing solo with grief and complain for a straight 20-mins. it was excruciating. lucky when that part ends, it was eddie murphy's turn. luckily it was soul music, because was just relaxing. normally, any kinds of musicals never failed to give me the goosebumps and creeps and the fact that the movie actually make a song out of a trivial squabble. and come to think about it, its like High School Musical minus its excessive pre-pubescent corniness. hell, if you associate anything similar to HSM, that thing, instantly everyone knows that thing suck seriously. but dreamgirls deserve much more credits than that.
i think it appeal well to the older crowds or sissy peoples.
good thing about this show: everything except jennifer hudson. beyonce also had like a hairdo which looks like any typical emo poser minah that you see in orchard. difference is that, its the real deal. and nostalgic factor of the show is through the roof. for everything else, large women made this epic delicate piece of a musical into a large blockbuster musical turd.
my rating: 3/5 stars.
oh, and i watched HBO again at home, and i watch a classic called She-Devil. and that show made me hate fat womens with an attitude, again.
also, the movie starred MERYLL STREEP. she also almost gave me a boner. again.
woooh, found satisfaction after another round of my mental displacement. i just love rambling. bah. imma sleep. bya bya
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